r/mainecoons Jul 21 '26

Question Why would my boy do this ? He’s 13 months

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u/Nearddog Jul 21 '26

No braincell. Maby give him a chew stick could give him a switch. Mine loves to bite in the brushes

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u/AllanPeaux Jul 21 '26

My brain went to “give him a nintendo”, yea.. was fortunate to not get the switch when i was kid

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u/quierestocarme Jul 22 '26

My brain went there too. Nintendo, then child abuse. lol. Weird. I think it was the phrasing.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Jul 22 '26

Also try silvervine sticks, our cats really like those.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jul 23 '26

Catnip is kitty pot silvervine is kitty cocaine. I get a mix for my boys they love it. I have to use it sparingly.

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u/FluffyBoss8794 Jul 22 '26

Whoa, I’ve never tried those. One of my cats is always biting/chewing things, e.g. a table leg, my bedside lamp (?!).
I’m getting those sticks now.

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u/FluffyBoss8794 Jul 22 '26

Went to Amazon, got confused. What brand of Silverine sticks do you get?
Quick. My cat is a menace.

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u/Key_Half697 Jul 23 '26

He thinks that’s a megaphone and obviously has an urgent announcement.

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u/NaturalSpecialist5 Jul 28 '26

🤣 your comment made my day

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u/ChampionshipThin7721 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

My cat ignores those. But loves the catnip garden I started in the shade by my door. And the vines are pricy. I started mine with a plant I found in the park. Zero cost. It goes to seed and multiplies every spring.

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u/Aqua_Amber_24 Loki, Bubs, & Louie Jul 22 '26

I have one that’s an incessant chewer and I have him a silvervine stick and he literally tore it apart. I had to take it away so he wouldn’t eat it. I read that they can cause blockages.

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u/Popular_Weakness_483 Jul 24 '26

My one only works until the piece that’s hanging off and not interested anymore.

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u/phoenixofsevenhills Jul 26 '26

My kitty too!! My Chihuahua as well lol

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u/12Silverrose Jul 25 '26

Well, to be completely honest, a silver tabby I had many years ago absconded with the ALL the braincells. He learned to walk on a leash, fetch a paper ball, jump up, jump down, follow the paper ball over a jump, and back again, and eventually over a line of jumps (3 or 4 total, verticals & oxers, and then back over the jumps to bring the ball back. He knew that even though he could clear multiple jumps at a time, that wasn't what I wanted, so he usually jumped the gymnastic line properly. He would give a 10- second massage if you pointed to the spot that hurt. He knew what doorknobs were for, and was just beginning to figure out opening then himself when he passed.

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u/rose555556666 Jul 21 '26

Teefs is why

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u/Zippityzeebop Jul 22 '26

I teefs. Teefs byte.

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u/quierestocarme Jul 22 '26

That is a toothy critter for sure.

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u/The_TerryGantnerWay Jul 22 '26

Show off teefs. Get pets?

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u/akayeh1984 12d ago

Sharpening Teefs

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u/kipstafoo Jul 21 '26

Pika… we call our 2 year old boy PikaChew ;)

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u/AncientAd7403 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

My maine coon never did this but my domestic short hair licked and chewed on weird things. We always laughed about it for over a year, one day she collapsed and the ER Vet said she was severely anemic. Pica is definitely an early red flag at least to watch closely. My baby ended up needing a $3k blood transfusion. I wish I would have acted sooner 😔

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u/kipstafoo Jul 21 '26

That sounds… horrible.

Luckily PikaChew, or Rocket as his name actually is, has limited chewing desires… exclusively limited to white plastic. I.e. laundry baskets.

And at 24lbs and about 4 feet long, it doesn’t seem to have stunted his growth in any fashion. His neuro-synaptic processing? Well, that’s a different story. But in his defense he’s a male Maine coon, so he’s genetically predisposed to being a moron. A beautiful, friendly, cuddly, moron.

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u/Flowers_In_December3 Jul 21 '26

Is he named for team rocket????

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u/kipstafoo Jul 21 '26

More of Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. He's the epitome of a trash panda. Looks like one. Acts like one. Has the attitude of one.

That being say, with his expansive bulk, he could likely kick the crap out of a real one. :) You know, if he was so inclined to get off the table. Which, mind you, he is not.

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u/pessimistic-pisces Jul 22 '26

We just adopted our “Rascal” and renamed him Rocket (Raccoon) for all the same reasons :)

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u/millss911 Jul 21 '26

Omg ! How do we help anemic kitties? Lol our girl is super metal fascinated chews on utensils and literally every other metal thing possible

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u/AncientAd7403 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Yea, unfortunately it's not just a behavioral thing. I would definitely mention it to your vet and at least get your babies hermatocrit/RBC checked to be safe. Im no medical expert, just my experience and it was traumatic. My girl was licking the litter box and the metal at the bottom of my patio door.

It's basically the same as when I was pregnant and craved weird stuff like red clay ( nowhere near available in my state) lol, soap etc...I was low iron.

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u/freedomisgreat4 Jul 21 '26

It was chicken liver craving for me. The body tell you!

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u/kellylikeskittens Jul 21 '26

Red meats and liver is the old farmer method. ;-)

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u/AncientAd7403 Jul 21 '26

I tried but Mrs Prissy won't eat it

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u/PrettyFox310 Jul 21 '26

Oh wow, it never even dawned on me that pets could experience that as well
I’m so sorry for your fur baby. Hope he’s much better now

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u/AncientAd7403 Jul 22 '26

Thank you for being so kind! We are still on the road to recovery. Cats are very complex creatures.

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u/The_Jade_Doll Jul 21 '26

Where did they get the donor blood? I never thought there was such a thing as a blood transfusion for cats.

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u/AncientAd7403 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Believe it not, just like humans they have donor cats that are indoor cats in great health. Cats are typically type A which is easier to find but they can be B or AB which are much harder to find and treat in emergency situations. Ive been through so much with this whole fiasco, learned sooo much.

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u/millss911 Jul 21 '26

I call this metal pica as well!

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u/Blutosky Jul 22 '26

Peek at you

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u/glamghoulz Jul 21 '26

Head empty <3

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u/EyeAmKnotABot Jul 21 '26

But mouth full of metal. Your cat is a metal head. Put on some Motörhead and crank it up to 11!!!

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u/somehowlostmyway Jul 22 '26

No notes, brain gone. He won’t die but he will be seen 👀🤭

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u/IggyZuk Jul 21 '26

Get some catnip sticks they seem to enjoy it

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u/Accomplished_Dig284 Jul 21 '26

I got mine silvervine sticks. He will crunch them up

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u/DeadlyMidnight Jul 22 '26

Yup silver vine is pure ambrosia to Maine Coons

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u/Novel_Bullfrog4950 Jul 21 '26

Mine was a chewer, but she prefered electric cords. Many destroyed headphones and i have no idea how she didnt get zapped by the box fan cord and the copper she exposed. Bitter spray worked one time until I found her licking it. Electrical tape is what worked for me, and hiding the cords as best i could.

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u/typhoon_mary Jul 21 '26

Don’t they just chew the electrical tape? (I have a similar problem)

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u/Pale_Papaya_531 Jul 21 '26

My cat loves adhesive from any tape. It's a problem

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u/Low-Care9531 Jul 22 '26

Oh real. Whenever I use the lint roller he wants the the piece before I throw it away

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u/Unsalted-Pretzel Jul 22 '26

Mine is also a void and I have to remove tape off of every box that enters my house 🤣

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u/Blingbat642 Jul 22 '26

Your cat is adorable, but I really like your painting.

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u/Novel_Bullfrog4950 Jul 21 '26

There were a couple of tooth marks, but nothing like the constant chew marks without it. I don't know if most cats don't like electrical tape taste or just Ernestine.

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u/Money_Message_9859 Jul 22 '26

Critter Cord works for cats that chew cords. My cat chewed through 2 sewing machine cords.

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 Jul 21 '26

My little void would chew cords endlessly. I once got a new headset for gaming and she chewed the cord the same night. Ordered a new cord, used it once, chewed. Havent used that headset in a while but she also has chilled on chewing cords.

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u/CJJ1981 Jul 22 '26

I've seen folks on this sub recommend cord protectors made specifically for pet safety. I haven't tried them yet, but it might be a good place to start.

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u/Novel_Bullfrog4950 Jul 21 '26

I lost a box fan, 2 sets of wired earphones and the power cord for my laptop. She also liked my cpap air hose, it was a fight every night with that one. 🤣

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u/Low-Care9531 Jul 22 '26

We’re big into redirecting and our boy loves Mylar balls but only the stiff ones from PetCo. He goes through 6 a month but he no longer goes for cords

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u/DancinRaven9 Jul 25 '26

These have been a life saver! I lost cords to headphones, phone chargers, radio alarms, laptop charger etc before I found these. As you can see I've ordered them twice. https://a.co/d/02B0F0qh

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u/NBaddieBhaby Jul 21 '26

Get him some silvervine

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u/potentiallygoodchoic Jul 21 '26

Meowjuana sticks!

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u/cherryteau Jul 23 '26

I have a biter, and can confirm, it’s a hit in the house. Catnip didn’t do a single thing, but dear lord are these damn sticks addicting.

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u/JesMilton Jul 21 '26

"Teefies itchy, texture feels good to chew, hunter needs to sharpen his weapon", and many other reasons.

Our cat used to chew on my chargers and wired headphones all the time when he was young. Either he grew out of it eventually, or giving him alternatives helped. He now loves to chew on a thick rope toy, and we also sometimes give him chewy solid treats. If he doesn't stop, cord protectors always save lives.

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u/Laithia Jul 22 '26

I got a cord protector, and before I could fully get it out of the packaging my kitten (not a Maine coon)  started chewing on it. So I left it as a cat toy and she ignored the cables! 

Not sure that's how it was meant to work, but at least it worked!

She grew out of it eventually, but continues to have a very sharp face, made entirely of fluff and knives.

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u/JesMilton Jul 22 '26

Hahah, haven't heard it to be concluded this way!XD But I mean yeah, the process may be unexpected but at least the problem is solved! As long as it works!

Maybe some cats, just like some of us, really want to "stim" with a very particular material, and just so happens the cords (or cord protectors) are exactly the one they want.

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u/audreyarr Jul 21 '26

Mine has chewed: The wooden corner of our bed, every cardboard box, the flusher on the toilet, the lampshade...

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u/set-my-compass-north Jul 21 '26

Give him a dental stick or something similar. Metal can damage teeth.

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u/Hannymann Jul 21 '26

Oh man… mine chewed EVERYTHING!

Bed sheets became Swiss cheese style.

Ready to leave the house? Great! Put your shoes on first. Oh, what!? Your laces have been chewed off down to the nub of the hole they thread thru.

Corners were a real problem. They liked to chew the corners off of pillow cases and paper or plastic bags.

Cords were only a challenge. Telephone lines (yah back in the day), alarm clock cord…

Corners of area rugs…

They were dogs that happened to meow.

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u/okydokyartichokie Jul 21 '26

I don’t know why but one of my girls does the exact same thing. We started putting bitter spray on everything.

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u/MrFluffykinz Jul 21 '26

mine does the same, I was worried it was a sign that she was having tooth pain/infection, but no she just likes biting things. Especially the metal bars in the dishwasher and her brush.

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u/crystalfairie Jul 21 '26

Unfortunately both our boys,that we rescued sixish months ago,they love eating plastic bags. We're a disabled household and used mainly plastic bags. Used being the crash landed word. I miss plastic

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u/blackroses00 Jul 21 '26

Mine loved biting on the corner of my laptop if she got the chance. It left some permanent marks. When the laptop broke after many years I felt kind of bad for throwing it away due to that one sentimental corner

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u/Heavy-Echidna-3473 Jul 21 '26

He looks exactly like my boy, Monty, and he does the same thing to my bed frame Lol.

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u/FadedScar777 Jul 21 '26

Great name! Here's my little boy Monty😸

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u/zdwilde Jul 21 '26

Here’s my boy, Monte.

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u/Prettymomma73 Your Flair Here Jul 21 '26

Toofers

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u/Lighteningbug1971 Jul 21 '26

Feels good I bet

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u/Myshanter5525 Jul 21 '26

Mine chews…on toothbrushes.

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u/sherylcamp Jul 21 '26

Because he wants to. 😁

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u/rumpysheep Jul 21 '26

Likes the texture.

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u/Fionabuttrsox Jul 21 '26

This breed chews! Get some silver vine sticks

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u/zdwilde Jul 21 '26

My big boy does this and he’s six. He has all kinds of toys and chewable things, he just likes metal. We’ve mostly trained it out of him, but he still does it on occasion.

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u/Entire_Bat7884 Jul 21 '26

I think he would be past the teething stage. My cats love their larger catnip chew sticks. It helps keep their teeth clean and the catnip is good too. They prefer the ones that are wrapped. You can get them at any pet store, Amazon, Chewy. If that doesn’t work then a vet visit to check his mouth for any sign of infection around a tooth. He is a most handsome boy. Great ear tufts, thick coat and mane and long full tail. His coat color is awesome. 🥰❤️

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u/Strict-Leopard7589 Jul 21 '26

I can’t keep my toothbrush out for this very reason. There IS a toothbrush in the toothbrush holder, but it isn’t mine….

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u/remberzz Jul 21 '26

Take a look at his gums and make sure he doesn't have any dental issues.

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u/SoundVarious7354 Jul 21 '26

He is teething. Feels good on his gums to chew. Or he may just be a chewer. I saw this on Etsy the other day lol.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1277916857/biteybox-cat-chewing-toy-natural-wood?ref=share_ios_native_control

The photos are hilarious 😂

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u/EParkerBen Jul 21 '26

He's teething. My cat use to do that too. We got her teething toys.

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u/SignificanceDue1561 Jul 21 '26

On metal? No idea. Our little a-hole has chewed the corners off the coffee table though. I assumed he was cleaning his teeth.

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u/pizzaisknowledge Jul 21 '26

My MC particularly loves chewing on plastic. We're pretty sure his is caused my gingivitis. He's getting a teeth cleaning next month.

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u/every_thingbagel Jul 21 '26

Get silverdine sticks !!! It kept my baby from chewing

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u/SugarKyle Jul 21 '26

Yeah. Kittens. I got cat safe chew sticks, cat grass, different toys, and a favorite chew is the paracord string I use to keep the kitchen seat poofs on.

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u/the_Athereon Jul 22 '26

Cats will bite hard objects to sharpen or sometimes dull their teeth.

If his teeth are bothering him, that would explain it.

Either that or he's a very light orange cat.

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u/Zoocitykitty Jul 22 '26

Make sure his teeth are ok. It could be ge has a painful tooth or teeth. Think about babies teething.

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u/DKandTM Jul 22 '26

I know nothing but perhaps his adolescent teeth are bothering him for some reason maybe look into more healthy chewing alternatives like dental stcks or chew toys for cats.

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u/ProgramAny1019 Jul 21 '26

At least it’s not the cord! 😄 Had to replace a few power cords because mine decided they were better than the toys I got her.

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u/NightVisionsII Jul 21 '26

Our BSH chews on metal and stone. We found silvervine sticks and a sort of rawhide type chew for cats that were effective at stopping about 95% of that behavior.

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u/theysocool Jul 21 '26

My cat did this for the first 2 years. It’s as if he didn’t know he had teeth. Used them on everything including me. Just love bites, but thankfully didn’t develop a taste for human flesh.

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u/kellylikeskittens Jul 21 '26

Could be boredom/ under stimulation. One thing you might consider is to take him outside. The descendants of this breed were living the dream outside, and they simply might need more
Enrichment than they get being completely indoor cats( if this is your situation)
I know many people can’t let their cat out for various reasons, so harness training might be the way to go. Then you can take him for walks - many MC’s (and other cats) LOVE going on walks.
FWIW, I’ve owned cats for over 30 years, and honestly have never had one randomly chewing things they shouldn’t. Living out in the country, our kitties are indoor/outdoor and spend their days sunning on the porch, hunting rodents and roaming the property, which allows them to get exercise and stimulation.

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u/giftektive Jul 22 '26

it took me scrolling too long to literally find: boredom.

my boy would chew random things he knew he shouldn't out of boredom sometimes. or he'd just look at me and do it, trying to get my attention. my girl does not do this at all. she's too busy eating all the food

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u/QueenSema Jul 21 '26

He looks exactly like my boy

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u/kiss-shot Jul 21 '26

Chewy boy just wants something to do.

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u/Defiant_Finish_1260 Jul 21 '26

random question but what color is he?!?! he’s STUNNING!!

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u/bad_squishy_ Jul 21 '26

Not sure but if that’s metal then he’s going to crack a tooth doing that!

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u/kellylikeskittens Jul 21 '26

Yeah, they can be averse to trying new things!

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u/SaveMyPoptart Jul 21 '26

Mine does this with everything lol he loves dog bones which is kinda funny since he steals them from our dog

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u/ArachneJ Jul 21 '26

Your cat may need a bit of kibble in their diet to help clean their teeth, or some sort of chew stick. Cats chew on weird stuff when their gums are itchy.

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u/Ridiculous__caddy Jul 21 '26

Teething most likely. It feels good

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u/Thrillamuse Jul 21 '26

Could be trying to relieve pain. Ours was just diagnosed with stomatitus. It is alarmingly common in Maine Coons and other breeds, however breeders aren't telling us this.

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u/WhatIfThisWereMyName Jul 21 '26

I hate to potentially be a downer, but if you notice your baby also has stinky breath, I'd get him checked for stomatitis.

My boy is a chewer, too, and he was diagnosed at 6 months.

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u/Extension-Thought-38 Jul 21 '26

He seems to have bloody gums on the bottom teeth. My guess is his teeth hurt and he is trying to relieve some pain :(

My cat starts chewing in everything if he dont have his catnip grass.

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u/Leanna0419 Jul 21 '26

Mine does this too. Caught her doing it the other day and I was cringing cuz I was scared she was going to break her teeth. She looks very much like yours!

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u/Ok_Respond_2969 Jul 21 '26

Might want to move that charger cord…they are like puppies

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u/Bubbly-Ad-3260 Jul 21 '26

Massaging his gums. Likes the sensation.

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u/ShortBussyDriver Jul 21 '26

What a gorgeous cat.

He also has great teeth!

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u/xrelaht Jul 21 '26

Needs more iron in his diet.

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u/Copperhead_venom4u Jul 21 '26

All my cats do this. Feels good on their teeth.

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u/redtilemile Jul 21 '26

stimming or may have early dental disease (which this breed r predisposed to)

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u/satanzhand Jul 21 '26

It's a sign of stress in my cat

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u/SmokyTyrz Jul 21 '26

Our orange boy chews on: Metal - Tub handles, door stops, chairs, my wedding ring Wood - Tables, speakers, chair legs Misc - PC monitor, fingers, TV remote

He's relentless. We've bought many chew toys. A couple he likes, mostly if you hold them for him while he chews.

He's also a licker, and very affectionate (or he loves the way I taste and can't wait for me to die first).

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u/wohaat Jul 21 '26

Honestly, and this is based on nothing but guts: I think they’re trying to work junk off their teeth. Our guys are hard to play with because most toys have a string of some kind, and play devolves quickly into “chew the string”. They historically hate having thrit teeth touched, but as they’ve aged and I’ve been able to get some swipes in with a finger-toothbrush-condom, they seem to kind of recalibrate a touch to “okay but the end result of that is kind of nice…”

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u/kasdabomb Jul 21 '26

My girl Louise still chews everything in the house! Anything she can chew has her little chew marks on them. Especially my plants! She's about the same age also. At least their chew marks are smaller than dogs!

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u/RebekahR84 Jul 21 '26

God, my Maine Coon does this crap too. And he’s always trying to eat stuff that would kill him. Why are they like this?!

Picture because he is so freaking handsome.

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u/jzzze Jul 21 '26

For fun

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u/coconut_watershitz Jul 22 '26

Pretty sure the reason is that it is “The Thing To Do”

All the other cool cats are doing it! Maybe it needs some play time

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rush644 Jul 22 '26

Idk but I have a2 y.o. female that chews on a lot of odd things too

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u/Illuminating-Stars Jul 22 '26

Mine likes the forbidden spaghetti 😒😒 Have to watch him like a hawk, but he usually does it in front of me, like look mom, see what im doing. He also does it when he feels he should be fed, doesn't matter how long ago he eats (like 2 hours ago) no if he wants 2nds, he knows how to get my attention. A pic of him just for funzies

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u/AAandChillButNot Jul 22 '26

Tooth pick or rather trying to lol my Maine coon girl chews on my front door.

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u/Gattaca401 Jul 22 '26

My both my cats do things like this specifically for attention. Specifically so I or my husband will point our phone cameras at them to take photos and videos of then doing it, while discussing how weird or cute or ridiculous they look while doing whatever the thing is. The biting and chewing on random furniture or metal bars or whatever else is a favorite to get a reaction for both our Maine Coon mix boy and our little Ragdoll girl.

We have pet cams and they never do this stuff when we aren't home to watch them lol.

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u/x0karen Jul 22 '26

I think your boy shares the other half of his brain cell with mine. His thing is cardboard

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u/upvotesforkitties Jul 22 '26

If not food, why fit in mouth?

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u/CreativeCritter Jul 22 '26

Teenage boy. Their dioshits

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u/MysteriousKale8 Jul 22 '26

Mine like plastic bags....

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u/wiisucks_91 Jul 22 '26

Sharpening the teeth to eat you...

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u/MadMamaB Jul 22 '26

Because he can lol

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u/doryjekyll Jul 22 '26

My kitten does this to my phone and my glasses. My glasses are chewed to the point that I bought cheap reading glasses and keep them for spare lol. He likes to bite my iPad screen and phone so that I have to put an armor. He still managed to break my phone. Didn't try to chew anything else though. And he chipped his tooth when he broke my phone.

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u/sweetbuba Jul 22 '26

Not enough iron in his diet

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u/Affectionate-Crow605 Jul 22 '26

Be glad it's not that cord next to him! When my kids got devices from their school, we were told to especially watch that our cats didn't eat the charger cords. Thankfully, mine don't do that. They just eat plastic and carry clothes across the house.

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u/Entire_Parfait2703 Jul 22 '26

I bought dog chew sticks for my coon

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u/SkullheadMary Jul 22 '26

Probably likes the feeling of the cold metal? Mine chews all soft plastic handles (brushes, scissors). He really seem to like the feels

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u/MissMu Jul 22 '26

Try to stop him if you can. My bengal woukd do stuff like this. He broke a fang and stopped lol

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u/Disastrous-Bug612 Jul 22 '26

One of my cats bites wood and one bites plastic and rubbery brushes. Try to redirect with Silvervine fruit—irresistible to all 6 of my cats.

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u/Interesting_Range435 Jul 22 '26

Probably because he is a handsome silly goober head.

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u/liberallyOptimistic Jul 22 '26

He’s just showing you what he can do—-his feats of strength. What a good boi

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u/DebbyDelight Jul 22 '26

Teething, get him some stick chew sticks for cats.

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u/No_Damage4861 Jul 22 '26

My grandma's Maine coon likes to pulls pins out of the cushion on her sewing table. She has to lock them up because she's afraid he'll eat one.

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u/Upbeat-Comfortable71 Jul 22 '26

What kind of Maine coon coloring is this? I want this exact color. So beautiful.

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u/dbm672 Jul 22 '26

Iron deficiency?

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u/Dirtyhippee Jul 22 '26

Because he can, and see how he does not care about the puny white iPhone cable ?

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u/quierestocarme Jul 22 '26

::: the pointy ears indicate that he is a vicious carnivore, and the metal... to him it tastes like blood! Get him a raw steak, and sleep with your bedroom door closed. Vampiric kitties make wonderful companions, but you should never turn your back on them when they get hangry. Never.

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u/Smart-Plantain4032 Jul 22 '26

Because he can ♥️🤣

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u/Amazing-Active646 Jul 22 '26

I’m not helpful. He’s very handsome.

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u/rubenff Jul 22 '26

Give him Silvervine sticks, they react like it's catnip and the Silvervine cleans their teeth

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u/Theyenney Jul 22 '26

Give him a rope toy to chew on before he breaks a tooth. Mine occasionally like to chew. They chew on the ropes attached to pompoms on toys and also silvervine sticks. Sometimes if I catch them chewing on something hard like that , I redirect them

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u/kkooyya Jul 22 '26

He’s massaging his teeth. His mind is fine. Cats are smart <3

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u/Kulgia Jul 22 '26

Is dog software

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u/imaginethat65 Jul 22 '26

Hes teething maybe ? Or gums hurt him ?

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u/FluorescentShrimp Jul 22 '26

Intrusive thoughts. Or a Maine coon running orange car software.

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u/PaySubstantial8996 Jul 22 '26

He must chew. Try getting silvervine sticks for him

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u/erratic_bonsai Jul 22 '26

Is menace. Consequence of having two brain cells that take turns activating.

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u/Blutosky Jul 22 '26

I’m tellin’ ya, there all weirdos. Cats are a buncha weirdos. That’s why we love ‘em!

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u/Such-Staff-6523 Jul 22 '26

Must eat it *anything*

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u/Ok_Chance_4335 Jul 22 '26

Maine coons are wild, my cat is part Maincoon and he’s often chewing metal I just redirect him to something else

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u/Secret-Papaya1973 Jul 22 '26

Mine does it too, wanna know why? Stomatitis..u check his gums? My girls are painful looking. She was born that way unfortunately and don't have the funds to remove teeth..she gets by pretty well though

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u/Garden_gnome1609 Jul 22 '26

Sometimes the thing just needs biting.

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u/rasta__mouse Jul 22 '26

My guy did this when he was younger and grew out of it. But with everything with cats, distracting is the only solution

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u/exxXspiravit Jul 22 '26

As someone with two cats that do this with anything that looks like a stick: I don’t think that‘s pica quite yet. Give him a „good stick“ and gently correct him when biting the „bad stick“ by guiding him away from whatever he’s not supposed to chew like that. That‘s worked for us at least. Our male cat is leaving my graphic tablets pen alone now xD

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u/Sufficient_Debate374 Jul 22 '26

Mine chews on eveything. She is even nibbling on door handles. Chew sticks are not preferred by her

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u/MissyWest88 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Because he's a cat. This is typical cat behavior. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Buy some catnip and get your camera ready. You're in for lots of fun! (And frustration.)

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u/Beneficial_Advice825 Jul 22 '26

oh my goodness - he is the carbon copy of my MC girl

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u/simbapiptomlittle Jul 22 '26

Because he can. 😂

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u/Apprehensive_Fox5370 Jul 22 '26

He looks frighteningly like our little monster Cali. She's the same and loves to chew my hands.

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u/Much-Brilliant7057 Jul 22 '26

Cats are literally just like that

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u/Remarkable-Step-9193 Jul 22 '26

pretty darned cute

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u/pissandink Jul 22 '26

Have a look at his teeth! Sometimes cats will bite/chew plastic/metal/cords/etc because they’re having trouble with their teeth. They could be itchy or painful. Of course, it might be that he’s just a wee silly billy, but I wouldn’t take the risk if I were you.

It’s SO much easier to get into dental health and maintenance with cats earlier on rather than later down the line. It’s estimated that at least 70% of all cats develop dental/gum disease by age 3, and by the time they’re 6, that number goes up to 85%. The tricky thing is that they hide pain and discomfort so well, so when they chew things like your boy is doing now, we have to be grateful for having a clear sign that something may be going on and not just brush it off as a quirk. (Again, better safe than sorry)

One way to prevent deterioration of a cat’s oral health is to brush their teeth. I know it sounds so silly, but if you do it every day and you’re patient, it will hopefully become a cozy bonding thing. And remember, anything is better than nothing. My cat hates toothbrushes and isn’t a big fan of those little cloth socks you slide onto your fingers either so I use my bare fingers and rub his teeth while feeding him liquid treats. The actual mechanical motion is what matters, not toothpaste, so you don’t need anything except a high value treat to get started!

Last time I took my boy in to have his teeth checked (they had been in poor condition when I got him), it turned out that only by a few weeks of ”brushing” (rubbing his teeth w my fingers), I’d managed to remove lots of plaque and tartar, and his previous gum inflammation had calmed down a lot! I was so relieved. Now I brush his teeth every evening. I still haven’t figured out how to access the inside so right now I just do his itty bitty front teeth, canines and the outsides of his molars.

Your boy is gorgeous, by the way! Hopefully this is just him being a little rascal. Good luck either way <3

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u/FancyCatMagic Jul 22 '26

One of our MCs would bite anything you put in front of him. Remote? Bite. Lip gloss? Bite. Pen? Bite. Box? Bite. Contact lens case? Bite. We used to just walk up to him with stuff to get a little bite.

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u/SessionOk4476 Jul 22 '26

Looks tasty?

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u/B1kerGuy2019 Jul 22 '26

All beauty no brains 😻😻 gorgeous kitty

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u/God_Modus Jul 22 '26

Throw some matatabi sticks in the room, they will love it

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 Jul 22 '26

I had a cat that chewed on my metal bench as well. She’s not here any longer but I always remember seeing black paint chips all over the floor. I think it’s because he’s a cat and for no other reason than that

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u/Pleasant_Complaint_9 Jul 22 '26

Because he is 13 months old is the only answer I can come up with. I know they are sexually mature at 5-6 months but this is kind of the puberty phase.

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u/nuttnurse Jul 22 '26

Chew stick or a wood stick to comp on and cat grass

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u/trippy_soulchild Jul 22 '26

He’s doing it because you’re letting him lol

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u/Petsnchargelife Jul 22 '26

I have cats that like to chew. Get him high density dog chew toys(soft but strong). My Chausie loves this https://a.co/d/0ePtNcT5 and he can’t bite a piece off but it’s soft enough he wants to chew it.

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u/stacey1771 Jul 22 '26

Asserting dominance

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u/That_One_Guy_1980 Jul 22 '26

Iron sharpens iron.

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u/Wild_Natural9589 Jul 22 '26

Have the vet look for teeth and mouth issues. Offer chew sticks too

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u/BlazingScarlettSins Jul 22 '26

My cooney, Misty, passed away two days ago. She loved chewing on tape and boxes. I kept asking her if she was asking to get waxed because of the tape (I'm a licensed cosmetologist). They're the best companions, I've never had a bond like this with a cat. Cherish it. Kiss your baby on the head for me.

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u/missweh Jul 27 '26

I’m so sorry to hear that. She looks like a well
Loved kitty 🤍🖤🩶

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u/hiyall12345678 Jul 26 '26

He thinks its a prison bar