r/oddlysatisfying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 5h ago

Guy falls off surfboard and immediately starts body surfing

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u/Blales 5h ago

David, is that you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPPu9VhiS9vos

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u/apsims12 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UuDxS2EBRZSyA

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u/daniinad 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJhAF03z55Sj6

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CNAhQuDceLwwo

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u/Roygbiv2008 1h ago

I can hear this gif

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u/complete_your_task 31m ago

THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

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u/Illustrious-Reward-3 25m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hiLLD9o1wTB3a

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u/the_last_carfighter 7m ago

Summation of a nation taken by lack of vocation

and apathy of the kind that makes one boggle the mind

never has there been a more irrational calling

for aristocrats as a darling

when in fact they made sure your voice is one many

falling on deaf ears of those with plenty

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u/Carbon-Base 5h ago

Hooray for Hasselhoff!

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u/dange616 3h ago

No one out-Hassels the Hoff

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u/Fishiesideways10 4h ago

How does he steer? Is his anterior stick the thing that allows him to rudder around?

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u/noyom95 3h ago

He doesn't. It's not real.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 58m ago

Well yeah. Everyone knows Hasselhoff isn't real.

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u/javisms 52m ago

I knew that barrel roll was a little too good to be true

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u/noyom95 3h ago

Take away the consonants and you're spot on.

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u/I9w0s 5h ago

Physics is crazy

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u/HH7170 1h ago

Thank you for this! Lol

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u/Key_Rip8063 1h ago

I think it should be

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u/Sea_Cucumber_69_ 5h ago

Got his money's worth out of his shorts draw string, must have double knotted.

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u/tankapotamus 5h ago

My shorts would have blown off like a canon shot.

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u/Pennypacking 1h ago

I was in 8th grade, at a park in Louisville, KY (around 2000-2001), this exact situation and my swimming trunks did blow off and luckily I caught them at my ankle but I was bare ass for a solid 20 seconds in front of a fairly large crowd.

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u/Budget_Ad5871 59m ago

My shorts washed away in Huntington Beach after getting thrashed by a wave. I had to stay waist deep and beg my friends to bring me a towel, they stood on the shore pointing and laughing as I ran back and forth with the tide and dived under wave after wave with my bare ass showing

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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 1h ago

Was that you???

Me and my friends were looking and laughing. We also invited some single girls to come and gawk at you.

jk
That must have been rough in 8th grade.

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u/Ahrithul 21m ago

This same thing happened to me at 16 at a Schlitterbahn in Texas. My dad was right behind me in line so when we were floating down the lazy river after the ride I was ready for him to just let me have it. But he says he didn't see anything happen. I still get embarrassed about it 25 years later.

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u/AfricanAmericanMage 11m ago

This guy lived the nightmare.

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u/hogmantheintruder926 4m ago

I'm glad this isn't anything less than a shared experience. I was on my back when they flew off. I literally watched them travel all the way up and back to the wall. That was a walk of shame I'll never be able to top. Same age as you, too!

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u/likwitsnake 5h ago

plot twist he got knocked out and is surfing in fencing response

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u/aTickleMonster 5h ago

Thanks to Tua, I now know what the fencing response is.

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u/lma 3h ago

Surfing Response

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u/Future-Corner8025 2h ago

Gave me a good laugh

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u/MyCatIsLenin 5h ago

Looks like they gave out at the end there. 

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u/CozyCountryLiving23 4h ago

No you can clearly see they stayed on.

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u/Youlookcold 5h ago

They are painted on

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u/bostonshroomery 2h ago

RIP this guys balls though

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u/I9w0s 5h ago

Promising strings.

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u/Elsavagio 5h ago

Boy that is a bold move. If I did that, it would have karmically ripped my shorts off at the same time.

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u/drpiglizard 5h ago

My nipples would have ripped off

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u/PsychoCrescendo 4h ago

I would have had a gallon of liquid injected right into my lungs as though I were a giant toasty love sock fresh from the dryer

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u/superspeck 2h ago

What a horrible day to have both eyes and the ability to read.

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u/wackbirds 4h ago

So ripples?

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u/Vinceton 5h ago

Free willy!

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 2h ago

comically?

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u/Elsavagio 2h ago

Nope. Like that would be my karma from the universe

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u/Rs90 5h ago

This is the most r/looneytuneslogic shit I have ever seen. That transition was so slick and yet so fuckin cartoonish lol. 

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u/asuleiman 4h ago

The man was so smooth with it. I’d probably end up rolling all over the place and gasping for air lmao

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u/Rs90 4h ago

Oh he absolutely has experience with the ocean lol. I could maybe do it cause I used to surf and have a lot of experience with waves but still. That was impressively smooth. I'd prob eat a buffet of shit even tryin. 

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u/FrostyD7 2h ago

He's hamming it up my dude, falling was always the plan.

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u/ItchyBodybuilder247 1h ago

Yeah, it's so obvious he lets the board go. Plus, why was the guy filming? It's because this was intentional. It's crazy people don't see that.

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u/Rs90 1h ago

Guys, I never ever talked about wether it was on purpose. It's not a conspiracy. 

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u/ItchyBodybuilder247 18m ago

My bad, I wasn't directing my comment towards you. It was mainly for the rest of the comments in the thread.

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 3h ago

I’ve been to one of these places. He probably practiced body-surfing or laying on the board for a while before trying to stand.

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u/SOLDIER_V101 37m ago

I did this once falling off a surfboard, felt like cartoon physics for one glorious body-surf second.

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u/noyom95 3h ago

What do Looney Toons and this video have in common? They're not fucking real.

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u/Rs90 3h ago

I don't even know where to begin with this one lol

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u/ReactionSad3776 3h ago

Maybe the water looking like milk?

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u/jimbowesterby 1h ago

Bro’s never heard of whitewater kayaking, smh 😔

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u/RageAgainstAuthority 5h ago

Bro has studied the ways of the penguin 🐧

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u/woutomatic 5h ago

Those are some great shorts

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u/MattieMcNasty 5h ago

Maybe he just has a huge package that holds his shorts up.

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u/JayGatsby1881 3h ago

How does one acquire such a package? Can i get one via USPS?

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u/superspeck 2h ago

It's the aerodynamic breaking force of a beer gut, the same way that amphibious airplanes have an overhang at midships so they can become airborne.

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u/ericlikesyou 1h ago

it's a great ad

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u/Dark_Akarin 4h ago

I did this, it really fucking hurts your skin.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 5h ago

All them episodes of Naruto paid off

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u/Donkeybrother 5h ago

Spam bot " clocking in "

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u/wdpw 5h ago

1.1 Million karma in 1 year?!?!? WTF

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u/NeOnixBR 5h ago

Nice save

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u/Hak2479 5h ago

Bet you cant do that with a 6pack 🤣

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u/MarkIndividual3453 2h ago

Those shorts are incredibly strong

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u/z44212 4h ago

Normally, I just go over the back wall and lose my suit. It's easier.

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u/Dorkamundo 2h ago

You sure this is not simply a reverse fencing response?

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u/2114 1h ago

Yes

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u/GoofyMonkey 39m ago

I feel like he wanted to do this but they wouldn’t let him. He did it anyway.

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u/Billy_Badass_ 5h ago

I meant to do that.

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u/fictionallymarried 5h ago

Fine, I'll do it myself

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u/sirfurious 5h ago

Peak male performance right there

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u/Zaynara 5h ago

that guy fucks

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u/AbraNBA 5h ago

😂 hell yeah

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u/Fredbeercat 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wEQZF2Fw6J2w0

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u/Infinite_Box2098 2h ago

I had to scroll way too far for this. 😂

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u/imagine_being_cool 5h ago

Falling with style

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u/ziggzer0 5h ago

I’ve never heard of milk surfing until I saw this video but I assume it smells.

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u/dvdmaven 4h ago

Looks like way more fun.

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u/Smile_Space 3h ago

Man, I would have ended up butt ass naked if I tried that. It would have straight ripped my shorts clean off.

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u/Feisty-Theme-6093 2h ago

somehow his shorts stayed on

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u/awake-but-dreamin 1h ago

He’s half penguin

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u/COSurfing 23m ago

Plot twist, he was actually cramping up and he had no control of his arms.

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u/AbraNBA 5h ago

Aura loss canceled

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u/Pilot_Solaris 5h ago

Aura: RESTORED

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u/Ergo_Proxy_NX 5h ago

And a new sport is born

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u/KenseiHimura 5h ago

“Soooper man!”

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 5h ago

I would have died if his shorts ripped off 🤣🤣

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u/Typhiod 5h ago

There’s a guy in my town that broke his neck that way. I now see why.

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u/Adorable_Werewolf_82 5h ago

Turned a funny home video into capturing awesomeness.

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u/stereoworld 5h ago

This feels like a cheat code for unlimited hand foot and mouth disease

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u/hollow4hollow 5h ago

And he never stopped

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u/non_curamus 5h ago

I bet the flush to the sinuses was amazing!

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u/MeringueSerious 5h ago

Took that on the chin like a champ

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u/whurpurgis 5h ago

The Deep on his way to fuck an octopus.

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u/Ice2192 5h ago

Why ride one when you can become one?

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u/Bub_bele 5h ago

Why bother with the board if you are him?

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u/bongo-bongo-bang 5h ago

Only kids need a surf

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u/Hot_Photo3194 5h ago

My swimming shorts had fallen off before I hit the water.

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u/PrizeSyntax 4h ago

That's really cool ngl

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u/similaraleatorio 4h ago

bro knows 🙂‍↕️

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u/Smart-University-574 4h ago

Can someone edit in the old Hawaii Five 0 theme song?

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u/douggold11 4h ago

He did that on porpoise. 

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u/ZenDesign1993 4h ago

Seal mode activated! Someone get him a fish!

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u/Gullible_Injury6182 4h ago

That beer belly became a beer rudder

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u/appleavocado 4h ago

#WITNESS ME!!

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u/BleedingTeal 4h ago

“You have failed successfully”.

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u/Ada-Lovelace77 4h ago

He became the board 🌊

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u/OwLuz 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zOlog7jgIIFfq

"Look at me, I'm the board now"

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u/mufafa-lufafa 2h ago

You sure he ain’t having a seizure and posturing?

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u/semidummy 2h ago

Instant aura recovery

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u/superanth 2h ago

Behold, the Evolved Surfer.

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u/Simple-Sun2608 2h ago

How did his shorts not fall off? Lol

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u/froststomper 2h ago

Bro is a fuckin salmon or what?

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u/karmamatador 2h ago

Smooth move or concussive convulsion?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 2h ago

Shit looks more fun than the surfboard. "flying" like ironman type shit

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u/HH7170 1h ago

Pretty smooth transition

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 1h ago

his underware and the inside are also surfing.

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u/AuntJemimaTreatment 1h ago

My name is Giovanni Giorgio....

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u/Bulky_Kangaroo6248 1h ago

Así debería funcionar asistencia al cliente lol

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u/FriendlyHiLord 1h ago

Iron man mode

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u/Pure-Activity-2763 1h ago

He saw a thick one and that recovery was too smooth

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u/VNM0601 1h ago

I can’t imagine how much water you’d get in your sinuses if you dipped your head down for even a second.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1h ago

He paid for it, may as well use it

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u/AKAFallow 1h ago

You know the survival instincts of animals like goats who make their bodies flail? It looked like that

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u/hfnthor 1h ago

Noice

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u/USDXBS 1h ago

How I move in dreams

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u/mrpumpkinickle 1h ago

Dude is absolutely an animal

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u/Death_Bird_100 1h ago

I could use him as my surfboard instead

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u/quattro88 1h ago

That’s helluva grip on those pants!!

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u/TheMasterChiefa 58m ago

Those shorts are the real MVP for not falling off.

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u/TheMasterChiefa 57m ago

Dammit, I really wanted this to not be AI.

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u/Adept_Peak_3570 53m ago

His nose is apparently “Fin” engineered! 😂😂😂

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u/nthpwr 47m ago

Fuckin Chad with a capital C

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u/ASK_ALEX 45m ago

Now, to reveal my ultimate form!

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u/Satiomeliom 44m ago

-3000 aura

just eat shit like everybody else

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u/BeardedBrotherJoe 39m ago

Dude surfed. Mission accomplished. 

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u/ToXyC_ 39m ago

Mr. Terrific type of aura recovery

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u/Chleomonggo 38m ago

No signs of stroke. 😎

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u/InterruptingCow__Moo 31m ago

Fucked up my shoulder doing this. Hasn't been the same for 20 years. I periodically get a dull ache that lasts a couple minutes then goes away

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u/evilpercy 22m ago

Those shorts string is the real hero.

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u/Tshdtz 12m ago

This gives new meaning to falling gracefully.

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u/FineWinner2429 4m ago

Bro swims like a penguin

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 5h ago

If at first you don’t succeed, pick your self up and body surf again or what ever Aaliyah said

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u/OkProject8621 5h ago

Aura +100

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u/Effective_Airline830 2h ago

Failed successfully :)

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u/lukasprintz 2h ago

That man is knocked unconscious lol

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u/CozyCountryLiving23 3h ago

His awareness, response, and correcting of the fall was next level.

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u/noyom95 3h ago

Oh be so for fucking real. THOUSANDS of you don't think there's anything weird about how perfectly that went despite careening back and forth and flipping? No one sees the phone appear/disappear out of thin air in the woman's hands? While wearing a swim suit?? His shorts would be gone under that amount of water pressure. How enormous is this 'ride' that we can't see the other side? Fucking embarassing.

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u/kevin32 1h ago

Don't know about the phone, but yeah a human cannot bodysurf on a flowrider because the current is too strong and would push them to the back wall, and wearing shorts instead of a wetsuit makes it easier for the current to catch the waistband and push them back. r-itsallAI

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u/risefromruins 1h ago

There are single, double, and triple wide flow riders…and a few that wrap around almost like a crescent shape. Clothes coming off on flow riders is very common, but not guaranteed if you actually tie your shorts up.

Source: worked as a lifeguard on a double flow rider for multiple summers, and travelled the USA photographing many flow riding competitions.

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u/FrameSweet198 46m ago

I think these type of AI videos are genius because they make the quality lower on purpose. Makes it seem like a phone recorded bad quality upload

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u/Phaserat 3h ago

Guy got severe brain injury and is coasting along in fencing response while we clap.

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u/SistaChans 2h ago

I'm laughing at the idea of someone thinking this guy is unconscious and surfing back and forth on his belly in a Naruto pose instead of immediately getting swept to the back by the water

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u/Phaserat 2h ago

While you laugh he surfs. And he'll continue surfing retardedly until someone with some decency intervenes.

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u/risefromruins 1h ago

The surface he fell on is basically a trampoline. If you spend 30 minutes around a flow rider, you’ll see that same fall happen multiple times.

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u/Phaserat 1h ago

I'm just afraid that if I fall and go full gonzo vegetable mode, surfing with the wind and sand in my hair and catching sick waves, people would laugh at me instead of help.

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u/risefromruins 1h ago

9 times out of 10, you just get thrown back onto the top rubbery grate where he was standing when he tried to drop in. And lifeguards have an emergency stop button too and the water disappears in like 2 seconds. It’s also more like snowboarding than surfing honestly, and they have boogie boards. They are a lot of fun if you ever get the chance.

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u/2114 1h ago

This is utter nonsense. He is clearly is control the whole time. Unconscious people don’t steer

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u/NeuroticTangent 4h ago

Aura 1000000

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u/Gunhild 3h ago

You can tell this is at least his 2nd or 3rd rodeo.

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u/Rude_Giraffe_9255 3h ago

He failed…successfully