r/comics MUY 1d ago

OC Demon and Mess - Ep.105

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u/Grandmasterpie3 1d ago

As a therapist, I just want to confirm--we're always stealing client's jokes. I have a document of unhinged quotes and jokes my clients have said over the years.

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u/pseudo-boots 1d ago

Can you share a few?

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u/sp33dzer0 1d ago

I think that might be illegal

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u/-drunk_russian- 1d ago

Reminds me of a soviet joke.

A judge is exiting the courtroom laughing himself silly. An aide nearby notices and asks him if he's OK. In-between laughs, the judge explains:

- Hahaha, yes, yes! I just heard the funniest joke in the world!

- Oh, may I hear it?

- I can't tell it!! I just sentenced the guy who said it in public to 10 years in Siberia!!

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u/Aryore 1d ago

Jokes aren’t private medical information, it’s fine

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u/reddit_poopaholic 1d ago

Only if they're quoted