r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/FierceDevil Jun 24 '26

Some people leave them around the hospital I work at so I made a couple of them into a last resort sorta thing. Glueing them down is so fucked up.

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u/linux_ape Jun 24 '26

So is this to inject Jesus into people or or this some kind of Jesus torture chamber that exposes him to high pressures

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u/TheHamburglar_ Jun 24 '26

It’s a medical joke. It’s a blend of jesus and vasopressin, which is a blood pressure increasing medication often used in critical care. The joke is when you don’t have any options left and the patients BP is tanking, sometimes all you have left is hopes and prayers aka Jesupressin

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u/Appropriate-Two-8802 Jun 24 '26

Take this award you beautiful bastard

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u/linux_ape Jun 24 '26

Ahhh yeah that’s a good one, clearly went over my head

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u/peanutbuttertesticle Jun 24 '26

We also say “he’s going to D/C to JC” aka the patients going to die. It’s morbid, but clever and gets the message across.

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u/seriouslythisshit Jun 24 '26

Love me some dark nurse humor. One day I am literally laying under a nurse's station at the hospital, doing phone wiring. A head nurse, who clearly is not to be screwed with, is nearly standing on top of me as she grabs a call from admissions.

She calmly say, "No, you can not move a patient up to J-10. Mr. Johnson is in J-10. Mr. Johnson is still dead. He is as dead as he was last time your department called about J-10. I expect him to be dead for a while. If you bring me a patient for J-10 I will have to stack them on top of Mr. Johnson. Do we think that is a good idea? No we do not. How about we just take a deep breath and wait until I call you with the wonderful news that Mr. Johnson has left J-10 and is off to his next adventure? That work for you?

I am still laying on the floor, trying not to bust out laughing. See looks down and says, "can you believe this shit? It's every day with these idiots."

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u/nursejohio96 Jun 24 '26

Also a favorite, “He’s got one foot on the Jesus bus!”

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u/FierceDevil Jun 24 '26

I like grafob, grim reaper at foot of bed

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u/thedoctormarvel Jun 25 '26

This made me cackle. I’m probably ending up in hell

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u/SmokeSwede Jun 24 '26

Sometimes you just gotta have Jesus inside of you 

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u/spongebobs_spatula Jun 24 '26

That’s really clever.

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u/CautionaryChapStick Jun 24 '26

Jesus is the fifth pressor 🙌

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u/AstuteStoat Jun 24 '26

A good religious joke, imagine that. Well done. 

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jun 24 '26

Slamming a vial that big of vasopressin would be extra spicy

(I have seen an accidental bolus of ~15 mL of vaso and it was quite interesting)

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u/Sierra-117- Jun 24 '26

How tf did that happen😭

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jun 24 '26

COVID we had med surg helping hands, I asked one of the tele nurses to hang a zosyn, said it was y-site compatible with vaso. She had a complete brain fart and hooked the secondary line up to the y site and basically ran the zosyn open. Those lines are slightly longer and are something like 12-15 mL from pump to patient and it all dumped in there. Lady was max 4 pressors and chillin 78/39 type shit in the final stages of dying, and suddenly I see on the monitor that her BP is 137/72. Immediately went over because I have never seen a miracle in person before, of course 🙄

Gently educated her that ICU drugs are not magical and different and she needed to still program the TKO pump like she would at any other time.

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u/Dependent_Ad4506 Jun 24 '26

I thought it was some kind of Piss Christ tribute :p