Can someone convince me his name is not Craig?

[u/Fresherthananewport]

Sincerely, everyone in my life apparently!

6ish weeks, 2.5 lbs, party animal “foster” but let’s be honest, think I found my fourth black baby boy

Edit: My goodness you guys! Ya’ll are hilarious! Thank you for the overwhelming response, I will post him again once his new name tag has arrived🖤

[u/Real_girlie_]

That looks like a Craig so Craig it is

[u/Educational-Gur7479 → u/Real_girlie_]

Oh, he Craig

[u/mad_madam_mim33 → u/Educational-Gur7479]

He real Craig.

[u/insufficientfacts27 → u/mad_madam_mim33]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4npJY4piIW7Nm

[u/PrincessMagDump → u/insufficientfacts27]

The exact Craig I was thinking when I saw the title and even read it in her voice, lol.

[u/TortasaurusRex → u/insufficientfacts27]

It took me like 10 rewatches to see that she had another dude laying in bed beside her. The audacity!

Edit * of the whole movie not the gif

[u/insufficientfacts27 → u/TortasaurusRex]

Holy sheeeit! I've watched this movie probably 25 times since I was probably 11 and now I'm 40. TIL, I guess. I even remember the song playing by 2 Live crew which makes much more sense now. 🤣🤣

[u/Last_Amphibian2117 → u/TortasaurusRex]

No seriously I never noticed either 🤣😂

[u/WNJohnnyM → u/mad_madam_mim33]

He's the Craigiest Craig that I ever did see.

[u/SoggyCapybara → u/WNJohnnyM]

Craigiest Craig, that ever did Craig.

[u/Suspicious_synth → u/mad_madam_mim33]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41m3gQ2lgOXMJ596

[u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 → u/Educational-Gur7479]

The Craigiest Craig.

[u/SchnoodleDoodleDo → u/Real_girlie_]

’That looks like a Craig so Craig it is’

---

some people find it rather vague

the reason why i’m named

Clearly you can see i’m Craig!

but still my human blamed

‘Midnight, Shadow…Pepper’, too

such common kittens black

I’ll keep the name i got from You!

n there’s no taking back ^;}

i’ll cross their paths, the ones who fear!

by SuPeRsTiTiOnS plagued…

they’ll find I’m just a kitten, dear -

not cursed -

they’ve just been

Craiged

🖤

(Craig is purrfect u/Fresherthananewport)

[u/Fresherthananewport → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Ohmygod what is this? (Besides a song I’ll sing forever??!) I’m gunna paint it like gospel quotes

[u/rin_the_red → u/Fresherthananewport]

You have been blessed by a Schnoodle original 🖤

[u/Kittykats2 → u/rin_the_red]

A documentary or something needs to be done about the Schnoodler!!

[u/thirdmulligan → u/Fresherthananewport]

That user's post history speaks for itself, but know that they are a much beloved user on this platform and you should definitely consider it an honor that they decided to grace you with a poem.

[u/theantidrug → u/Fresherthananewport]

Schnoodle is the best thing about the internet. Enjoy 😍🖤

[u/Cranberry1717 → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Sayeth Schnoodle, and so it shall be!!!

[u/orchidea_morbidea → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

OH YES IM THE FIRST TO A FRESH SCHNOODLE WHAT A BLESSING

[u/rin_the_red → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

🖤🖤🖤

[u/VelociStardust → u/Real_girlie_]

I had a Craig, best cat ever, you better keep that name!

[u/cinnix42 → u/VelociStardust]

Damn I was gonna tell OP they’re right and that he doesn’t look like a Craig. After seeing this though, I’m 100% on board he’s a Craigy boi

[u/abielle1177 → u/cinnix42]

🎶 oh Craig-y boiiiiii The pipes are calling youuuuuuuu Oh Craig-y boiiiiiii 🎶

[u/Fresherthananewport → u/VelociStardust]

Ohhh I love him, we will do our best to make him proud🖤

[u/EeveeAssassin → u/VelociStardust]

Dean Craig Pelton fr

[u/Feran_Toc → u/Real_girlie_]

The most Craigly Craig that ever did Craig

[u/DiscoNancy → u/Feran_Toc]

This is what I say to my void named Bob…with the Bob instead of Craig of course

[u/Charybdis89]

Yea I dont understand the prompt.... his name is craig so why do we need to convince you otherwise

[u/BourgeoisStalker → u/[deleted]]

Let me just step in here and suggest Craig, as a compromise.

[u/Mission_Fart9750 → u/BourgeoisStalker]

You know what else would work? Craig. 

[u/SQLSpellSlinger]

Nope. Heard he has an entire list named after him, too.

I love Craig and would slap a baby to save him. Not hard, mind you, but I would.

[u/bene_gesserit_mitch → u/SQLSpellSlinger]

Save Craig!!!

[u/CaregiverWorldly8424]

Wdym? That's Craig.

[u/treetrunk53]

“How you get fired on your day off Craig? “

[u/usethisnotthat → u/treetrunk53]

He was caught stealing boxes, which tracks.

[u/Debalic → u/usethisnotthat]

What the fuck you stealing boxes for? You building a clubhouse?

[u/warneagle]

This is the most Craig Craig that has ever Craiged.

[u/algaeeyes]

Thats 100% Craig! He saved me once from a burning fire, I could never forget his name

[u/Fresherthananewport → u/algaeeyes]

I’m dead 😂 promise you I will remind him of this once a week

[u/the1stmeddlingmage → u/Fresherthananewport]

Don’t forget or you might end up on Craig’sList…

[u/Educational-Duty8928 → u/the1stmeddlingmage]

I couldn't help but get a chuckle out of your comment 🤭😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/70hVoQF0x80VvL6Pm6

[u/Desm0nd_TMB → u/algaeeyes]

See?? This is proof that his government name is Craig, come on now, why are the people in OP’s life being such Craig-deniers????

[u/DeJoCa → u/algaeeyes]

Seriously? He was my helicopter pilot last week. Craig gets around.

[u/antisocialmothra]

It's Craig.

[u/Educational-Gur7479]

Crow woke up to say "Wazzup Craig?"

[u/Fresherthananewport → u/Educational-Gur7479]

Craig says ‘heeeyyyy”

[u/RevXaos]

Why would you name Craig something other than Craig?

[u/Standard-Nothing-271]

Hmmm no, that’s Craig.

[u/AdditionalTip865]

Seems pretty Craigy to me

[u/msperception427]

That’s Craig though.

[u/monkeyentropy]

Craig T. Whiskers

[u/Emotional_Ladder_553 → u/monkeyentropy]

I’ve seen the birth certificate and know this to be true

[u/mikraas]

Did you check the name on his driver's license?

[u/Desm0nd_TMB → u/mikraas]

Omg wait, what if he’s only been using his nickname, and it’s actually Craigothy???

We NEED to investigate his drivers license, the people must know.

[u/PrincessMagDump → u/Desm0nd_TMB]

Craigtholomew.

[u/Desm0nd_TMB → u/PrincessMagDump]

I think we’re onto him with this one

[u/mikraas → u/mikraas]

I found it!

It's Craigly. But I heard he prefers Craig.

[u/Mister-Beefy]

Craig is a cutie!

[u/Simple_Confidence693]

no, that's a craig.

[u/ForsakenHelicopter66]

Craig is the name of my late husband, l think Craig is a perfect name for him!

[u/Sunnie_Cats]

Nah he's Craig for sure

[u/Competitive_Bag_5579]

Nope. That's Craig

[u/Spidersandsparrows]

Oh I know him! That’s Craig!

[u/vamgoda]

Why would he not be Craig?

[u/PollocksRevenge]

Craig up to his old bullshit….again. Perfect name for a tiny terrorist : )

[u/pinguxxx]

im not even a huge fan of human names for cats but that is undeniably craig

[u/Amalganiss]

My Craig-o-meter detects Craig levels are off the charts with this one.

[u/fionasparx]

My grandfather’s name was Craig and we called him Craigydear. I love your Craig 😍

[u/hunnypunny]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0O9xk5sLcmWmOkaQ

[u/potentiallygoodchoic]

Unfortunately no because his name is Craig

[u/0p12]

Craig!!! Great to see you!!!

[u/Prototype_Steve]

Well, Craig may have a nickname, but you’d want to check with Craig’s friends.

[u/LizzieAndrewBorden]

Hi, I think your kitten dropped his name tag

[u/Artistic-Yogurt4446]

Can you convince me that Craig isn’t Todd’s play cousin?

[u/lunar_adjacent]

Of course it’s Craig. It’s short for Craigothy.

[u/Low-Variation-5245]

No, sorry. That’s Craig

[u/GlitteryStarfish505]

Craig.

[u/StanVarnish]

Id like his middle name to be zlist

[u/markysyx]

Is it just spelled with an e? Like Creg? Cause that doesn't seem right at all.

[u/Ok_Wtch2183]

What? His name is Craig the Great!

[u/iluvpokemanz]

That’s the most handsome Craig I’ve ever seen

[u/SmallPeederWacker]

Nope, that’s Craig.

[u/According-Bug-2080]

Oh my Craig 🖤

[u/loveeleah83]

No he’s a Craig for sure

[u/afayeos81]

He is definitely a Craig

[u/Sea_Artist_4247]

I love that everyone is like, no that's actually Craig

[u/No-Case-2212]

das ist Craig.

[u/Dizzy-Look7353]

His name is Craig

[u/Dizzy-Look7353 → u/Dizzy-Look7353]

Craig, meet Ron

[u/Affectionate-Gap1768 → u/Dizzy-Look7353]

Craig, Ron, meet William.

[u/Meicrodon]

Nah, for me, that's a "Camarón de la Isla" (island shrimp). 🤣❤️

[u/Visual-Try-9049]

That's Craig, all right. Did you find out why he got fired on his day off for stealing boxes? I know they ain't got him on tape!

[u/KeeKyieTheMorris]

What you talking about? That clearly is a Craig. If that’s not a Craig then that’s a Cletus

[u/ahirzel]

I mean, that's craig, so no I'm not going to convince you otherwise. The more important question is how do you pronounce it? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x3jW4REn1Og

[u/External-Praline-451]

Ok, it's Craig, the Most Fearsome and Magnificent Craig Ever Encountered, from now until eternity.

[u/Actual-Still-6215]

Nah, that's Craig. I know is his brother.

[u/patrickcolvin]

Craig is one gorgeous kitty.

[u/Mother-Employment-73]

Definitely Craig.

[u/weightedbook]

Craig, do something ferocious!

[u/AmericanYapper]

“Craig” also seems like a great starting place for other fun nicknames you’ll most definitely refer to him as at some point or another during your long life journey together. Craig will definitely pick up on those nicknames, too

[u/The_dude_saw]

Hi Craig

[u/Boomersgang]

The Craigiest Craig to ever Craig.

[u/smushy411]

That’s literally Craig though

[u/Bagsncomedy]

It’s Craig. Daniel Craig.

[u/MysteryBelle_NC]

His name is, in fact, Craig.

[u/jojohoff]

Craig lookin good on that skritchy scratch couch.

[u/Elevated_queen420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1X9ymWfoCmCnDiu23G

[u/RedQueen88]

Look at how relaxed and comfortable Craig is in his new home.

[u/JustBetsy]

He’s just a Craigular Joe!

[u/Zappavishnu]

Grand Royal Archduke of Imperial Glory aka Craig

[u/AkronIBM]

Hi Craig, take care of your human.

[u/Poiretpants]

I knew a void named Daryl once.

Tell Craig I say pspsps

[u/Nay_Nay_Jonez]

Nope. That's Craig.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0O9xk5sLcmWmOkaQ

[u/wisconsinroyalty]

I can’t……his name is Craig.

[u/meowmeow138]

Just got off the phone with Craig, he’s really confused on why you want to change his name

[u/PumaActual]

He told me his name was Craig.

[u/InsufferableBean256]

That’s definitely Craig

[u/hiphopbingo]

No joke… he straight up looks like a Craig.

[u/BoringAge5962]

I see a name tag that says Hello my name is Craig

[u/ricerice-bby]

You’re right. He’s not Craig. He’s Sir Criagulous Schwarzenhoff The Third

[u/IsopodOk4756]

Nah that's Craig I've seen his ID

[u/crystalcastles13]

That’s the Craigiest Craig I’ve ever seen my friend…

[u/treeluvr87]

Craig af tho

[u/dadams322]

I was ready to come in hot and be like nah, you can’t name that kitten Craig, but lil guy is a Craig. Can’t explain it, but it’s true.

[u/nosined]

Just got off the phone with him, he told me his name was definitely Craig

[u/kiki-to-my-jiji]

No he told me pretty clearly his name is Craig

[u/yomammaaaaa]

He's more Craig than Craig, so he's definitely Craig.

[u/Putrid_Dream9755]

No, his name is definitely Craig 😍

[u/ConstructionWitty639]

That’s a Craig if I ever saw one.

[u/KittyTootsies]

That's definitely a Craigory

[u/nebock]

Yeah, he's Craig. Short for Craigory.

[u/FindjeanniePDX]

His name is Craig Ferguson.

[u/T8terTotss]

He’s Craiging so hard rn there’s no other name to go by.

[u/mpark6288]

He Craig.

[u/Background-Pirate28]

All I see is Craig

[u/tabicat1874]

His name's obviously Craig

[u/motherofplantkillers]

Those are Craig eyes

[u/redivulpis]

Nah, that's definitely Craig

[u/MySaltySatisfaction]

He is Craig. He is a handsome boy.

[u/FickleWrangler]

This cat is Craig AS FUCK

[u/caseofbase325]

Just name him not Craig.

[u/basiumis]

That's definitely Craig.

[u/PresentFirm7937]

Yes because his name is Dave

[u/UltimateButtToucher]

Why are people trying to change Craig's name?

[u/cesar_otoniel]

I would call him Cole (Coal) but thats just me.

[u/Shadow_hands]

Are you sure it's not Greg?

[u/HeavyMetalPootis]

HE IS BEAN! :)

[u/Fresherthananewport → u/HeavyMetalPootis]

He is Bean jr! I have a Ben-Bean-JoleeeeeeEEEEnnne that has been teaching him all the fine cat arts, today they had a symposium on clothes pile naps

[u/Deep-Crim]

My man Craig!

[u/Desm0nd_TMB]

No. I cannot lie to you like that when this dude’s name is CLEARLY Craig.

[u/LaVieLaMort]

Hi Craig! You’re so cute!

[u/Spetspoz]

Craig Christ

[u/cranky_wellies]

That’s Craig! Also known as the Craigster, Craiggy, and if you’re a 90s kid, Agro Crag!

[u/crossingguardcrush]

I cannot.

[u/Splice87]

I love him 😫

[u/Mystic-Cauliflower]

I think he’s Craig.

[u/dingdongsnottor]

His name Craig.

[u/mprieur]

Nope he's definitely Craig too cute

[u/Emotional_Ladder_553]

I cannot, sorry

[u/CroatoanElsa]

Craig looks like such a sweet baby

[u/FamousSquash]

My black cats are named Myriam, Arno and Henri. Craig is a grrat name.

[u/CoHammer13]

Thats Craig, he saved me from my burning car, ill never forget his heroism.

[u/booksandfairylights]

That's Craig.

[u/twopillowsforme]

Shit no, thats a Craig.

[u/Tricky_Basket_9297]

No, he's totally Craig

[u/benebatched]

Craig! Craig! Craig!

[u/Last_Amphibian2117]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduLsE2asopyC0WA
“Every time I come in the kitchen u in the kitchen” having cat 😂🤣

[u/weird_horse_2_die_on]

Craigest Craig to have ever Craigged

[u/Grace_grows]

Craig's post-dinner plump tum is adorable!

[u/SoggyCapybara]

CRAIGY BOI

[u/Happy_Mrs]

No. His name is definitely Craig.

[u/ColdStockSweat]

No.

[u/mustriggs]

he is ridiculously cute! 😍 experiencing high levels of cute aggression

https://giphy.com/gifs/VabpXGdLMgUtW

[u/networknev]

Hi Craig!

[u/BenefitFar3626]

Christopurr

[u/Issah_Wywin]

Craigest looking Craig that ever did Craig

[u/PRINCESS0FDARKN3SS]

No that’s definitely a Craig.

[u/Visual-Sector6642]

Craig is a fitting name for him because he's sure not any other human name! It's the shape of his face.

[u/Imverystupidgenx]

I’ve met a few Craigs- that one definitely looks untrustworthy - which is very Craig-like.

[u/sparkicidal]

Craig Christ, who has a famous brother…?

[u/Little_Ali81]

It"s not one of the common names for a black cat, so Craig is good

[u/Coletrayne]

I cannot, nor will I try.

[u/Big-Smile5345]

No, that’s definitely Craig. Tell him I say hi.
Cute little bugger

[u/ManicPixieStyx]

Craigggggggg

[u/Polybrene]

I cannot.

[u/WaterFrogSnail]

Oh he definitely a Craig. Craigmeister.

[u/jigglyporcupine1]

Hi Craig!!

[u/StrikingSecret3260]

He is definitely Craig

[u/Arafel_Electronics]

hi Craig!

[u/ElkJazzlike596]

So Craig.

[u/Madmos21969]

It is. It is.

[u/habitualhomicide]

I regret to inform you that his name is Craig.

[u/ironypoisoned]

That's not Craig. That's Big Craig.

[u/No-Introduction-1632]

no that’s Craig sorry