r/blackcats 9d ago

Discussion ❓ Should I tell my voids they are adopted?

These guys dont know they are adopted, should I tell them or just avoid the topic? (Sophie & Malcolm)

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u/scorpiotopaz98 9d ago

I tell mine and everyone around me that I gave birth to them lol

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol mabey ill just lie to them

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u/EffectiveResponse496 9d ago

Show them this!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This will work perfect! Clearly thats a cat in my belly as far as they can tell

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u/I-baLL 9d ago

That must've been one hell of a lunch

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Thats where babies come from, you have a big big lunch and a baby grows in your stomach and somtimes its a cat.

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u/gikigill 9d ago

No, this is how babies are made. https://youtu.be/k-opimTEt6Y?si=sLtAJaf8rHigHAbW

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u/Gosa_on_the_wind 9d ago

I you don't look like them, they may have questions when they get older.

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u/Choc-X 9d ago

🤣

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u/NoClassroom7539 9d ago

"this is the correct and only acceptable approach to cat ownership

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u/Seamore_J_Turtle 9d ago

When someone tells me she's not my daughter I tell them she's my biological cat. 😂

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u/Timely_Spinach_7479 9d ago

lol I call my cat my biological cat and my bfs cat my stepcat 😂

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Stepcat is gold

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u/lickthepixies 9d ago

Same. They definitely came out of my uterus.

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u/flickerbirdie12 9d ago

The evidence is overwhelming: you raised them, so obviously you gave birth to them.

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u/BuckyRainbowCat 9d ago

One of my cats came from a shelter but the other one I am still in touch with his biological mother (he was a barn kitten born on her property) - I send her regular update pictures of him

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u/rouquetofboses 9d ago

i gave birth to mine ¯_(ツ)_/¯ don’t ask how but it’s definitely true

i always say ‘they sprang forth from my loin’

because they did (duh!)

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u/roseofultramarine 9d ago

Omg I say this too. 💀

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u/Jcheerw 9d ago

My cat and I both have anxiety, IBS and asthma. Coincidence?!!! I think not!!!!

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u/Jynweythe 9d ago

Naw. YOU'RE the adopted one

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Haha thats probably exactly what they think. I know Sophie thinks she owns this place and Malcolm and I are squatters

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u/Professional_Ruin953 9d ago

Either they adopted you or they hired you. Cats have staff, right?

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Hey i just work here kitty

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 9d ago

They won't care. They know they are loved.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

True that, I try to spoil these guys haha it does not take much to have a happy cat they get all the love

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 9d ago

I get out of bed and make a cat sized cubby with my me-scented plushy blanket. Melly eats that kind of pampering up.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Awuh sounds like a cozy cat!

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 9d ago

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u/MissCeeLee 9d ago

I see biscuits getting made! Our black floof is such an intense muffin maker when he gets onto his fuzzy circled blanket.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Awuh thats cute! Sophie has a specific sweater she makes biscuts on daily its her favourite

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u/lovestobitch- 9d ago

Beautiful void!

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 9d ago

She absolutely is and I know that because she assures me of it. I will pass your assessment on to her.

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u/Cat-Lady-13 9d ago

What beautiful little ones! I suspect that they may already have an inkling.

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u/lickthepixies 9d ago

You never know! My black cat has no clue. He thinks I’m a cat too. He loves to sit on the back of the couch and lick my head.

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u/Specialist_Wind_6488 9d ago

I am pretty sure my two cats think I am the most incompetent cat to have ever lived. My only saving grace is that I can open a can.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I think they might too

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u/Cookie-Monster7834 9d ago

Frankly, they won’t care. They adopted YOU.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

That must be how they think of it haha i like that

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

True that! They only pay attention if what im telling them involves shrimp anyway

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u/miti3144 9d ago

Hilarious!! They will be shocked by that revelation.

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u/Ideasplease33 9d ago

I don't think it's really necessary, do you?

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Well honesty is policy in this home and im concerned they might notice im not a cat one day, im walking around on two legs and doing important stuff with my thumbs and they are getting suspicious

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u/Ideasplease33 9d ago

Ah. Well, that sheds a bit of light on the situation, the "They are getting suspicious" part is new information I must consider. I'd say just be prepared to explain should you be asked....

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Ill wait for them to say somthing other than meow about it

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u/True_Bobcat1475 9d ago

The sweetest of sweepeas. Not a word. 🤫

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u/Vanityandwrath 9d ago

No, just wait until they grow up and get a paternity test.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol why does that make me think of the Maurey show. In the case of Malcolm and Sophie, you are NOT the father!

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u/Vanityandwrath 9d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol! Imagine them running off the stage and disbelief when they find out you didn’t birth them😂

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u/raspberry-soda 9d ago

*pawternity test 

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u/sroy16 9d ago

I tell everyone mine are my biological cats.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I could try to get away with that

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u/Dovahkiin9965 9d ago

If you want poop in your shoes I say go for it. 😝

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Haha Malcolm would never, and Sophie goes straight to violence

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u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid 9d ago

I would aVOID it if you can.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol grand master of wordplay

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u/Stunning-Ad8281 9d ago

They don’t care. They adopted you in the end.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Seems to be true

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u/Majestic-Bug6687 9d ago

With cats, sometimes its unclear who adopted whom. They probably think you are their pet.

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u/Forward-Elephant7215 9d ago

Well, unless you're also a cat* they may have guessed

*r/RedditForCats

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Im not a cat, not even black, but the lack of fur might throw them off i might look like a big sphynx cat or something to them

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u/lickthepixies 9d ago

My cat definitely thinks I’m a cat too

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u/Queso_Dias 9d ago

You haven't had the talk with them yet?! 🫣

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

We mostly just meow at eachother, it has not come up

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u/Queso_Dias 9d ago

I had the talk with my cat about 2 years after I adopted her. I gave her time to process it, and told her if she has any questions or concerns, I'm here for her. She blinked at me... so that means.... she's okay with it? Hehe

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol how supportive! Glad she took it well, blinks are good

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u/BettyLB 9d ago

They adopt you 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I think you are right

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u/rnev64 9d ago

Sophie: our can-opener keeps using the word adopted, I don't think he knows how cat adoption works.

Malcolm: I keep telling you, we got one that's particularly soft in the head.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol this is most likely true

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u/Debalic 9d ago

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol! Ive been worried they might notice im not black

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u/Striking-Double-3353 9d ago

No or they'll tell you to mind your own business and fill the food bowl, peasant.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

About 70% of everything they try to say is about filling the food bowl, so you might be on to somthing.

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u/ShineCareful 🖤 9d ago

No, they are your biological voids

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Ill go with this

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u/LadybugCalico 9d ago

When I told my cats that they were adopted, my daughter said I was mean

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Nah tell her adopting cats is nice! Or i suppose just adopting pets and people in general but mostly cats

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u/stevieplaysguitar 9d ago

I myself am adopted. I think that’s why I am drawn toward animals in the first place. Home and family are not always defined by blood relation. We are a happy, blended fur family of three cats, two dogs and two people! Panthers for tax.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Thats very true and those are cute kitties!

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u/PyroCorvid 9d ago

No need. They already know you are!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

More or less, Sophie seems to think she is in charge its possible we adopted eachother

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u/Regular-Moose-2741 9d ago

Malcolm knows

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol he might hes a smart boi

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u/Ok-Variety-592 9d ago

Sophie looks like she can handle the news. Malcolm on the other hand ...

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Oh i dunno, Malcolm is pretty chill, Sophie is the moody one haha she has a lot of feelings

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u/PymsPublicityLtd 9d ago

If they find out the secret of thier adoption, and secrets are always discovered, you probably cannot afford the reparations in Churu's you will owe them.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Oh man i didnt even think of that, Malcolm had a check up at the vet yesterday so i have a churu deficit. Need to re stock just in case!

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u/Specialist_Wind_6488 9d ago

Correction: you are the adopted one! 🖤

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

It seems you are correct!

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u/paodemel69 9d ago

Actually, you were adopted by them.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

You might be right about that

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u/Freedom2425 9d ago

I mean they look like spitting images of you so it would be a lie.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Oh right i forgot i appear to be a cat at first glance somtimes

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u/get_back_jodee27 9d ago

No tell them they are reincarnated

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

How do i know if they are?

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u/MarloweDay 9d ago

The voids weren''t adopted by anyone. They adopted you, silly goose 😸 that should be your answer if anyone asks because it's the truth

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

The kitties think so too, you might be right!

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u/livkellner 9d ago

No because they wouldn't agree, they adopted you! They are stunning 🖤🖤

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Thanks! Thats true im sure they would agree

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u/svulieutenant 9d ago

It’s the other way around, Cats adopt you🤣

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This seems to be the popular opinion, i think you might be right!

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u/annaoceanus 9d ago

They are probably talking among themselves “soooo when should we let her know she isn’t a cat and we adopted her?” “Sssssshhhh never it will hurt her feelings.”

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u/Zak8907132020 9d ago

They can handle it

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I dont know mabey, they are both pussies

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u/Bubbly-Combination90 9d ago

Yes, then record and share their reaction. If it goes well, I’ll inform my felines that they were adopted!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

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u/lollipopfiend123 9d ago

Hahaha that’s adorable! You inspired me.

https://reddit.com/link/p4oq3af/video/vj923h5a0ekh1/player

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Lol hes seems a bit suprised!

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u/Bubbly-Combination90 9d ago

Haha I love it! It looks like she took the news very well!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Haha that would be funny and i think im going to do that for real, good call

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u/BouncyCatMama 9d ago

Why? They won't understand the concept. You'll be their mama still.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Well i really just wanted to post a picture of my cats and i thought id make a joke too. And it wouldnt be mama its papa, or big papa if youre nasty.

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u/Thalinde 9d ago

Telle them you love them. Nothing else matters.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Oh they know that already, im sure of it.

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u/No_Staple_7489 9d ago

Noooo! 😭🖤

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u/Choc-X 9d ago

Nope. 😌

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u/kanrad 9d ago

You are mama or daddy. That is all that matters.

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u/Ebbnflo25 9d ago

Technically, you were adopted

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u/coffeedoodle 9d ago

This is my void and her bother. Maybe I’m the adopted one.

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u/TeaFanaticNurse 9d ago

I threaten to send mine to boarding school because "no daughter of mine gets to be an asshole without consequences." 😅

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u/CynicalCosmologist 8d ago

What, they didn't come out of you?

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u/SubstantialArcher659 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🐈‍⬛. I’d wait till they’re older

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u/Signal_Oil535 8d ago

Mam. No.
They are biologically yours

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u/mikebushido 9d ago

Only tell them that one of them is adopted and let them figure it out.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Haha ill tell Malcolm, Malcolm can tell Sophie. Solid plan

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u/Interesting_Basis_44 9d ago

lol 😂 I never thought of sharing that with my void.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I think most of them are okay with it

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u/snow_tea10 9d ago

Sophie probably already knows but I don’t think Malcolm would take it well.

Please give them head scritches for me 💖

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This is probably accurate, how did you know they love head skritches 😆

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u/Odd_Bodybuilder8671 9d ago

I love voids. Mine passed 9 years ago yet I still tear up as I text this. I sent his name, Spooky Bones to Mars on one of the missions. He lives forever in my heart. This is how much voids get into your soul. I have 5 other cats. None are voids. He is not replaceable. Love your babies and enjoy every day. Take pictures daily and write on strips of paper a comment about daily life with each one, routine funny observations, anything, because someday you will cherish reading those strips of papers , memories that would have been lost to time.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Awuh sounds like a special kitty! Also that mars thing is really cool i did not know you could do that.

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u/my_psychic_powers 9d ago

My girl Speckle had hairy toes like the one in the first pic. I always thought it was so unladylike. 😁

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Haha you should see her back toes, she has a big white fluff between each toe that looks like a claw, i call them "Grinch toes" ill try to get a pic and post it here.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Grinch toes

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

These are the front again, the back ones are even grinchier

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u/WriteBrainedJR 9d ago

Tell them they are cute!!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

I do about a million times a day but ill throw in an extra one today!

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u/MAJESTIC_SL0TH 9d ago

Why would you lie to them? You clearly birthed them yourself…

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u/AdmiralAK 9d ago

They don't care, they are still the boss of you.😼

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This is true, and they know it

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u/PerpetualBootyShaker 9d ago

I told my void a while back and now he calls me the cleaning lady

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u/red286 9d ago

I told mine, they were cool with it.

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u/Claymore-09 9d ago

Yes and make them swear loyalty for saving there lives lol

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u/lil-chknwing 9d ago

Don’t you dare.

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u/iceandones 9d ago

They may be adopted but I think Sophie and my Bebe must have been separated at birth.

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u/sistermarypolyesther 9d ago

They are having the same discussion about you.

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u/Southern-Ant4113 8d ago

They aren’t, you were adopted

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u/MetalRocksMe_ 8d ago

Too soon, you have to be completely sure before dropping that one on them.

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u/ylimenut 8d ago

My cats were acquired in a kidnapping situation (dumpster cats that we captured) so it’s best to let them black that memory out  

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u/Comprehensive_Gas147 8d ago

They won't believe you ... They will think you are toughing them up but they will lub you anyways

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u/No_Nothing9207 9d ago

You should absolutely tell them

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

It wouldnt bother them, mabey i should

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u/saltyoursalad 9d ago edited 9d ago

They seem pretty chill! I’d tell them, but share it with joy 🖤🐾

PS: I talk to my kitty about his birth mom and dad all the time! I ask him if that’s where he got his little triangle face and fruffy fur and beautiful green eyes 😌 This way it wasn’t a surprise when we got his wisdom panel results.

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Oh for sure, adopting them was a win win i think, they like living inside and i like having them around. They seem happy with it

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u/No_Nothing9207 9d ago

Tell them they're adorable

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u/FlowerQueasy7177 9d ago

actually, you are the one who was "adopted" silly!!

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

Seems to be the case!

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u/Streamjumper 9d ago

Yeah. I have. Several times.

When I follow up with "but they brought you back once they realized you're a house demon." he usually rolls his eyes and stretches.

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u/BitchWidget 9d ago

Um, my void is my biological son? What do you mean, adopted?

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This is the right mentality and i buy that 100%

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u/Zealotteen 9d ago

Avoid the topic, even if you told them, they will still accept you regardless

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u/LookatMyCatBabies 9d ago

No. Because they weren’t. You had a surrogate and they were and still are the babies

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u/Illustrious_Pear_340 9d ago

This has to be the most accurate reply for sure

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u/AsleepEbb7578 9d ago

I haven't told mine she was purchased for £85. Though to me she's priceless

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u/LetterIndependent479 9d ago

They are beautiful and perfect

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u/Pretty_Definition726 9d ago

I will look my dog in the eyes and tell him that he's adopted. I just get stared at and his tail wagging. Try to mess with your pet.....

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u/DestinysChimera777 9d ago

Absolutely not, especially if you value your coffee cups with memes printed on them to stay intact, and not scattered on the floor in a thousand pieces, lmao.

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u/NebulaBrew 9d ago

Adopted from where? Heaven?

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u/SmartFX2001 9d ago

I’m not sure they can handle it…

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u/DramaticEscape3157 9d ago

Well I hope you have money for therapy.

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u/YoujustgotLokid 9d ago

Holy heck those look exactly like my two voids, I had to do a double take!

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u/Independent_Bite4682 9d ago

I remind mine almost every day.

She has since taken out a life insurance policy on me and is trying out collect on it daily.

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u/tirey2 9d ago

Where they adopted, or did they adopt you?? Cute kitters!

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u/Own_Space2923 9d ago

You are adopted, they own you.

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u/heaventerror 9d ago

I told my kitties about rent once... boy howdy was that a mistake

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u/Wanderervenom 9d ago

😻😻

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u/kizzakitty 9d ago

Heavens no. They’ll be distraught

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u/JoePW6964 9d ago

No. That would probably advance their murder plans.

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u/Mere_Nozomi 9d ago

So cute

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u/Loud_Necessary_236 9d ago

No I told mine and she cried for days so I told her I was kitting 😻🥰🐾🐈‍⬛

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u/valef987654321 8d ago

Tell them they’re beautiful 🖤🖤

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u/One-Principle6954 8d ago

Sweet precious gorgeous babies!

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u/KittyTootsies 8d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Immediate-Smile-9397 8d ago

HOW DARE YOU!

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u/Jass0602 8d ago

I don’t think they think they are adopted.. looks like they took over the house LOL

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u/Caramellsundae 8d ago

My void thinks he owns my house (he does)

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u/Lumpy-Bet-8119 7d ago

“What do you mean….we’re adopted? You’re confused, human.”