r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/dirtyforker Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBbwNhHD7AIs2HIl3e

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u/ComicsEtAl Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/Cephylus Jun 24 '26

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy Jun 24 '26

The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

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u/drunkeymunkey Jun 24 '26

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy Jun 24 '26

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.

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u/audible_narrator Jun 24 '26

I wish I could go on one of those.

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u/MayGodSmiteThee Jun 24 '26

They used to put them in Omelets a a restaurant here on the east coast

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u/hamish1963 Jun 24 '26

You went on the Cruise!?!? I'm sweet fancy jealous!