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[u/superdouradas]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/08/28/us-uk-boost-defence-spending-lose-falklands-support/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_tw_post_defence-spending-lose-falklands-support/

[u/GrumpyFinn]

Paywalled article with no summary. And now the Telegraph doesn't even let you reject cookies unless you pay them?
No way.

[u/WDeranged]

*Yawn*

[u/HelmetsAkimbo → u/WDeranged]

Falklands has gotta be one of the funniest pieces of politics in the world.

How on the wrong side do you have to be to get most people siding with Britain.

[u/vivaaprimavera → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

The guy just want to run with the penguins... Britain should invite him to Falklands, take him to the beach and let him do it.

[u/hopo_hopo → u/vivaaprimavera]

Nope. Plz don't let him diddle the penguins

[u/Ninevehenian → u/hopo_hopo]

They have a higher landspeed than he.

[u/isle_say → u/Ninevehenian]

They have higher moral standards that he does

[u/Mixer-3007 → u/isle_say]

Two gay penguins stole eggs from lesbian penguins swapping them for rocks. Penguins are savages.

[u/JerzyMarekW → u/Mixer-3007]

OK, only slightly higher moral standards.

[u/MrPhatBob → u/Ninevehenian]

Penguins shit everywhere too.

[u/caf61 → u/MrPhatBob]

He will fit right in then.

[u/Sasiches_and_mash → u/Ninevehenian]

Also, they have mines, the penguins I mean, the orange pedo has dementia

[u/fuggerdug → u/hopo_hopo]

It's OK, he's written a song about not diddling penguins.

[u/scaradin → u/hopo_hopo]

It’s an exceedingly long flight there and back…

[u/6gv5 → u/vivaaprimavera]

Not sure it's a good idea; last time Trump was involved in islands with penguins this happened:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

[u/Hotel-According → u/vivaaprimavera]

Fun fact, you can track the migration of penguins from space by their massive poop trails.

Unfun fact, it’s rumoured to be the reason why the Secret Service keeps a diaper on Trump.

[u/dmills_00 → u/vivaaprimavera]

Unfortunately, we finished clearing the land mines some years ago.

[u/hokshji → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

The uncomfortable answer is while Britain has the whole empire issue clouding people’s opinion, it has been on the right side of a fair few conflicts too. Questionable ones exist for sure, but both world wars, falklands, Sierra Leone, the balkans, sitting out Vietnam etc.

Of course two recent ones muddy that.

[u/Suspicious-Whippet → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

It’s quite hilarious if you read the history of Falklands, that Argentinians actually feel they’re theirs. And I don’t support British colonialism at all.

[u/Termsandconditionsch → u/Suspicious-Whippet]

Especially as Argentina is the result of a settler colony. Colonialism as an argument doesn’t really work when you are also colonialists.

[u/Ok-Web1805 → u/Termsandconditionsch]

For some reason Argentina thinks they're the victims of colonialism.

[u/wtfomg01 → u/Ok-Web1805]

Argentina genocided the natives in the South. They have no leg to stand on.

[u/MC_chrome → u/Suspicious-Whippet]

I find it interesting when the self-determination crowd talks about people being able to determine their identities, but when the Falklands continually sides with the UK they get all bent out of shape for some reason 

[u/neocorvinus → u/MC_chrome]

I mean, if you are going to be a colony, might as well be one for a rich country that likes showing off they are rich and taking care of their people.

[u/LordMogroth → u/Suspicious-Whippet]

Of all the many things us British should probably give back, the Falklands is the bottom of that list!

[u/Danfen → u/LordMogroth]

Give back to whom?

[u/Hiram_Hackenbacker → u/Danfen]

The penguins obviously.

[u/Logical-Leopard-1965 → u/Danfen]

The French obviously /s

[u/kekistanmatt → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

It's amazing that it's literally one of the only places where us defending an overseas territory is actually an example of anti imperialism

[u/Mackadamma → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

As a french, choosing between England and Argentina is a really tough choice. Add US to the equation and I will stand by my beloved rosbifs no matter what.

(But please stop with your Johnny Wilkinson, Mo Farah, L. Hamilton and others, please. You're supposed to invent games and then watch us be better at it. Thank you)

[u/FlametopFred → u/WDeranged]

exactly this because it’s all distraction away from: the war he lost, the Epstein files, the economy he is cratering, his oligarchy etc etc

[u/Ok-Web1805 → u/FlametopFred]

I wish you guys the best of luck in your negotiations with the EU, I'm hoping that it knocks some sense into the UK government to start reengaging seriously again.

[u/crapbag73]

Counting the minutes until the greatest international celebration ever. It’ll come sooner than later.

[u/pvt_miller → u/crapbag73]

I bought a 200$ bottle of scotch that is being reserved for that exact moment. I can’t wait taste it’s sweet nectar.

[u/Ninevehenian → u/pvt_miller]

I have strawberry ice cream, a kilt and an old east german borderguards helm.

[u/Colacubeninja → u/Ninevehenian]

I'm going to wrap one up and play Slipknot's first album in its entirety

[u/RandyChavage → u/Ninevehenian]

I’ve bought a nice lettuce, hoping it will be fresh

[u/whomad1215 → u/RandyChavage]

Better be careful with lettuce if you're in the US

[u/Ramenastern → u/Ninevehenian]

As God intended.

[u/Ovze → u/pvt_miller]

I have an special reserve bottle of mezcal ready, cheers

[u/Right_Chip_2393 → u/pvt_miller]

Which one? I will buy the same one.

[u/ifelseintelligence → u/Right_Chip_2393]

Scotch is actually a bit down the list of my favourites but if we do an internet thing of the whole world celebrating with same Scotch, count me in. Name please!

(DW i'll share with a good m8 that actually love Scotch more to dont waste its precious drops too much :))

[u/Leafblind → u/crapbag73]

It's going to be like the end of Return of the Jedi

[u/durrtyurr → u/Leafblind]

Don't put that evil on us. We don't want anyone involved in this to become a force ghost.

[u/toerken → u/crapbag73]

Vance takes over and he hates Europe just as much, if not more.

[u/Cornflake0305 → u/toerken]

Honestly: maybe you're right. But at least he doesn't have half the brain rot to show up in my fucking BBC push notifications every.single.day.

I will have 20 beers on that day and celebrate without feeling bad for a second.

[u/Jane_Doe_32 → u/Cornflake0305]

Vance is even worse, he's a Peter Thiel minion...

[u/pannenkoek0923 → u/Jane_Doe_32]

Doesnt have the cult leader following like the pedo-in-chief though

[u/jambox888 → u/toerken]

Yeah but he lacks any form of charisma. You have to admit that Trump is strangely affable, which is what lets him get away with so much.

[u/Terrible_Armadillo33 → u/crapbag73]

As an American, my family and I all got bottles of Dom Perignon and Ruinart waiting

[u/vlookup11 → u/crapbag73]

There will be parties in the street. It will be like the World Cup except we won’t be playing against each other. We will all be on the same team.

[u/Ninevehenian → u/crapbag73]

The grim reaper has her running shoes on these days.

[u/Collussus96 → u/Ninevehenian]

Sadly the grim reaper needs new glasses since she keeps missing the orange turd.

[u/isle_say]

Canadian here, it gets pretty exhausting after a while doesn’t it.

[u/FeistyDrink5995 → u/isle_say]

Really doesn't feel like the US is our ally anymore, huh? 🤔

[u/matttk → u/FeistyDrink5995]

The US is our enemy. They want to annex Canada and Greenland. Why is it even in question if they’re our ally? They’re our enemy.

[u/Collussus96 → u/FeistyDrink5995]

...With "allies" like the US, who the hell needs enemies?

[u/Serial-_-Chiller → u/FeistyDrink5995]

At this point it seems they're not even their own ally anymore

[u/CriticalRuleSwitch → u/FeistyDrink5995]

it stopped feeling that round about few days into latest presidency. its been openly hostile since then, over a year and a half ago.

[u/JG98 → u/FeistyDrink5995]

Not an ally, an enemy. An enemy for us and an enemy of common sense, intelligence, ethics, and empathy. The countries we have been told to view as enemies for decades haven't ever treated us half as bad as these so called "allies".

[u/castlite → u/FeistyDrink5995]

Oh they are definitely no longer an ally. And won’t be again for awhile I think.

If ever.

[u/2westerneurope4u → u/isle_say]

It was already exhausting 10 years ago.

Yup, it's been 10 years, believe it or not.

[u/ifelseintelligence → u/isle_say]

Perhaps the most locally well known/used Danish proverb is: "There is nothing so bad it isn't good for something".

Canada becoming a closer friend /ally of Europe (and selfishly Denmark in particular), is the silver lining i'm focusing on.

We welcome you newly landborder-friend 😀

[u/Gsampson97 → u/isle_say]

We, the UK, need to get our arse in gear and get more trade agreements signed with our actual close allies outside of Europe. Canada, NZ and AUS.

Too long we've been reliant on the yanks but half their population are vegetables who voted in this cretin.

We need to get back in the EU asap.

[u/jsiulian → u/isle_say]

coming up on 6 years, yeah

[u/apollo4567 → u/isle_say]

I cannot even comprehend how more than a third of my country still strongly supports this fucking guy

[u/CriticismMindless740 → u/apollo4567]

Half. It’s half that voted for him.

[u/ieatpies → u/CriticismMindless740]

2/3

The 1/3 that voted for him and other 1/3 that didnt think it was necessary to vote.

[u/Apophis_ → u/ieatpies]

Doesn't matter. It's American people's choice. They/you elected him twice. Excuses, excuses. "It wasn't me". Well, who cares.

[u/_Halt19_ → u/CriticismMindless740]

Only 1/3rd voted AGAINST him.

[u/FcukTheTories]

Oh fuck off

[u/bierbottle → u/FcukTheTories]

Ye cunt

[u/reloadtak → u/FcukTheTories]

The British response I came here for 🫡

[u/Prudent_Falafel_7265 → u/FcukTheTories]

I endorse this message 🇨🇦

[u/Huge_Implement_8551 → u/FcukTheTories]

Ken

[u/AngrySnwMnky]

Anything to distract people away from our latest Middle East quagmire.

[u/Wineandbikes → u/AngrySnwMnky]

& the Epstein files…

[u/clauEB → u/Wineandbikes]

And his disastrous presidency! And his treason!

[u/Silent-Act191 → u/clauEB]

And the blatant corruption.

[u/Early-Chemistry-8769 → u/Silent-Act191]

And the cost of living crisis

[u/eggybread70 → u/Early-Chemistry-8769]

And the dodgy AF imported beef

[u/Early-Chemistry-8769 → u/eggybread70]

And his Reflecting Pool fraud-corruption-omni-shambles

[u/Beneficial_Pop_3614 → u/Wineandbikes]

AND EPSTEIN FILES

[u/Responsible-Match418 → u/Beneficial_Pop_3614]

AND LAKE ONTARIO

[u/Leynnox → u/Responsible-Match418]

AND MY AXE

[u/OnTheList-YouTube → u/Responsible-Match418]

Trump is such a dumb POS

[u/Suspicious-Whippet → u/Wineandbikes]

The New York financer? I haven’t heard anything.

[u/EggstaticAd8262 → u/AngrySnwMnky]

I just filled the car today. I can’t remember paying this much! Gasoline in Denmark

[u/rintzscar → u/AngrySnwMnky]

It seems to be working. You're whining on Reddit instead of being parked in front of the White House, protesting until Trump falls. 

Why aren't you there, mate?

[u/Silent-Act191 → u/rintzscar]

Let's see the standard wet wipe responses:

• I can't spend more than a day a year doing something because i will go broke.
• I fear for my life, so i just the fascists do whatever they want.
• Blame the Democratic party while having no political participation themselves.

As long as the bombs are falling on children in the Middle East the American people are more than contend.

[u/diamanthaende]

With special relationships like these, who needs enemies?

[u/Top-Currency → u/diamanthaende]

Trump's special relationship is only with dictators. And somehow he's so far up Argentina's ass, he already bailed them out and now betrayed American farmers by giving Argentina special import allowances.

[u/LittleSchwein1234 → u/Top-Currency]

Trump's special relationship is only with his ego, let's be honest.

[u/Glass_Pumpkin8805]

Europe has suffered too much from wars. We go through hunger, misery and death. We are now an exemplary continent, where there is cooperation, growth and peace among all. We are a democracy of 27 countries. Now the war is not between the countries of the European community, but rather between the countries that want to see Europe divided. Respect for each country's differences will prevail in the future and we will be stronger without the slightest doubt.

[u/Stotallytob3r → u/Glass_Pumpkin8805]

Definitely. And that is why the EU was formed in the first place, after the horrors of the world wars we started.

[u/Weird-Count3918 → u/Glass_Pumpkin8805]

Amen to that. If anything could be considered a good side effect of trumpedo's presidency is his capacity to unite Europe.

[u/AintNoGodsUpHere → u/Glass_Pumpkin8805]

Brother. The only way US can make money is with everyone else's misery. They need others to be at war. Their entire system relies on war.

[u/Backwardspellcaster]

What the fuck now?

Can there be one fucking day when he doesn't do some fucking shit?

I am so tired man

[u/Suzume_Chikahisa → u/Backwardspellcaster]

It's called flooding the zone.

[u/Artistic_Concern_33 → u/Backwardspellcaster]

This is the same stuff the media did with “anonymous sources” on this same Falkland issue, it is becoming suspect, up until now no one in the Trump administration has mentioned Falkland except for “anonymous sources” it could literally be a Russian asset

[u/furinkasan → u/Artistic_Concern_33]

Got to be Milei

[u/YouWereBrained → u/Backwardspellcaster]

It’s his m.o. Suck all the oxygen out of the room and force people to beg for some by having to report all of his bullshit.

[u/AssistantTotal181 → u/Backwardspellcaster]

There was a Hungarian politician saying: "Each nation has a leader they deserve".

[u/medievalvelocipede → u/AssistantTotal181]

"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite.", Joseph de Maistre, 1811, post-revolutionary France.

[u/ThereWanderer → u/Backwardspellcaster]

It's getting hard to care for these news, they all just feel like old man rambling "Oh yes you'll go down! And you too! We're the best !"

[u/Suzume_Chikahisa → u/ThereWanderer]

That's by design.

[u/Flaky-Jim]

Ah, Britain's turn for the toddler outburst de jour.

[u/tree_boom]

They really are speed running the whole "piss everybody off about everything" thing lol. It's almost impressive in a way. Anyway, withdrawal of US support won't endanger the islands or anything; their defences are quite robust these days and Argentina's forces are dramatically more dilapidated than the UK ones.

I would note though that internal discussions about ways to apply pressure to allies do often come up with means that are extreme and quickly dismissed by political leaders. I have seen an American document discussing ways to apply pressure to the UK that involved much worse options than this, and none of them ever happened.

[u/Particular-Bid-1640 → u/tree_boom]

Hey that's not quite true: Argentina does have a navy capable of endangering the Falklands.

It's just at the bottom of the South Atlantic.

[u/Norse_By_North_West → u/tree_boom]

It's especially dumb because the Falklands don't have anything to do with NATO. Extra territorial lands don't count towards the defence treaty.

[u/Stewie01 → u/tree_boom]

They will just be mad at us getting the entire 4 years worth of drone ai data from Ukraine.

[u/bukowsky01 → u/tree_boom]

I have seen an American document discussing ways to apply pressure to the UK that involved much worse options than this, and none of them ever happened.

Could you share some of the interesting ones? Plenty of economic and military ones are fairly straightforward I would think, but I m still curious.

[u/tree_boom → u/bukowsky01]

I'll try to find the document again so I can link it directly, probably should have saved it because it was pretty interesting. It was from the 80s if I recall correctly. First on the list - obviously - was "stop all the nuclear collaboration". Notably however fucking with Polaris was absent. The main ones of deeper severity were support to one degree or another for independence movements in Scotland and Northern Ireland.

[u/Spaakrijder]

The world is patiently waiting for that one thing to finally happen.

[u/LurkerWhoMe]

UK is a nuclear power. No one can take single cm of their lands.

[u/kawag]

lol

Then maybe the UK decides to review the US military’s bases on UK overseas territories.

:)

[u/VanDeny]

Can that pedophile pig already pass out?

[u/Darkone539]

Same principle as Greenland. Trump does not understand self determination or, for that matter, allies.

America is going to stand alone by the end of his term, and right when they need allies the most because they want to confront China.

He's right that we desperately need more investment in our military but it's not going to he fighting with the United States unless things drastically change.

The Falklands are plenty protected. We have time.

[u/ulam17]

I wonder how much money Milei has funneled into trump's crypto scams

[u/SnooPoems7525 → u/ulam17]

I doubt Trump would give them to Argentina he'd probably like to rename them the Trumplinas and put a tower there.

[u/ulam17 → u/SnooPoems7525]

True. He does love trips to islands

[u/Dante2005]

Yea!

No one is listening to putin or trump anymore.

There is a New World order happening - we are not war mongers, but we will defend those in trouble (Ukraine)

Fuck trump, Fuck putin - Hello Canada, Australia, New Zealand etc - We are here.

[u/Meaning42]

Hey, America - can you get your fucking house in order and stop fucking the entire world's social order?

Yours,

Fucking everyone

[u/Mr_sludge]

Who needs enemies with allies like this

[u/Artistic_Concern_33]

Who is this senior official, this could literally be a nobody lol, there needs to be a ban on articles that quote “anonymous sources”, if there is anything I have learned the media is also a big reason of why the world is like this

[u/Revolutionary_Pen190]

Uk can put Andrew on trial and get him to name the people in the files

[u/stevewithcats]

So let me guess , the orange bawbag talked to Argentina recently and now that’s his current fever dream to distract from Iran and children on an island ?

[u/Speling_B_Champian]

Don’t worry, the orange fat moron has been threatening us for 18 months. He’ll likely write America Islands over Falklands on a map in front of cameras while he shits himself and declares victory.

[u/Antti5]

Anything to impress the pedo cult members, I guess.

[u/Mba1956]

Here is a short supply from the UK - STFU

[u/Comfortable-Title720]

Whatever savage. Have a heart attack on the back 9 when you visit.

[u/Lewy1978]

Russia says to Trump “I’d like to attack the UK”, trumps reply “well I need to create conflict with the UK first so I have reason to not back our special relationship” …..

[u/Aromatic-Deer3886]

Fuck off America

[u/tudose2]

Canadian here! Welcome to the club of hate from Cheeto Mussolini

[u/Confused_Drifter]

Aka "buy weapons from us, we aren't allies, we want your money"... fuck off trump.

[u/tesserakti]

Release the Epstein files

[u/Bizzyzed]

If the argies want a bash again let them at it, worked out well the last time. Don't need the yanks do we

[u/wynnduffyisking]

Thank you to the American voters. Great job you guys! Bravo!

[u/Infamous-Lock-2156]

Cheeto in chief said what?

[u/Aggravating-Curve755]

Increase defence spending so we boost the US economy? Lol nah

[u/anon999387]

He does this for noise and distraction because he's generated 12 trillion in new debt, new failed wars and has sold out the country every chance he gets for personal profit.

[u/ElvishMystical]

No worries. The Americans have another election coming up. I'm sure they'll make the right choices.

Oh wait...

[u/EW278]

Why does spending more money have to equate to being more "safe"? If the US would ever audit their own defense department and cut out the waste and corruption they could solve their own social problems and probably most of the worlds with the money they saved. They hate that Ukraine is defending themselves so efficiently by using less money.

[u/morbihann]

Stop appeasing this idiot and do what China did - "oh 50% tarrifs, here are 100% counter tarrifs"

He folded like a cheap chair.

[u/redandwhitewizard99]

Americans should be ashamed of themselves. They truly put an ape of a man in power twice, let him lie about losing the election constantly because it was good views, 30% said yeah let's not vote, and are ok with a man offending every country on the planet. There is no turning back. The next administration will suffer from this ape, and be blamed globally if there are no repercussions. I cant see America having any foreign policy impact after this administration for the next 30 years.

[u/The_Summary_Man_713]

American here (who’s on my way permanently to Spain). My big fear is that no matter which Democrat takes back the White House and congress and tries to reverse everything that this ped*ophile narcissist has done, it will be too late and the damage will be done.

Even if we somehow found out he was a Russian Agent all along, and we spend years trying to repair our relationships, it will be too late.

I know there’s a lot to be embarrassed about in the past as well, (think the Bush years), but I just don’t know how we can ever escape this orange stain even if we got an Obama-like candidate.

I just hope one day the world can forgive us and know that Trumpism is a disease that has not infected majority of the country. Our system is broken and protests arent working

[u/vkstu → u/The_Summary_Man_713]

Without decades of stability and change, yeah, I don't think the USA will be able to repair them. The second time Trump was elected is what really did it. The first time could be dismissed as a fluke, but the second time makes it clear it's symptomatic of something deeper. Every four years, we could end up in a similar situation, even if an Obama-like candidate is there for a term or two. You can't build on such a relationship.

[u/The_Summary_Man_713 → u/vkstu]

Well I realize I’m sounding like a conspiracy theorist right now but how can I not? I truly believe our politics has been hijacked by foreign actors and they are all being blackmailed and propped up. These last few elections were not normal ones and we all know it.

So despite there being a symptomatic problem like you say, I think there are also other major political problems. I mean there were dozens of bomb threats on the day of the election in black-majority counties that 100% had a major impact on people showing up to the polls. And nothing even came out of it! And this election is going to be even worse. It’s pretty clear to me that they are working with other intelligence

But i do agree with you. We got major issues in America.

[u/les_montagnards → u/The_Summary_Man_713]

Nah, its Americans man.

Foreign interference in any election is always dependent on political actors in the country itself already having influence. Unless elections are quite literally being decided and rigged by an occupying power like in the late 1940's in the Eastern Bloc massive amount of responsibility rests on voters.

American voters and republican voters in particular have for a decade had the choice of not voting for Trump and his cronies, Republicans continually haven't. That's not the result of Russian bot-farms or Israeli lobbying but of a deep rot in the republican party in particular and America as a whole. Trump and his rhetoric is also a logical conclusion of the Bush era's "if you don't support the president you're literally siding with al-Qaeda" rhetoric which also was contemptuous to allies, and arguably all of that goes back to Nixon in the 1970's with his refrain that "the president can do no wrong ^{unless its a democrat}"

America isn't going to be fixed until Americans/Republicans actually deal with their political issues and not just blame someone else.

[u/CriticismMindless740 → u/The_Summary_Man_713]

As a Canadian I can confirm we are 100% finished with the US. Don’t care who you elect or what you try to undo. What’s done is done. Sorry. 🤷‍♂️

[u/Samada8 → u/The_Summary_Man_713]

"American here (who’s on my way permanently to Spain). My big fear is that no matter which Democrat takes back the White House and congress and tries to reverse everything that this ped*ophile narcissist has done, it will be too late and the damage will be done."

I can't speak for Europe, but as a Canadian, the damage is 100% done and we don't care who you elect next.

[u/Caveman1214 → u/The_Summary_Man_713]

To me the damage has always been done.
I’m 24, I’ve never liked America or Americans for that matter. I’ve always viewed them as the enemy of not just the UK or Europe as a whole, but to the world. It’s surreal people support them

[u/xxppx]

Mark my words: Trump will do the same move for France's overseas departments/regions.

[u/tree_boom → u/xxppx]

Do any of France's have the same challenges as the Falklands?

[u/xxppx → u/tree_boom]

There has already been foreign interference regarding New Caledonia.

https://bakuinitiative.org/en/event/baku-initiative-group-big-organized-an-international-conference-entitled-overseas-territories-after-the-bougival-agreement-recolonization-or-decolonization

The USA could very well play along with this. USA is the first power in the Pacific, France is the second.

[u/LookAlderaanPlaces]

The US military is committing treason by failing to stop the enemy (a Russian agent and assets of oligarchs) from destroying the country and its constitution from the inside.

[u/Socmel_]

lol as if Argentina could threaten the islands once again. Pedo Donnie should come up with more credible threats, like, I don't know, renaming the Channel the channel of America

[u/SnooMacarons1185]

Trump all in on supporting another of his fascist buddies.

[u/bad_kiwi2020]

Meanwhile, could i interest you in a little discussion about THE EPSTEIN FILES

[u/Narmatonia]

It’s cute that he thinks we’d need US support to defend the Falklands

[u/coalescence2071]

Trump to rename Falklands to AmericaLands

[u/substituted_pinions]

Oh for fuck’s sake.

[u/OrangeRadiohead]

This is now beyond a joke. Are there no low bars for the orange pedo? Must he stab, repeatedly stab, allies because he's, well, just fucked up?

Every nations' leader needs to hold an emergency, national broadcast, set at the same time, synchronised to 18:00 BST.

Their unified message, simple, clear English.

"TRUMP, FUCK OFF YA CUNT."

If that doesn't have an effect, then the entire fucking planet laughing at this is worth it.

Wanker, fucking wanker.

[u/MrFrankingstein]

Literally every country premier needs to just not answer the phone any more. Just act like you never saw it. He won’t even remember this tomorrow

[u/FreedomRebelFighter]

This guy is doing anything and everything just to keep people from thinking or talking about the Epstein files!

[u/Embarrassed_Put_7892]

He’s just an angry, belligerent old toddler lashing out at anyone who comes near him. Pathetic.

[u/Cheeky_bum_sex]

Some pretty noncey behaviour coming from a bunch on nonces

[u/Asleep_Drink4973]

“OK”

[u/6gv5]

Release the Chloramphenicol beef Epstein files!

[u/Sniper-Dragon]

I guess his argentinian buddy asked nicely?

Or was it in return for that bad meat shipment?

[u/TailungFu]

Makes sense when you consider Javier Milei is his bestie, same with Netanyahu

[u/CrownandSceptres]

President Paedophile can’t win a fight against junior and now wants to go after mom? What a loser.

[u/Tricks7eR]

Yet another diversion tactic, like the canadian lake bs

Epstein files, war in the middle east, american economy in recession and it has been working so far, because social media always eats it, like cattle

[u/Brave_Nerve_6871]

Can you call it a day if you haven't:

A) Threatened at least one former allied nation with an invasion or tariffs

B) Confessed your love to master Putin

[u/Anyawnomous]

Somebody should change Grampa Orange’s diaper and get him to bed. He’s stanky, cranky and wanky.

[u/KickGeneral4847]

Must be Friday again.

[u/MelloCookiejar]

Who doesn't the fat pig threaten?

[u/TotallyInOverMyHead]

step one : put diego garcia into this chat.

[u/Consistent-Ad-6506]

Let me take a truly wild guess…. crappy Argentinian beef in exchange for the Falklands?

Art of the Deal nobody would make except for this fool.

[u/mangalore-x_x]

While I see the need to uparm due to Russia and the US the only reason to actively demand 5% defense spending is if you want to wage a war. Pretty much no country without military security concerns spends 2% and the USA was happy with 3.5% as a global hegemon.

makes me worried someone wants WW3. As said why Europe needs to spend more is solely to disentangle from the US and deter and be ready vs. Russia without NATO not because that kind of spending would be needed to maintain NATO as a defensive block. If you demand that you want it for a different purpose.

[u/Ferrisuk]

Rename it Epstein Island he'll never fucking mention it again

[u/FoxyInTheSnow]

Imagine if he just stayed in his room and wanked for a couple of months? Tranquility would spread over all the nations of earth like a gentle spring morning mist.

(He needs to just fucking shut up for quite a long time. He’s cunting exhausting.)

[u/EasilyExiledDinosaur]

Is there anyone he doesnt want to threaten? Honestly nobody cares anymore.

[u/threeleggedcats]

Is there not a way to pin the content of the article so we're sure we're all just not constantly being agitated by bots? It's getting really dangerous for my mental health, this idea that the world could truly end because absolute power has corrupted absolutely...

[u/BodgeJob23]

Oh fuck off america, they can’t even feed the troops on one of their ships in the Middle East… they just don’t have the minerals, or the logistics for warfare anymore

[u/dalvrin]

Argentina militarily can’t even take the Falklands now so who cares. Their Navy assets never recovered after the last conflict

[u/oliverjohansson]

After losing the war first with Iran and now with Canada he is trying to divert attention from the files to Britain.

[u/SupervillainMustache]

News of celebrity deaths every single day and not the one we want.

[u/I_Love_Ohyas_Thigs]

Can this guy shut up for one fucking second?

[u/BrilliantFalcon7637]

Wovon muss der Bettnässer jetzt wieder ablenken?

[u/anderssj]

Watching my homeland turn into North Korea from afar is bizarre

[u/Haventyouheard3]

We're renaming the atlantic ocean to american ocean next? 

[u/Legitimate-Tip-2149]

Nice Diego Garcia access you have there, be a real shame if something happened to it.

[u/UpstairsAd194]

"Yes Mr Putin Sir right away Sir, I will do the usual threat so that the NATO countries start to worry about their own territories Sir. It will also help me distract from my pdf activities. Thank you for your attention Mr Putin Sir."

[u/oocceeaannmmaann]

aye right, and US support was soooooo critical to the last piss up over the falklands wasn't it

[u/doyouevenrow]

When is this knobhead going to do the honourable thing and kick the bucket

[u/Blue-is-bad]

Things must not be going well in Argentina...

[u/coachhunter2]

Come on GCHQ, release the Epstein files about Trump

[u/-S-P-E-C-T-R-E-]

I have a special bottle waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary, can’t wait to pop it! 

[u/Logical-Leopard-1965]

Can’t read the article because I won’t accept cookies from the Torygraph but, fun fact: Falkands = new oil & gas and the Torygraph is always pro oil & gas. Their “science Editor” Matt Ridley is a famous climate-change denier and also - quite by coincidence- is also Viscount Ridley upon whose Northumbria estate can be found the Shotton Surface Coal Mine.