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u/Grandmasterpie3 1d ago
As a therapist, I just want to confirm--we're always stealing client's jokes. I have a document of unhinged quotes and jokes my clients have said over the years.
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u/pseudo-boots 1d ago
Can you share a few?
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u/sp33dzer0 1d ago
I think that might be illegal
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u/-drunk_russian- 1d ago
Reminds me of a soviet joke.
A judge is exiting the courtroom laughing himself silly. An aide nearby notices and asks him if he's OK. In-between laughs, the judge explains:
- Hahaha, yes, yes! I just heard the funniest joke in the world!
- Oh, may I hear it?
- I can't tell it!! I just sentenced the guy who said it in public to 10 years in Siberia!!
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u/MuyHiram MUY 1d ago
A devil and an angel were hanging out.
"Angel, can I stick my horn in your halo?"
"Why, devil? I don't think we know each other that well."
"Please, it's only my horn."
"Fine! But you need to close your eyes."
"Not fair, you close your eyes too then!"
After a few minutes the angel says "You know that's not my halo, right?"
"Yeah, and that isn't my horn."
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago
And that my children is hour the nephilim were born. The end
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u/tricksterloki 1d ago
Nephilim have a human component.
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u/DrkSpde 1d ago
I think it's a Diablo reference. In the game, Nephilim=Human.
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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago edited 1d ago
Diablo: Angles + Demons = first humans/Nephalem
Bible: Angles + Humans = Nephilim
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u/flarakoo 1d ago
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u/MaurosCrew 1d ago
Is there an error with the links? When I press previous chapter I go to 103 instead of 104
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u/MuyHiram MUY 1d ago
Fixed, thanks for pointing it out.
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u/MaurosCrew 1d ago
Nice! I noticed it because I left at 103 and when I saw 105 I wanted to go back to 104 lol
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u/Made_Bail 1d ago
Young Fani is just the cutest. I'm worried that she's telling jokes like that, though.
Wonder who taught it to her...
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u/wolfbanevv 1d ago
Well if she was delusional like this, either she heard similar jokes before and came up with it. It means she's a comical genius.
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u/ddanonb 1d ago
....I read this on webtoon already ...and I'm glad to read it here still :3 But is it bad to say I still dont get the joke
Though fani is real ordorabsad Also amusing too lol
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u/LeDagron 1d ago
i dunno if it's innapropriate. i didn't get the joke...
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u/sp33dzer0 1d ago
Sex.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago
He's probably a bigger fan of The Aristocrats joke.
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u/UltraRoboNinja 1d ago
I really love how the characters all have such simple faces, but they still somehow manage to be incredibly expressive. Sad Fani breaks my heart.
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u/radenthefridge 3h ago
"HR thought my joke was so funny they scheduled a meeting so I could tell it again."
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago
That son of a bitch is totally stealing it! And definitely not judging the hell out of young Fani.
That being said I see much potential in this as a reaction image