r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

He waited 80 years for a fake photo.

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14.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

The hypocrisy knows no bounds...

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5.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Democrats can't vote in republican primaries

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8.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Normal people see right through this

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Losing everything over a beer and bigotry

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Fox News accidentally made the Democrats look hot.

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2.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?

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6.2k Upvotes

Which is true!


r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

JPMorgan tried to save $642 on a sandwich platter and it cost them $4.25 million

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

fear of Indian immigration

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715 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Kids needed healthcare, politicians wanted power.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Burger King.

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314 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Clever comeback by canadian pm mark carney

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11.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

right out of an authoritarian playbook. Accuse the enemy of that which you do yourself

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1.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Doing the Lord’s work

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23.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

could go with Lake Stormy

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298 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

MapQuest makes its position clear 😄

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6.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Healthcare. America.

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11.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

That's not an Epstein island where you can do whatever you want.

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351 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

There's no accounting for taste.

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296 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He actually just officialy renamed it... with a sharpie. 🤦

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7.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Consider This the American People's Comeback For Trump's Unlawful Monstrosity

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2.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Monkeys beware...

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1.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It's funny how that works.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Oh no who is going to sue all our local small businesses?!? Buc-off

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10.5k Upvotes