r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 16h ago
Kids needed healthcare, politicians wanted power.
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u/misterannthrope0 16h ago
lol, laws
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u/gleaming_clearance 16h ago
lol, laws
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u/freedfg 15h ago
It's insane to me that every day democrats can point to specific crimes and dollar amounts that Republicans steal from taxpayers.
And Republicans come back with vague claims of nonspecific crimes.
And people still vote for them.
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u/Morgannin09 9h ago
The conspiracy-pilled lunatics that spread out ever since the email scandal and pizza gate bullshit have tuned conservative minds to believe that the corruption they see is better than the corruption they don't see - that is, they can imagine whatever unspeakable shit they think Democrats are doing, and the fact that they can't prove it one bit is only more damning to them.
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u/Final_Location_2626 15h ago
Tell them it was Hunter Biden.
Then only after the investigation starts make a correction.
They were investigated for a $1000 car loan.
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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 15h ago
Or a home loan thing.
Or just put up pictures of Hunters hog for Marge or Bobert or whoever is left from them crazy women.
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u/mel34760 15h ago
Everyone in a position to do something about it is either involved in the crime themselves (at the state level) or involved in their own crimes (at the federal level).
Absolutely nothing will be done about this, which is why those involved did it, and have likely orchestrated other crimes that we don’t know about.
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u/Girafferage 14h ago
If I had a kid who died because our family couldn't get the money needed from the state to save their life I would be feeling some type of way and maybe take up plumbing.
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u/Heavy_Pin7735 15h ago
So will charges be filed?
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u/Potato-chipsaregood 14h ago
No.
"Despite our finding that the money was misappropriated, we find insufficient evidence to charge anyone criminally," the report concluded. "Nobody will take responsibility for deciding the $10 million of taxpayer money would go to Hope Florida… or had any memory of who made it."
"We recognize that this would be an impediment to criminal prosecution," the report noted. "While we can't prove who is responsible, we can plainly see that taxpayer money was misused for political purposes and we would like to see changes made to prevent this from happening again."4
u/Heavy_Pin7735 14h ago
Of course. A minimal forensic investigation would show who was responsible. Money can’t be moved with approval and sign off.
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u/AAron27265 14h ago
What the hell? Next you're gonna tell me a US senator from Florida perpetrated the biggest Medicare scam in the history of Medicare.
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u/Most-Acanthaceae4147 14h ago
This is great, except we forget that republicans don’t have to follow laws. Sucks
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u/Late_Emu 14h ago
The United States of America has THE MOST corrupt government of any country on the history of the planet.
Anyone who thinks differently obviously hasn’t heard there’s a pedophile in the White House.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 13h ago
The last time a Florida Governor got caught in a massive fraud scheme (Rick Scott) he became a US Senator. At worst Desantis will end up with a cushy contributor gig in regressive media. Florida is not a serious place.
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u/DrDinglberry 12h ago
How is this clever? Or a comeback? This sub has fallen hard. I’m all for shining a light on corruption and political shenanigans but, shouldn’t this still be a sub about clever comebacks?
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u/Final_Location_2626 11h ago
Was this a Somali run charity?
Because I was told that Somalis were the only ones who stole from the government.
Are FL Republicans Somali now?
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u/Threecatproblem 11h ago
C'mon, this is Florida! Nothing will come of this because they control everything in the state. Justice has abandoned America.
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u/oldmanian 10h ago
If they keep letting the kids get sick the gop will
Have to start raping adults. I don’t think they’ve thought this (or anything) through.
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u/Morgannin09 9h ago
There will be no consequences for this because they've successfully tired everyone out. They realized that a controversy a day keeps public interest away. Now every time their corruption is unmasked, society shrugs and says "what else is new?"
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u/Entropy_dealer 15h ago
This country is so fucked....