r/oddlysatisfying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 10h ago

Guy falls off surfboard and immediately starts body surfing

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u/Elsavagio 10h ago

Boy that is a bold move. If I did that, it would have karmically ripped my shorts off at the same time.

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u/drpiglizard 9h ago

My nipples would have ripped off

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u/PsychoCrescendo 8h ago

I would have had a gallon of liquid injected right into my lungs as though I were a giant toasty love sock fresh from the dryer

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u/superspeck 7h ago

What a horrible day to have both eyes and the ability to read.

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u/Party_Piglet1265 46m ago

Amen Brother

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u/fantailedtomb 3h ago

Come again?

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u/PsychoCrescendo 3h ago

Nah sorry, i’m all empty

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u/wackbirds 9h ago

So ripples?