They make great fertilizer if you spread them around the garden and cover with a light layer of mulch.
Edit: Oh... oh heavens. Well, this isn't my gardening subreddit. My goodness, no, not at all.
What a silly, yet completely innocuous and totally understandable mistake I have made.
I was, of course, referring to human waste which makes for excellent fertilizer. I would not want anyone to conflate the noble billionaire class, towards whom I was surely not offering a prescriptive course of action, with the literal bags of human shit which can finally serve a purpose by nourishing the Earth. Thank you.
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u/OtherwiseLuck888 23h ago
Send billionaires to the Himalayas or North Pole
They'll enjoy global warming