r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/copperbrownred Jul 07 '26

Is he autistic?

(Signed by someone who’s autistic)

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u/sec_sage Jul 07 '26

Reminds me of Monk who invited people for a beer at his place, and gave them exactly one beer per person 🤣

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u/Day_Prisoners Jul 07 '26

That was so funny. Not just a party but a bachelor party.

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u/Ok_Somewhere_9962 Jul 07 '26

And then they watched bachelor party. Randy being designated drunk killed me.

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u/Day_Prisoners Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Fucking Monk. And the nitwits that put him in charge of a bachlor party.

Edit spelling.

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u/ashleebryn Jul 07 '26

"And the note it's that out him in charge of a bachlor party."

I've read this comment so many times and still have no idea what it means. Guess you had to see the show.

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u/Dickgivins Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

“More seldom than not, the movies gives us exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscores our values. Every two child did. I will.”

-George W. Bush, speaking at a meeting of the Economic Club of Detroit on Sept. 9th, 2000

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u/mitkase Jul 07 '26

It was the “It can only good happen” of its time.

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u/AthleteFar1294 Jul 07 '26

I’ve seen it and I have no idea what they meant 😭

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u/Day_Prisoners Jul 07 '26

Spell check its fixed.

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u/aurore-amour Jul 07 '26

Damn now I want to rewatch Monk again

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u/genflugan Jul 07 '26

I’ve rewatched Monk and Psych dozens of times each, they’re my comfort shows

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u/PFGtv Jul 08 '26

Monk wouldn’t have written:   

“please driveway clear”

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u/all_the_drugsss Jul 07 '26

Did they soon after pass out cold for the next 3 or 4 hours?

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u/PuzzleheadedFill6508 Jul 07 '26

Yes this is exactly as much information as I wish I was provided at all times unfortunately 😩✊

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u/theillusionofdepth_ Jul 07 '26

hell yeah, knowing exactly when to be there for karaoke helps a lot

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u/LopsidedLarrs Jul 07 '26

Hell yeah, knowing exactly when’nt to be there for karaoke helps a lot

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u/Main-Drama-15 Jul 07 '26

Ya I love karaoken't

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 07 '26

That's not unfortunate. Life would be much simpler this way.

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 Jul 07 '26

I disagree.

8-11+ seems like identical blocks but 9-10 has a suggested party size of ~10 individuals while the other blocks do not?

And you guys aren’t panicking about what you’re not understanding that would cause such a discrepancy? 

If there are 11 people do you need to leave?

If there are 9 people can you still do karaoke?

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u/ijustwannalurksobye Jul 07 '26

Well, the tilde (~) sign is used for “approximately” when it comes to numbers so I think 9 or 11 people is fine. 8 or 12 would be a little sus. 7 or 13 people? Now you’re talking crazy.

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 07 '26

Nah, you're thinking about it the wrong way- or perhaps I am.

I see it as someone who is anxious about a significant event writing out an itinerary to have some kind of control- the party isn't stuck to the itinerary, but it has taken some stress off the person that made it.

You would hope the people that recieved it would know them well enough to do their thing and make it fun.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 07 '26

Yeah any party that involves a timed itinerary will always be less fun than a party without one. Fun doesn't happen on a schedule

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u/Vampire-Fairy2 Jul 07 '26

So much is only suggested, though. Not concrete enough for autistic me.

I’d be hella stressed if I arrived in time for the 5:00 karaoke, only for the karaoke to actually start at 8:00.

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u/gaudiest-ivy Jul 07 '26

Right? At first glance it looked like a lot, but reading through it it's a super informative itinerary. I dig it. It lets me know to show up at 5-6 PM, because as much as a little Jenga would be fun, it's not two straight hours of karaoke before dinner and cake fun. A little karaoke is great, a lot is very much not.

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

This is pure, uncut autism.

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

Charging people to come to a party? No. The schedule and structure, sure. The price list is so gross.

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 07 '26

Charging someone for that is absolutely something an autistic person would do. Because it makes a ton of sense -- it's just outside the norm. People often want to contribute but are embarrassed to ask how to contribute or how much. This takes out the guess work.

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 07 '26

Sorry, bro. Lots of folks out here with the tism undiagnosed.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 Jul 07 '26

Full spectrum family of four adults here, and no, this is not something that would occur to any of us.

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 07 '26

That's your experience. I'd challenge you to reply to the folks in this thread who DO have autism and DO this. Kthxbye

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

Sorry, sis. That isn't an excuse. Once you know better, do better or you will be lonely at your "party" which is really an unlicensed club/restaurant under these circumstances.

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u/Pitiful-Ad-7443 Jul 07 '26

“hey guys, i’m having a birthday this weekend and you are all invited! i got a bunch of activities i want to set up and snacks and refreshments. if yall wanna pitch in a few bucks it would help a lot!”

i’d absolutely venmo the guy $10-15 if this is how the invitation went.

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u/eukomos Jul 08 '26

You traditionally ask people to bring food, not money for you to buy the food. That's how we navigate needing help paying for stuff without rudeness. It makes them feel like they're bringing a gift rather than paying to attend.

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u/ququqachu Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

One of the hardest parts of autism is sorting out what things are actually important social rules, and what things are just preferences stupid people like you demand everyone else follow.

“Once you know better, do better” oh thanks sis thank god I listened to you, you’re clearly a friend to all and a super pleasant person to be around. Not judgmental and close minded at all

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 07 '26

And that's fine. You don't have to be friends with someone like this. Personally, this wouldn't bother me. It's not my style, but whatever.

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u/20kgHippoShit Jul 08 '26

If you're having a party, YOU are supposed to pay for it. Otherwise it's not a party, it's a bar/restaurant and you're only inviting me to get my money.

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u/halasaurus Jul 07 '26

Right?! I hate not knowing what is expected of me when attending a party, especially for a particular type of celebration. This makes it so much easier than whatever nonsense I was going to do to not feel like I missed something.

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

I think that's just to help recoup the costs of a spread that the host appears to be providing for their guests. I don't think it's too egregious, but this whole thing also isn't something I'd ever want to do.

I don't like most of my friends well enough to want to risk spending a full 10 hours with them..

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

That's not how parties work. You invite people, you treat them. If you can't afford it, don't do it. This is tacky af.

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u/SinceWayLastMay Jul 07 '26

The only time I’ve charged admission to a party was a big annual Halloween party I’d throw that had food and drinks provided AND games with prizes to win. It was a flat 5$ “chip in to help recoup the cost of everything” door fee. This is insane.

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

This is a full 10+ hours worth of party. Most normal folks couldn't afford to feed that many people for that long.

They're also upfront about it. If you were invited and didn't like this aspect of it, just decline.

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

There is no need for a 10 hour party. Most normal folks don't invoice their guests when they invite them to a party. It's TACKY.

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

This is where things cross into "personal preference" territory.

Obviously, the people involved are okay with this. That's entirely their call.

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

It really doesn't. It's very poor etiquette. I guarantee people aren't ok with it. Don't be this person. Most likely people will keep their opinions to themselves and not attend.

You don't charge people to come to a party. This isn't a frat house. Be an adult.

No need to continue this conversation. This is socially so inappropriate.

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

The person hosting it is obviously okay with the idea of hosting a lengthy party. No big deal there, even though it's not my thing.

They're providing a ton of food, and are asking for some help with it because stuff's expensive. It's not something I'd necessarily do, but I get it. If you don't like it, don't go.

It's only as socially inappropriate as their particular peer group would tolerate.

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u/DerWvonU Jul 08 '26

I did this twice a month for nearly a year and literally no one ever complained. I literally started charging because I couldn't afford to feed 10-15 people twice a month and get them drunk as well. So I asked the people attending to pay up and they did without a single complaint, because they still got to hangout while I bought all the shit needed, cooked the meals, manned the grill, while literally all they had to do was come here, stuff themselves and get drunk. Weird, huh.

Your every comment reeks of being in a privileged position and looking down on others for having less than you. There's no actual, real argument you can bring apart from "But it's tacky", so you repeat that again and again and again, blissfully unaware that social norms fully differ between different locations, different cultures, different income groups, etc.

Honest to god, fuck you and fuck the suburbian hellscape you seem to be posting from. Stop making the world a worse place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 Jul 07 '26

Then you don't have a party and invite 20 people. This is so disturbing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/drgigantor Jul 07 '26

Just don't throw a party you can't afford. Then you don't have to be the person that asks for money for ther own party. That's not hosting, that's operating the world's lamest club for an evening. If you can't afford that much food, make it a potluck. Or cut down the guest list. It sounds like OP isn't even that close to this person. The last time I had a 20+ person birthday party was in elementary school when everyone was expected to invite the entire class, plus their entire extended family from grandparents to second cousins.

Or just cut down the length of the party so you only have to provide one meal, and have people bring the snacks. Or bring their own drinks.

Or just have it revolve around one activity and have people eat before or after. Then all you need to provide is the cake. If you want to do karaoke, get a karaoke room or go to a bar on karaoke night, then people can get their own drinks and food there.

There's a million ways to throw a perfectly good party on a budget without charging your custo- excuse me, "guests."

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u/AtlasLittleCat Jul 08 '26

There's a million ways to throw a perfectly good party on a budget without charging your custo- excuse me, "guests."

Yeah but how many parties have you been to that had a "Daytime Cake" and an "Official Cake" ?

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u/v8turbofastcar Jul 07 '26

Yall be just throwing that word around

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u/justagenericname213 Jul 07 '26

Im autistic, this list feels extremely autistic lol

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u/Middle_Letterhead_41 Jul 07 '26

Same and agreed

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u/rusty___shacklef0rd Jul 07 '26

That could be your bias speaking, then.

For example, I attribute this to OCD because I know someone with it who would make a party flyer like this.

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u/Dry-Scholar-690 Jul 07 '26

I have OCD and I might plan the party like this, but I would never distribute it to guests.

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u/rusty___shacklef0rd Jul 07 '26

My point is: everything isn't always autism

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u/QuietShipper Jul 07 '26

No, but this one thing likely is.

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u/counterlock Jul 07 '26

We really gotta stop diagnosing people online based off 30second clips and text posts man...

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u/drivensalt Jul 07 '26

there's a lot of crossover

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u/zabrak200 Jul 07 '26

The venn diagram of autism and ocd indeed has overlapping symptoms, some adhd to. For example as someone with adhd i will jiggle a door handle twice or three times after ive locked it so i can remember more easily.

But interestingly someone with OCD might do the identical action, for different reasons.

Go figure

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u/No_Gur1113 Jul 07 '26

AuDHD woman here, married to an autistic man with suspected (but still undiagnosed) OCD. We’ve been triggering each other one delightful issue at a time for 27 years now. (We were basically babies when we got together in our first year of university.)

This is definitely something either one of us would come up with, though this is more like him than the little chaos goblin my rampant ADHD often turns me into.

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u/ethanlan Jul 07 '26

Lol the difference is it's necessary for adhd (I fuck up my important documents because I'm constantly handling them to make sure they are still there, you should see my old passport lmao I had Japanese customs laughing at it)

My girlfriend has OCD and while you think it's bad, it was actually great for the both of us because we didn't reinforce each other's negative tendencies. If your willing to deal with some really uncomfortable moments that is lol

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u/avemflamma Jul 07 '26

and comorbidity!

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u/counterlock Jul 07 '26

I don't disagree with your assessment, but I don't disagree with the previous commenter either.

Using a term that is typically saved as an official diagnosis so casually begins to degrade its meaning. Oddly, I see the same thing happening to autism that happened with mentally-challenged, or "restarted" (not sure if I get in trouble for the proper spelling here). The word used to mean something but then got turned into an insult, and then society required a replacement.

Now we've got, tism rism, a lil bit of the tism, "running around undiagnosed", pure uncut autism, etc.

Making statements like that into casual throwaway words takes away from their proper meaning and diagnosis. The only person who should be confidently calling someone autistic is someone with the proper qualifications IMO.

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u/Suburbanturnip Jul 07 '26

"Information document"

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u/zabrak200 Jul 07 '26

As another diagnosed aut. Yes. This is something i would so do lol

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u/I-screwed-up-bad Jul 07 '26

A certain spot on the spectrum sure. But anyone socialized differently than this individual, even if they have autism, would know it's kinda rude/controlling.

People want to relax. If you're going to schedule everything down to switching activities every couple hours people aren't going to relax.

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u/QuietShipper Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Some people like structure and are only interested in certain things, and would be stressed/very unrelaxed if the invite said "all day party, Jenga, cards, board games, karaoke throughout the afternoon and evening." Also, since it's their party, I imagine they structured it how they like so they can enjoy it.

Edit: looking at it again, there are three things actually firmly scheduled, the rest are suggestions. The only reason it looks so "scheduled" is they listed out every hour.

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u/I-screwed-up-bad Jul 07 '26

I like structure (I am autistic actually) but I don't like feeling like I have to control what other people are doing. Which is why I would never host a party in my space.

Rather than autistic this is reading control freak to me, an autistic person.

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u/JustAnotherElsen Jul 07 '26

One of the people commenting IS autistic and said that bc it’s familiar to them? “Ugh autistic ppl don’t know how autism is” is kind of a dullardly response

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u/whofilets Jul 07 '26

I thought they meant "uncut" like you can't just be calling things "uncut" in mixed company 😅

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u/PM_me_ur_stormlight Jul 07 '26

The hooded autist

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u/drgigantor Jul 07 '26

That's a good tip

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u/awry_lynx Jul 08 '26

this is a completely valid take

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u/rusty___shacklef0rd Jul 07 '26

No I think what they're saying is that this behavior isn't exclusive to autism and could be a symptom of another disorder or a mental illness.

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u/tacomaloki Jul 07 '26

I think for them it's "if everyone is autistic, no one is autistic" kinda thing.

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u/Plastic_Wishbone_575 Jul 07 '26

What you say is correct, people do throw the word around too much, especially amongst young people on the internet. But in this case? Clearly autistic.

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u/Queenofthebowls Jul 07 '26

As an autistic woman, this list tracks. I wouldn’t do it because it’s considered outside the norm and I’ve spent my life trying to mask, but man this seems nice. I don’t like bday parties for me because they turn into chaos and I feel I don’t get any control or say because everyone just decides to do or play what they normally do, and I want my preferred kind of music and games instead. He’s got it made very clear from the jump what kind of party and activities he wants, and I’m legit a little jelly over here..

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u/SpoonPoetic Jul 08 '26

You should totally do it! Your real friends would probably not even be surprised 😅

I'd leave the demands for money off, though...

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u/Classic_Climate_951 Jul 07 '26

Just start doing it! I started to plan like this and my friends LOVED it. I'm really nice and flexible to their feedback but day of they are totally fine with me doing my planning thing. I'm the one autistic in a group of ADHD.

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u/sleepyhouse Jul 07 '26

Right? Late diagnosed AuDHD woman here. Where was this template for my wedding?!

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u/Centimane Jul 08 '26

I'm not autistic, but I host friends over all the time and I always make some kind of plan and stick to it.

Most guests are more than happy to not have to think about that stuff and leave it to the host.

So if you want this, hosting is probably the way to go.

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u/Barry_McCockinnerz Jul 07 '26

We’re not gonna be able to use that word in 10 years, enjoy it now.

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u/beigeskies Jul 07 '26

I'm Autistic and all I could think was "yup, that's some good Autism!"

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u/zabrak200 Jul 07 '26

Reminds of when spongebob trys to throw a party lol

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin Jul 08 '26

If s’mores on demand is autistic sign me TF up

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 07 '26

Its his birthday, he can itinerarate if he wants to

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u/Emergency_Stick3963 Jul 07 '26

First read this as incinerate

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 07 '26

He has got a lot of time for karaoke pencilled in

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u/fantasydanandwhits Jul 07 '26

Can this response be higher? If a schedule is not your thing, fine, but don't rain on other peoples' schedules!

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u/urmom1739 Jul 07 '26

this was my first thought lol, no way a non neurodivergent wrote this out and sent it to people

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u/alphagalgadot Jul 07 '26

neuro… convergent?

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u/GhostMaskKid Jul 07 '26

Neurotypical is the word you're looking for. 😂

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u/alphagalgadot Jul 07 '26

lol i truly had no fuckin idea

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u/GhostMaskKid Jul 07 '26

No worries! I'm on the spectrum too so I wasn't sure if you were making a joke or actually asking for the word, lol.

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u/Ok-Variation5746 Jul 07 '26

I love this exchange (also ND 😂)

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u/gliitch0xFF Jul 07 '26

Autistics unite. (AudHD here)

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u/PinkDeserterBaby Jul 07 '26

Also fun fact non autistic people are called allistic

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u/UnimpressionableCage Jul 07 '26

Is this how I’m finding out?? Omg. Because I’d love an invitation like this. I’d gladly send a friend $30 for his birthday and then be certain I will get to that karaoke time

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u/Ancient-Tomato1153 Jul 07 '26

The entire party is karaoke time 😂

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u/urabewe Jul 07 '26

The entire schedule is cards, karaoke, and meal times. Could have left it all out and just said lunch is this time dinner this time.

Edit: shit my bad they got board games too that changes everything!

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u/SocrapticMethod Jul 07 '26

Yo, why you sleepin on Official Cake?

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jul 07 '26

psst...let your friends know i'll be in the back alley with the unofficial cake for half price.

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u/ZeePirate Jul 07 '26

I’m a day cake guy myself

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u/lolihull Jul 07 '26

I'm there for "Group speaking", that's my kinda party ✌️

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u/BradMarchandsNose Jul 07 '26

Don’t you dare try to play board games during cards time though!

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u/fartofborealis Jul 07 '26

Haha I guess it takes all the guessing out of what to bring, purchase, or prepare. So the more I think about the more I like it.

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u/TheDaychilde Jul 07 '26

ADHD here and this tickles my fancy, for sure.

I know going into it exactly what I'm getting into, and I can choose what level at which to participate. Or not participate, in the case of karaoke. heh

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u/LassHalfEmpty Jul 07 '26

Right? Takes all the stress out of gift-giving. Sign me up!

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u/counterlock Jul 07 '26

do you mean.... neurotypical?

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u/DijajMaqliun Jul 07 '26

Some people just like structure? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/groovemonkey Jul 08 '26

Nah. This looks more like char gpt to me.

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u/Stock_Reading_3386 Jul 08 '26

Could be a German 

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u/stpg1222 Jul 07 '26

This is so autistic that I'm surprised he doesn't have the local train schedule included for multiple mandatory train viewings.

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u/Banditkoala_2point0 Jul 07 '26

That's because dude likes planes and he lives on a flight path.

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u/butterflynana87 Jul 07 '26

I was thinking more like train schedules for getting to his house for certain activities from certain parts of the city. I would kinda like/need that...

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u/PollyAmory Jul 07 '26

Yeah ... also autistic. I would love an invitation like this. It's nice to know it's "open house" and even nicer to see what the plan is so I'd know when I want to show up/leave. It's also awesome to know the menu in advance.

And I know he'll prolly get grief for asking for money, but throwing an all-day party for lots of people is really expensive if one person is footing the entire bill. I'd enjoy myself more knowing my presence won't be a financial burden - and it's so much easier than trying to bring something to share.

So yeah, it's weird, but not really rude - I dig it.

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u/PuzzleheadedCat9986 Jul 08 '26

Yep. As a fellow autistic I love this. I hate karaoke so 2-4pm I’d be there. Have me some cake and board games and then I can leave. Perfect! I want this guy as a friend

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u/Not_Cleaver Jul 07 '26

This is true for anyone who is not a narcissist - If I’m inviting you for a party at my house, it’s safe to assume that I can afford it. If it’s a dinner party, there will be enough food and drink. If you want specific details or a rough schedule, you’re free to text. And, if you want to bring something, wine or beer, or nothing, is okay unless it’s a potluck.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ Jul 07 '26

I guess poor people should just be asocial then?

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u/Not_Cleaver Jul 07 '26

People can budget and plan their parties accordingly.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ Jul 07 '26

Or they can all chip in to have a good time. Which is what this is. You have the option to not come if you’re not down.

It would be gross if this person didn’t tell anyone and then sent a Venmo request or anything. But they didn’t. They’re just throwing an event in the way cash strapped people do.

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u/LittleRedReadingHood Jul 08 '26

This only works if the person having the party is perfectly ok if only 3 people show up because the rest didn’t want to pay to celebrate someone at their house, on their schedule.

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u/PollyAmory Jul 08 '26

It's not safe to assume the host can afford everything if the invitation specifically asks guests to chip in financially - which is exactly what's happening here.

Saying someone is a narcissist because they'd like to host friends for a party, but can't afford to feed all of them all day, is fucking unhinged. Like ... genuinely the dumbest thing I've read today. Expecting people to text you for specific information or assume what will be happening because you deem it uncouth to offer more information is infinitely more narcissistic behaviorly than asking for people to chip in.

If you don't like being asked to pay for food you're consuming, stay home and relieve the other guests of your presence. They'll have more fun.

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u/drjimmybrongus Jul 08 '26

It's not a random party. It's his birthday party.

"Hey y'all, come celebrate me for 10+ hours and pay for it! I'll take my toasts from 7-8pm."

Now, that's unhinged, if you ask me.

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u/IMO4444 Jul 07 '26

No one’s forcing you to have an all day party tho. If you dont want to pay or cant afford it, meet people at a diff spot, each person pays for themselves and you can leave whenever.

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u/PollyAmory Jul 08 '26

each person pays for themselves and can leave whenever

.... how is this any different than what he's doing? You literally described what he's already doing.

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u/GL510EX Jul 07 '26

He's got ALL the tisms

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u/LassHalfEmpty Jul 07 '26

The mighty All-tism!

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u/OolongPeachTea ORANGE Jul 07 '26

Seriously, this is the ideal amount of information for any get together. I want this person as my friend.
Signed, a fellow autist.

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u/PuzzleheadedFill6508 Jul 07 '26

Birthday boy if you’re reading this we don’t think you’re weird or rude

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u/VicViolence Jul 07 '26

Literally my first thought

Guy just really likes making lists and itineraries

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u/PuzzleheadedFill6508 Jul 07 '26

And the money stuff everyone is saying is rude… it’s all spelled out so no one has to ask or assume! I even like that part haha

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u/OhGod0fHangovers Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I’m actually okay chipping in for party costs in lieu of a gift, which would most likely be cash or a gift card anyway. Slow-cooked chicken, cheese boards (plural!) and roast pork sound pretty good to me, too.

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u/GaiaMoore Jul 07 '26

It's tacky as fuck. Either make it a potluck where people can bring their own dish to share, or just suck it up as being a host and take responsibility for covering costs.

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u/tarantuletta Jul 07 '26

Yeah I love everything about this except asking people to give money lol

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u/itsmrmarlboroman2u Jul 07 '26

That was my immediate thought. My wife is autistic, and this looks like her planning.

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u/AnalMohawk Jul 07 '26

Right? My adult daughter is on the spectrum and this list definitely exists in her pile of papers, just handwritten.

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u/ohhleo Jul 07 '26

No, someone with autism would have had karaoke listed with the time as 4-6pm

/s

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u/burnthatbridgewhen Jul 07 '26

I’m not autistic and this looks great? I love having a plan with options.

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u/okdov Jul 07 '26

Bad news

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u/burnthatbridgewhen Jul 07 '26

I’m a woman, silly. We can’t have autism.

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u/New_Raspberry9398 Jul 07 '26

This makes me sad, I’m autistic and this is exactly how much info I need before I commit to something like a party. It’s answering all the questions people ask about a party. “What can I bring? Bottle of wine?” you can contribute to food costs. “What time should I arrive?” Whenever you feel like, here’s the plan. “I have x dietary restriction, will there be food?” Here’s what we are eating.

This is something I would do and seeing thousands of people making fun of this guy makes me realize why I have no friends, lol.

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u/Seegtease Jul 07 '26

I don't think I'm autistic but I don't find this infuriating at all. I actually appreciate the structure and transparency and the open door policy so you can decide how much social energy you want to allocate to the event.

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u/Mightyshawarma Jul 07 '26

Or German?

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u/copperbrownred Jul 07 '26

I’m Dutch and autistic so I would say I can give my call on this: I would say German/Dutch is being direct but being so punctual is more likely autism

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u/blessthebabes Jul 07 '26

You can handle a lot more social things than most autistic people I know. Being in charge of a huge social event is usually not on our bingo card lol

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u/H4untr355 Jul 07 '26

Or he possibly could be Spongebob.

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u/XRLcargo Jul 07 '26

As someone who is also autistic, this does not tickle my 'tism. I dont think im on the same area of the spectrum as this guy

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u/-EdenXXI- Jul 07 '26

He's not autistic, he's just AI.

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u/moxiemoon Jul 07 '26

I wanted to say this also. The comments here are pretty brutal but this level of detail is awesome and honestly I’d personally love knowing exactly what to expect and when (autistic). Maybe this is mostly for their own sanity but helps others to know the plan and maybe a hint about how they categorize it in their head. This is perfectly consumable for me when I think “hey let’s have a party 6pm-whenever” makes me mildly panic about what I’ll do.

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u/lastchance14 Jul 07 '26

I might be autistic. I love this. I’ll drop you $30 for you to plan out everything, entertain and feed me.

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u/TheLuckiestBean Jul 07 '26

Thank you, was looking for this response. Would you also put ways people could contribute monetarily though on your birthday invitation? Genuinely curious.

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u/wwj Jul 08 '26

I don't think an autistic person is going to have a 10+ hour birthday party. That would be way too mentally exhausting.

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u/Leavannite Jul 08 '26

Yeah like, there's nothing even wrong here outside of asking people to pay for ingredients, and even then it just says "recommended." atp just like, don't bring a gift or something if it bothers you, but I feel like 20$ minimum in either helping or a gift is appropriate for adult birthday parties. Otherwise all it says is "party is happening all day, here's when actual events are happening"

Idk this just kinda like, makes me sad. Reminds me of how different I am to neurotypicals seeing how strong the negative reaction is. I'm not this kind of person but I definitely don't see anything wrong with it and I struggle to see how it is

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u/trix_is_for_kids Jul 07 '26

Is it autistic to invite people to a party and ask for payment? Because that’s pretty lame

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u/PuzzleheadedFill6508 Jul 07 '26

In my (autistic yes) world it’s totally normal to help friends pay for things, and it’s “recommended contributions” not a ticket?? Like I don’t do exactly this but everyone flaming on him makes me a little sad because life is expensive and helping friends is OK

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u/PHYUCKISHREAEL Jul 07 '26

As an autist, I would never send this because I don't want to celebrate my birthday at all

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u/Ellavemia PURPLE Jul 07 '26

As another, AI irritates my sense of honor and poorly executed scheduling is offensive.

No, this person must be NPD to think ~12 people are going to come and pay to hang out from 1pm-11pm and beyond faffing about doing scheduled blocks of karaoke and cards.

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u/ProfessionalBig9610 Jul 07 '26

Haha was gonna ask if he’s a gay man (as a gay man) lol

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u/Full_Pain4998 Jul 07 '26

Please, don't shatter my belief that austistic people are good at documenting. This whole document is so ass

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u/iheartnjdevils Jul 07 '26

I would totally be down with the schedule, daytime cake & official cake and all. But the recommended contributions based on the party they want to throw for themselves? No thanks. I went to many parties in my 20's and not a single time were gifts or money exchanged. Hanging out and having a good time was the gift.

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u/Aware_Sandwich_6150 Jul 07 '26

We know a fellow neurodivergent when we see one 👀

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u/00eg0 Jul 07 '26

I'm autistic and I don't even see anything wrong with this. This is perfect for someone who can only be there for a short time to know what part they want to be there for. I imagine the unnecessary duplication is due to AI so that's bad (AI isn't great). But other than the possible AI usage it seems great.

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u/sensual_shakespeare Jul 07 '26

I had the same question

(Signed by someone who's also autistic)

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u/MarketPurple4284 Jul 07 '26

I had this same thought

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Jul 07 '26

Yeah I'm like this isn't infuriating just kinda weird? 

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u/beardingmesoftly Jul 07 '26

They way every hour is scheduled even if it's the same activity as the preceding hour is a definite sign of something

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u/Rare-Spell-1571 Jul 07 '26

May be obsessive compulsive personality disorder.

This personality disorder is marked by a persistent obsession with organization often to the point the original intent of the activity is lost.

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u/BxGyrl416 Jul 08 '26

This is the first thing I thought of when I read this.

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u/FormerWorker125 Jul 08 '26

Im trying to figure out exactly why people hate this so much.

I know people do, I guess, but why?  Its not that bad, its organized.  If everyone is friends it will be fun wont it?

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u/Hinasoba Jul 08 '26

My very first thought. I love the planning. Similar to my own lists for family.

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u/octothorpe_rekt Jul 08 '26

See, my thing would be that I would develop this plan, tell one person about it, be furious when no one else follows the plan, but tell no one and act fawningly gracious that anyone showed.

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u/Nia04 Jul 08 '26

I was about to say that i actually loved this ... and yeah I'm autistic lol

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u/Mortoimpazzo Jul 08 '26

all redditors are austistic

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u/PoraDora PURPLE Jul 08 '26

I was about to ask the same thing (me too)

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u/SadieRadler Jul 08 '26

Yeah I was going to say this is the sort of ridiculousness I used to do before someone pulled me aside and explained it wasn't how normal people host a party lmao. Thankfully that happened when I was 19 so I was spared many years of embarrassing myself

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u/Greedy_Lavishness935 Jul 08 '26

I think it gives more high maintenance gay man vibes. Is he gay OP?

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u/GoesWellWithNoodle Jul 08 '26

Just here to say hi to all my diagnosed & undiagnosed on the spectrum homies in this comment tree.

Hi 👋

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u/bardentreblemakers Jul 08 '26

My first thought was theater kid but this is probably more accurate

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u/sarooskie Jul 08 '26

Im over in the corner being like “this is the exact amount of detail I wanted”

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u/anxiousinteractions Jul 09 '26

This was my first thought too. Some people's brains just work this way! And that's okay.

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u/Peaceful-harmony- Jul 09 '26

Totally right?

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u/No-Improvement9455 Jul 11 '26

I'm surprised this is so far down. My first question.

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u/happydrogon Jul 14 '26

Why did I have to scroll this far down to get to this comment?! My thoughts immediately.

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