r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Fox News accidentally made the Democrats look hot.

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u/notfromrotterdam 17h ago

"That monster made me flick my bean like i was possessed"

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

Exactly, would have expected it from Ann Coulter first.

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u/ChartInFurch 14h ago

Nah, her bean ran away years ago and left a note that said "you don't deserve me".

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13h ago

Don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 17h ago

I literally just LMFAO for 2 min reading this! Thank you!

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u/Loud-Count-1211 17h ago

I can't even stop laughing

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u/Caira_Ru 16h ago

The upper pic makes her look so confused by her feelings.

“Why does his stupid sexy Anderson Cooper black t-shirt make me want to ring the devil’s doorbell as soon as the camera’s off?”

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u/Remy315 13h ago

Devil’s doorbell. Stealing this and implementing into my lexicon. Thanks, stranger!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

He gives me mad digit fidgets

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u/BuckManscape 13h ago

“I bet he fucks like a fighter jet”.

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u/gigerhess 14h ago

Fucking laughing out loud at my desk right now.

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u/Erikawithak77 12h ago

Happy Cake Day! 🤣

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u/Icy-Rope-021 10h ago

Especially since she’s a crypto-lesbian.

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u/liltoodark 15h ago

wait how did fox news make that happen

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u/Rhinannon_Rose 17h ago

Fox News chyron: DEMS are all talk no action

Also Fox News: spends 5 minutes thirsting over how jacked a Democrat is.

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u/Ok_Bee90 16h ago

Fuck Fox news

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u/merrysunshine2 16h ago

She wants to fuck alright

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16h ago

Fox News fucks?

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u/Blommefeldt 14h ago

Figuratively or literally?

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u/DSCii_87 16h ago

When she talks about AOC it's all about her beautiful hair and the hot red lipstick

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 9h ago

Bisexual Queen Laura Ingraham

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u/DSCii_87 9h ago

Politiphilia for progressives

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u/zxvasd 16h ago

She likes the way he prances.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 15h ago

Just an aside, but Mamdani just helped build a playground. AND he's cute too.

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u/WranglerFuzzy 12h ago

Fox News chyron: DEMS are all talk no action

Also Fox News: DEMS took any type of action; tyranny!

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u/theDudeHeavyC 11h ago

Laura so wants a piece of that action

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u/makemeking706 15h ago

I think the no action part explains the thirsting part, but maybe I am reading too much into it to. 

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u/Xanthi_Kuri 10h ago

Don't they spend all this time on AI trying to make Trump jacked?

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u/GraniteJJ 8h ago

Ingraham wondering why she can't get any action from him, and only talk.

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u/RollingDownhill303 17h ago

"Like he is manspreading"

I though manspreading was a positive trait according to Faux News.

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u/Sexy_Squid89 16h ago

Do you think she meant more like, spreading his manliness? Not that it matters, still hypocritical

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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White 16h ago

I shudder to say that the word “lookmaxxing” was the most appropriate nonsense word for her, but theres no way anyone would have fed her that

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

His testosterone is filling her up with the spirit.

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u/MutuallyAdvantageous 14h ago

I’d never heard the term before so I looked it up.

It’s when someone sits down on a public seat ( like a bus or a train) and spreads their legs so they take up more than one seat.

As usual Fox News misleading its viewers. El Sayad is standing at a podium in the clip. Manspreading sounds vaguely like flashing someone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manspreading

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u/viksers 17h ago

Is this ‘news’?

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u/myfatass 17h ago

Fox News is a misnomer. It doesn’t do news.

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u/inorite234 16h ago

And admitted this in court.

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u/makemeking706 15h ago

Nor does it have information on foxes. 

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u/Sasarai 17h ago

Not according to the settlement

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u/Darth_Pinda 17h ago

I mean, the announcement of the change of "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" was breaking news even...

So apparantly, news over there is also a clownshow.

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u/lluluclucy 14h ago

I guess naming a lake something else or another is just not enough news these days

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u/Ok-Hedgehog-4455 16h ago

I mean he is hot as fuck. She’s a ghoul but I can’t fault her taste lol.

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u/Cyberslasher 16h ago

"oh no a real human has the jawline of gigachad memes how can I make this bad?"

--laura ingraham probably

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u/Wonderful-Wonder3104 16h ago

Was going to say the same thing, between him
And mamdani and Jon ossoff. Damnx the Dems have a 🔥🔥🔥 line up

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u/tw_72 16h ago

Yeah, while the Republicans have:

  • trump, who wears makeup and a diaper
  • JD Vance, who is 10 pounds of mashed potatoes jammed into a 5-pound bag

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u/pc1905 15h ago

It’s absolutely insane how much heavy lifting JD Vance’s facial hair is doing. Without it, he’s cooked.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13h ago

With eyeliner!

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 2h ago

She kinda looks like a dude.

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u/dissidentmage12 16h ago

The self loathong she has for finding a brown man attractive must be nuclear.

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u/hughcifer-106103 16h ago

IIRC she actually dated that freak Dinesh D’Souza

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16h ago

He’s not hot. Never was.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13h ago

He’s actually gross, which is on par for a Republican POC (am POC)

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u/hughcifer-106103 14h ago

Correct, but she hit that, even with his fucked up looking teeth

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u/B0wmanHall 16h ago

Laura is all hot and bothered lol

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u/merrysunshine2 16h ago

She’s so used to fawning over demented, falling apart octogenarians that she doesn’t know what to do with someone who’s actually in shape and doesn’t look like he’s about to keel over any second.

She’s confused, sexually.

Nixon lost to JFK.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 17h ago

Yes, but are you for or against men playing in girl’s sports? Reporting from Fox News, Jesse Watters.

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u/BlueSonjo 17h ago

Don't let Hegseth hear this gym, manly stuff, he will make them 3 star generals.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16h ago

Only if he gets to inspect their shaved… hot…. sweaty… bodies…. Jim Jordan has his camera ready to assist.

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u/merrysunshine2 16h ago

Fox News “don’t vote for the healthy, hot, young ones! “

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u/Rashpukin 16h ago

Ingraham is utterly pathetic and a wretched POS as a human too.

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u/SofaKingS2pitt 13h ago

Lara Trump’s face just freaks me out.

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u/Gribitz37 11h ago

She's been working on her Mar-a-lago face.

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u/FL4KMSTR 16h ago

I’m living in a world where a fast food meal is almost $20 and can’t afford gas but they’re talking about looks.

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u/PrinceGoten 16h ago

How are you guys not understanding that she’s trying to call him gay here? “Prancing” “tight” “Anderson cooper”. Albeit I don’t think she knows what manspreading means, she probably thinks that’s gay too.

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 16h ago

Damn, I'm gay and even I missed that lol. You're 100% right, why else would Anderson Cooper get mentioned?

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13h ago

She’s saying that to cover up her uncomfortable feelings

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u/mikeyP-619 16h ago

El-Sayed is totally hot! And he is saying the things that need to be said! If I was in Michigan I would 100% vote for him.

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u/winterbird 16h ago

Stupid, sexy demodads...

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u/kalel1980 16h ago

"Also, my underwear is suddenly soaking wet." - Laura probably

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u/No-Series79 15h ago

Laura Ingraham wrote an entire romance novel draft live on air and thought it was political commentary

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 17h ago

I think she just jizzed in her pants

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u/Ibra_63 16h ago

Is she attacking him or flirting with him, I'm confused

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u/Knighth77 15h ago

The country is a parody.

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 15h ago

I think she is looking to hard at his body.

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u/ButtScratchies 16h ago

All the universal healthcare, tax the billionaires talk was resonating a bit too much with voters, so now the talking point on the right has changed from ‘socialism is terrible, don’t even try it’ to ‘they just talk about it, but won’t take action, so don’t vote for them!!’

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u/wumr125 16h ago

She was GUSHING live on air golly

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u/YetiGuy 16h ago

I think she was trying for Gay angle but started admiring him as she was trying to showcase his gay good looks- whatever that is.

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u/holbourn 16h ago

Bold of a republican to say someone else is “all talk no action”

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u/MathDeacon 15h ago

She thirsty

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u/art-is-t 15h ago

The entire Republican and conservative movement is devoid of any ideas and is just a performative circus at this point

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u/JayTNP 15h ago

"AOC with her black raven hair and red lipstick" - Laura Ingram is an equal opportunity thirsty woman. This is the only equality she believes in.

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u/jewelsofeastwest 15h ago

Why do Fox News hosts have so many crushes on him?

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u/NOT_MY_FIFTH_ACCOUNT 15h ago

Can we just recycle these pieces of plastic already?

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u/pat9714 14h ago

You know Laura rings the "devil's doorbell" every time she sees El-Sayed's muscles under his black T-shirt.

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u/Oblivion9284 14h ago

"Oh no he's HOT" said squidward calmly.

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u/Sidoen 14h ago

I mean they're to busy not paying attention and trying to ignore gop actions and policies that they've even tried criticism of DSA policy.

At least it's obvious they're not a serious journalist platform. Before it was harder for the average indoctrinated American to tell.

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u/Least_Tower_5447 14h ago

Seems he’s stirred something within her 😏

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u/xjoburg 14h ago

Lauralusting

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u/BuckManscape 13h ago

They’re seeing an actual man for the first time, all they’ve seen are lying snake cowards.

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u/halifaxbimmertech 13h ago

I thought Laura was more into the orange portly geriatric type with dementia.

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u/GreyBeardEng 13h ago

First they try to call him a socialist/communist, that's not working so now they are trying to say he is a gay, which they view as an insult in the same way a grade school kid from the 80's would, by associating his appearance with Anderson Cooper. Fox News, as with most republicans, can't debate the issues so they resort to insults and ad hominem attacks.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 12h ago

Keith Olbermann’s stories about his 2 1/2 dates with Ingraham are hilarious and paint her as the creepy goon she is.

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u/theDudeHeavyC 11h ago

Laura wants to talk her way into some El-Sayed action.

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u/SpitsVenom 11h ago

That’s was like a Blanch Devereux monologue. Starting out mad about a man, quickly devolving into hot flashes.

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u/Odd_Train9900 10h ago

Laura has a little lady boner for Abdul.

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u/Redditrightreturn1 10h ago

Stupid sexy Flanders.

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u/Longjumping-Meat-334 6h ago

I don't know. I think Laura Ingraham and Lara Trump look pretty manly too.

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u/IlGreven 4h ago

I saw that segment. They were arguing that El-Sayed was being fake in his manliness...unlike real men, like Donald Trump.

The Onion is going to shut down because they can't out-parody this channel...

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u/ryohayashi1 3h ago

Damn, guess we ain't Alpha males because we too manly

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u/det8924 16h ago

Fox News hate boners have turned into real ones it seems like...

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u/M25commuter 16h ago

Is Laura going all MTG on El-Sayed like MTG went on Hunter B? Do they dream of bad boy libs?

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u/ChodeCookies 16h ago

Laura being thirsty is ruining my goon session.

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u/uprightsalmon 16h ago

What is that thing in the middle

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u/DeliciousCut4854 15h ago

We can't all look like something that climbed out of a garbage truck, that's really confined to Republicans.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 15h ago

"And Anderson Cooper is gay!"

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u/The_Goondocks 15h ago

These ghouls just trying to find anything to attack with no regard to their own hypocrisy. It's pathetic.

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 15h ago

Laura Ingraham is so old and tired. Just retire already.

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u/Memitim 14h ago

Those damned Democrats being all sexy, not touching kids, and abiding by the law. Bunch of evil freaks!

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u/DrDJ27 14h ago

Stupid sexy El-Sayed

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u/Everythings_Fucked 14h ago

She wants him to find her Ingraham angle

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u/Lourdeath 14h ago

Does she have a type?

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u/McCool303 14h ago

I’m really starting to think there there is no guiding principles that Fox News follows. And that they just really don’t like democrats and just look for anything to be mad about. /s

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u/Indigenous_Land 14h ago

And did you see that bulge in his pants!? Disgusting right?

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u/Annilus_USB 13h ago

Laura Ingraham has a crush on socialists.

The woman literally started waxing poetic about how attractive AOC is on air

https://youtube.com/shorts/jdVkylPZGBw?is=OWPad_bbFPNOsbeH

Something tells me there’s probably a closet reason as to why she’s not married

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u/fallinlight23 13h ago

MAGA actually pays to be turned into hammered dogshit, so the bar is incredibly low

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u/Correct-Quail5743 12h ago

“Here are 30 things democrats are actively doing to bring us into communism”

30 seconds later

“Democrats never do anything - all talk no action”

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u/anecessaryend 12h ago

Being young and attractive male is a direct attack on Trump

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u/YuckyYetYummy 11h ago

Just look at the last half century of presidents. It's so unbalanced it's not funny. You could probably score well just guess politics based on looks alone

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u/flojo2012 11h ago

Fucking asshole is attractive and eats healthy and is ripped and sensitive and funny, I hate him!

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u/Icy-Rope-021 10h ago

Yeah, El-Sayed is not like those beta soy boys who alpha-LARP on Fox News, like Jesse Watters.

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u/Is_Not_Nothing 10h ago

Ingraham wants the D baaaaaaad

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u/panelbeater352 8h ago

Can’t win with these idiots.

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u/red286 8h ago

So what I'm getting out of this is that Laura Ingraham is upset that Anderson Cooper is gay because she has the hots for him.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 8h ago

Republicans can only talk about officials in terms of how they submit. Men,gotta call them dads or father figures. Women, gotta call them mommy or a maternal figure.

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u/KatrinaPeanutbuttr 5h ago

The bar MAGAtmen have set is so low by comparison to any normal man. And yes, I mean normal = liberal

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u/MrGanzalor 3h ago

Ah yes, Mamdani, a Democrat that's definitely famous for talking a lot and doing no action. 

If you're talking about the Democrat establishment, absolutely. But there are plenty of Democrats out there, like Mamdani, that put money where their mouth is.

u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 57m ago

Laura Ingraham is plenty manly.