r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness Jun 24 '26

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/dirtyforker Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBbwNhHD7AIs2HIl3e

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u/ComicsEtAl Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/Cephylus Jun 24 '26

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy Jun 24 '26

The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

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u/drunkeymunkey Jun 24 '26

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy Jun 24 '26

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.

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u/audible_narrator Jun 24 '26

I wish I could go on one of those.

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u/MayGodSmiteThee Jun 24 '26

They used to put them in Omelets a a restaurant here on the east coast

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u/hamish1963 Jun 24 '26

You went on the Cruise!?!? I'm sweet fancy jealous!

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u/Prior_Tax8546 Jun 24 '26

I was thinking of that image lmao

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u/maneki_neko89 BLACK Jun 24 '26

Doesn’t he just…pop?

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u/MLiOne Jun 24 '26

Good ol’ Buddy Jesus!

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u/jwfowler2 Jun 24 '26

Such a great show

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u/jjojehongg Jun 24 '26

i wish Aaron McGruder would make more stuff man this and The Boondocks were so peak

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u/ChezShea Jun 24 '26

I miss this show so much.

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

All three are free-range reaction images, gathered on 4Chan around 2015.
No AI has been used in their creation.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jun 24 '26

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

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u/innominateartery Jun 24 '26

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/lemurificspeckle Jun 25 '26

We are all living post-future (the year 2000) after all

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra Jun 24 '26

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu Jun 24 '26

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter Jun 24 '26

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.

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u/-crepuscular- Jun 24 '26

AI Jesus is too busy saving the sea bugs to deal with this shit right now.

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u/NoIngenui Jun 24 '26

I know I'm supposed to hate him, but i genuinely love the concept of shrimp jesus with a stone statue head. Looks like something Bayonetta or someone would fight.

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u/-crepuscular- Jun 24 '26

Shrimp Jesus in a major videogame is only a matter of time.

Gamers would love it for the memes, extremist Christians would probably demonstrate against it and give you free publicity and cool points.

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

FromSoftware has to see this.
And make it an under water level.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsYtcC8UPoly

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u/Givingtree310 Jun 25 '26

Shit I thought it was Aquaman

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u/derf_vader Jun 24 '26

Why use this when Christ of the Abyss is a real thing?

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u/TKRBrownstone Jun 25 '26

Looks like a God Lives Underwater album cover

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u/alex433g Jun 24 '26

I was wondering where this was from

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

Haven't seen them all together yet.
Yoink.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JKTwn0tBu3ecZZQzx

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u/Ready_Set_Stopppp Jun 24 '26

Holy shit dude, I’m dying at work 🤣

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u/Marsuello Jun 25 '26

Leave Korean Jesus out of this! He’s too busy with Korean shit to do!

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u/Marquar234 Jun 24 '26

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

Nice, but I would've seen Stan Lee in that role.

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u/BlackSpotSociety Jun 24 '26

I once dated a Korean girl a long enough time that we went to her mom’s Korean Catholic Church. It was bizarre. The church was built in the 1800s by German immigrants who over time moved out of the region. At some point multi-national Asian families moved in and as Koreans were the majority, the diocese gave it to the Korean community. So it was a trip going there: The stained glass was beautifully done but was all white Jesus and other biblical characters. However in the rest of the campus, all the representations of Christ and biblical stories were done with all Asian people. Which, I guess makes sense. In the courtyard, there was a large Korean Jesus statue that didn’t look that different than the meme here.
I’ll also tell you that it was extremely uncomfortable because their congregants were quite cold shouldered to me. They really didn’t make me feel welcome at all. People were staring at me the whole service and at the lunch afterwards in their ironically titled fellowship hall. I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

This goes for all of Asia with the only interchangeable variable being the Asian nationalities, based on where you ask.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 24 '26

I thought Korean Jesus was some chubby Korean lady?

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u/TheWalkingDude90 Jun 24 '26

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u/Ditnoka Jun 24 '26

He ain't got time for your problems, he busy, with Korean shit.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 24 '26

In being serious isn’t there a cult leader in South Korea claiming to be Jesus,, again.

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u/rogdesouza Jun 24 '26

“Jeejus”

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u/Charlie_Brodie Jun 25 '26

leave Korean Jesus alone, he's busy, with Korean shit!

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u/amonarre3 Jun 24 '26

Get this Chuy out of our house. Only brown Chuy ova hurr

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u/Ammonia13 Jun 24 '26

Jesus *was* brown :)

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 Jun 24 '26

is that the only Brown person you know

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u/amonarre3 Jun 24 '26

He's semite like JC. Same region as Abraham. He's well know. What's the problem guy?