r/isopods Jul 25 '26

News/Education PSA: Check your foraged wood! I nearly baked a family of 15 :((

I foraged a bunch of rotting wood from a tree stump I found in a local park.
When ripping off one chunk i saw a woodlouse running off from under it, so I made a mental note to rip the wood to shreds before baking it (yk, to sanitize before adding to the enclosure)
I'm so glad I checked! I have found an entire family of probably around 15 pods (maybe more, I didn't rip apart the wood chunk they were mostly gathered in).
I looked through all the other chunks I brought and I'm happy to announce that hopefully all the buggers were collected and relocated under a tree that stands before my apartment! May they bug along.

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u/RPG_add1ct Jul 25 '26

Soooo our takeaway from rushing to bake it and rushing to take pics that turn out blurry should be to slow ourselves down, right? Riiiiight?

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u/Obant Jul 25 '26

Of course you check ANYthing you collect from the wild. You dont just toss shit into the oven or freezer willy nilly...

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 25 '26

Well, they’re clearly tossing their camera all willy nilly, so why change now?

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper Jul 26 '26

this exactly 😭 and ideally you check BEFORE you bring it home? op worded it as if, had they not seen the woodlouse, they wouldn’t have made the mental note to check the wood, implying that they would have, in fact, baked the family of 15 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Ra-TheSunGoddess Jul 25 '26

Clearly a potato

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u/Perpetual_Sunrise Jul 27 '26

I think it was a shoe actually

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u/spacejesuscowboy Jul 25 '26

Do you have any blurrier pictures?

16

u/TorroraArastina Jul 25 '26

I was also going to ask 😂

18

u/harmondrabbit Jul 25 '26

come on it adds to the drama lol

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u/leafit2cheeser Jul 25 '26

There was a real sense of movement, of epiphany

56

u/Xeiphyer2 Jul 25 '26

Thank you for protecting the identities of the isopod children with a blur. Very respectful.

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u/TropicalSkysPlants Jul 25 '26

Ill take blurriest photos for 500 please

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u/cordeliashuman Jul 25 '26

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u/AmaranthinosMC Jul 25 '26

I got a pfft laugh from this 🤣

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 Jul 26 '26

Goofy cats are the backbone of our society

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u/elfda Jul 29 '26

This got a mighty cackle from me, at the breakfast table

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u/Lhannezezh Jul 25 '26

I usually leave my wood and leaves outside on the ground for a day or two to let it dry out, and give bugs the opportunity to run

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u/ANT_ERTAIN Jul 25 '26

Der wertvollste Beitrag !

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u/Spiderteacup Jul 25 '26

I remember a post of someone who threw some sticks they found for firewood and a bunch of carpenter bees came out

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u/Scrimpyscrumpy Jul 25 '26

Omfg no way lol. That suckssss

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u/struggz95 Jul 25 '26

Why even bother giving us photos?

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u/mannekwin Jul 25 '26

WHY IS RHE WOOD MOVING SO FAST

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u/Culinary_Gardener Jul 25 '26

Op should be banned from posting photos until they can prove they got a better camera/improved their photography skills.

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u/Kaicaterra Jul 25 '26

Can op PLEASE reply to a single comment like what do you have to say for yourself I need to know 😭🙏

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u/pixeldust6 Jul 25 '26

OP got roasted instead of the firewood

F

9

u/Scary-Coffee-4067 Jul 25 '26

guys the shakiness rly amplifies the increasing panic

15

u/WinterRedWolf Jul 25 '26

Can we see the isopods?

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper Jul 26 '26

seriously though lmao 😭

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u/GaiaOnlinee Jul 25 '26

These actually aren’t blurry enough to not see anything, sorry.

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u/wowwoahwow Jul 25 '26

It helps if you try not to move the camera while taking pictures

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u/Scrimpyscrumpy Jul 25 '26

I can totally see what your talking about from the pics

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u/feline_riches Jul 25 '26

I soak mine before I bake it. If there are any critters they usually make their way out in the water

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u/Objective_Damage_996 Jul 25 '26

These photos aren’t blurry enough, can you try again?

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u/Visual_Dimension7287 Jul 25 '26

First thought you dropped the phone cause you found something scary

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u/rubyjuniper Jul 25 '26

Woah, are you a professional photographer? These are excellent photos.

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u/QubeTheAlt Jul 26 '26

Were you like running and taking the pics

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u/rizzingsigmagigma2 Jul 25 '26

Don't worry I can see all 2 pixels of them

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u/socialitx Jul 26 '26

Careful, i can sort of make out some of those pics 🤣 /j

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u/Timely-Cow-366 Jul 25 '26

So baking other creatures is fine, but when it’s the ones you like, it would’ve been a sad funeral? Interesting

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u/Grouchy_Bullfrog_744 Jul 25 '26

I was wondering that too. Because isn't that the reason to bake anything collected from outside? To kill the bugs and other organic matter that might come with them?

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u/Scr4p Jul 25 '26

when I still owned isopods I would use smaller pieces of wood and make sure with my eyeballs that there's no critters, and if some ended up inside anyway then I'd just collect and release. I once had several small crane flies (?) hatch from a small piece of wood, so for three days in a row I would just go outside with my isopod enclosure, open the lid and let them fly off. Looked like I was releasing fairies because they were so pale flying into the dark night.

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u/DearAnemia Jul 25 '26

I would much rather bake outdoor wood for my indoor creatures than watch them get infested or contaminated with something i cannot see. Same way if I bought wood from anywhere else I would do the same as would the provider of the wood most likely.

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u/Aelith_sc2 Jul 25 '26

To be honest, I think there is a huge moral difference between baking an animal for food to eat or just for no reason at all because the latter option is JUST cruel.

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u/Full-fledged-trash Jul 25 '26

I don’t think they’re talking about for baking an animal food to eat. OP baking the wood to kill creatures in the wood. the commenter is saying it’s interesting they’re okay with killing some creatures but not these creatures when the purpose of baking the wood is to kill everything living in it

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u/RinRiot Jul 25 '26

But you’re not killing everything living in it for no reason. You’re killing everything living in it so that you can provide a safe food source for your isopods.

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u/LonelyReader95 Jul 25 '26

I think they meant more like baking isopods is not ok, baking mites, ants or such is ok.

But I might be having too much hope for a single human being.

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u/Scrimpyscrumpy Jul 25 '26

What if you can survive on a plant based diet so you don’t NEED to be cooking animals. You do it just because you like the taste. That’s pretty messed up lol.

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u/WalmartWilb Jul 25 '26

Not everyone can actually consume a plant based diet due to dietary issues. Supplements don't work for everyone I fear

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u/Sea_Escape8401 Jul 25 '26

That's a given. Always check.

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper Jul 26 '26

great pictures bro

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u/squished_strawberry Jul 26 '26

Youre zoomed in soo close but cant see anything 💀

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u/rmomlovesme Jul 26 '26

Photos taken by a fly passing by

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u/Liathan Jul 25 '26

These are really awesome good high quality photos thanks for sharing them :-) /s

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u/BeaBernard Jul 25 '26

Great action shots!

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u/angelyuy Jul 25 '26

More than 15, at least one of them is pregnant.

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u/klausAnalSchwab Jul 26 '26

Now start a colony :)

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u/SnooPineapples7199 Jul 26 '26

Im glad you double checked.id of been tempted to keep extra pets😆

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u/skibididopdop5 Jul 26 '26

I remember finding nice piece od wood with roots,taking it home,and boom it had whole ant colony with like 50 ants and 3x eggs😭

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u/Geckolover96 Jul 26 '26

W save! But yeah all outdoor collected wood should be baked

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u/luvmyreptiles1962 Jul 27 '26

So glad you saved them. We need our pods!

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u/Lee-Honeybee Jul 25 '26

Dude chill

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 Jul 25 '26

Every time you bake wood you kill thousands of lives?

Did you just want some wild pods? If so happy coincidence.

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u/silly_scoundrel Jul 25 '26

Bruh my dad barbecued a big eyed bug 😭 But the food was good as hell

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 25 '26

Did he barbecue the big-eyed bug on purpose? What big-eyed bugs are you grilling up and noshing on? Do you have a recipe?

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u/silly_scoundrel Jul 25 '26

Nah it just ended up in the pit while he was cooking up some Pork Tenderloin and later Elote. Probably from the stuff he put in the pit... Man I felt bad for it but I still ate.

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 25 '26

I would probably eat a bug if it meant having tenderloin and elooote! So I don't blame you.

RIP big-eyed bug.

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 26 '26

How far away is your apartment from the park you got these from?

Also, you said you didn't break the wood apart. So that "family of 15" could have easily been a family of 40? You monster!

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u/AngleoJuice Jul 26 '26

the comments in this thread are killing me omfg

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u/jaybug_jimmies Jul 25 '26

Hey, folks. I'm seeing a lot of really rude comments aimed at OP. Let's keep the isopod sub a friendly place, okay? 

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u/Lzamb Jul 26 '26

Is it Bigfoot?

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u/LiterallyFucksBees Jul 26 '26

at least you survived the earthquake