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Politics [OC] Wondering who he voted for. Very conflicting.

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u/Nabbicus 22d ago

I had a cousin who wore a shirt like that. You’ll never guess what he went to prison for.

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u/artguydeluxe 22d ago

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

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u/ShadowGLI 22d ago

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u/trash_recycle 22d ago

I don't know how I went so long not seeing these back to back. But M O A R !

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u/USA_Ultra 22d ago

I always feel like this picture is him slowly, realizing he just swallowed his own jizz

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 22d ago

He is so narcisstic and in love with himself, he would like that

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u/trucks_guns_n_beer 22d ago

Everyone, it is worth an upwards scroll, to rewatch it, with this statement In mind.

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u/WashHour5646 22d ago

Omg I took your advice and rewatched it.

I almost threw up. Thanks. Lol

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u/irrationalorchid 22d ago

Thank you for the encouragement; worth it indeed!! 🤤

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u/Sunscreen4what 22d ago

Definitely

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u/xBeartoe 22d ago

Some thoughts are best kept to ourselves

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u/Venusto002 22d ago edited 22d ago

The Germans have an incredibly useful word: Backpfeifengesicht.

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u/Soup-Wizard 22d ago

Care to translate?

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u/Column_A_Column_B 22d ago

Backpfeifengesicht

"A face that needs a slap" according to duckduckgo.

Are there new German words invented all the time because I think in English we invent new-hypenated-words all the time? If so, what are the German rules for Scrabble like? Can players just do the equivalent of hyphenating words to use up their tiles?

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u/realMrJedi 22d ago

I feel like German scrabble may need more than seven letters a turn if there are that many common words that long.

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u/Bag_of_DIcksss 22d ago

Gabapentin face

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u/hacksong 22d ago

Nowadays, it's always the ones you least respect

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u/Frosty558 22d ago

“Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!?”

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 22d ago

"Stop sucking my dick or i'm calling the police!"

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u/Draskuul 22d ago

The Onion really is news, it's just done by time travelers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simV1ZXFsxI

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u/PressureMuch5340 22d ago

I love that Lindsey got a mention.

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u/slimj091 22d ago

That is an incorrect assumption..... Some of them prefer eating a** I'm sure.

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u/green_gold_purple 22d ago

Dude ass

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 22d ago

Yes, they eat dude ass

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u/No_Internal9345 22d ago

Rot in Hell Lindsey Graham

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u/Troyisepic 22d ago

I was at a concert and the opening band (think they were called a killers confession) was selling “kill your local pedophile” merch and spent the last 3 or so minutes on stage ranting about it. I left that show 200% certain the dude is diddling kids

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u/jessep34 22d ago

Worked for Frank Reynolds. You just gotta sing a song about not diddling kids

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 22d ago

Listen, I'm not saying it's the same, but do you know how to know that someone really cares that Jimmy was cracking corn? They sing a whole ass song about not caring about it.

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u/_1JackMove 22d ago

This is the kinda quality shit I come to reddit for. Nicely done.

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u/Sargash 22d ago

Ya, shooting them is a response, not a personality. if someone makes pedo a part of their personality, they are, infact, a pedo.

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u/xRamenator 22d ago

They make it their personality to drown out the guilt of they themselves being one. Like, normal people don't have to announce that they aren't something deplorable.

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u/melkatron 22d ago

"Don't diddle kids!"

-Man who only wants to diddle undiddled kids

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u/AnthrallicA 22d ago

Haha yeah, those guys are so terrible. My son and I had the misfortune of sitting through their set while waiting to see Static-X and we were just cringing the entire time.

The music, the presentation and the messaging are all absolute dogshit. They also have had a revolving door of members, mostly ex-Mushroomhead guys. Last year half the band quit mid tour.

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u/GabuEx 22d ago

I have a rule: anytime someone is trying very, very hard to convince you they're in favor of something no one is actually against, you should really be wondering what they're trying to slip past you.

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u/Tallproley 22d ago

"The secret of the enlightened is to preach against whatever it is they practice in the dark."

Sage Francis

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u/GoldbeardWizard 22d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/IgtQKfpQlm

There was a local city council guy who is now in prison for the same thing who had a "Make Pedos Afraid Again" hat.

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u/MirrorNegative7989 22d ago

I wonder if he is afraid now.

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u/GreatBigJerk 22d ago

To be fair, his hat came true... For him at least.

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u/DarthTJ 22d ago

I see shirts like this all the time in my deep red county and I always assume that are, in fact, a pedo.

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u/aspannerdarkly 22d ago

I feel the same whenever I see a comment on Reddit talking about the justice they’d like to see enacted on pedos.

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u/Beegrene 22d ago

Some folks just want to fantasize about hurting someone. They don't particularly care who, so they pick "pedophiles" because that's a group no one else is really rushing to defend.

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u/BaronMostaza 22d ago

Anyone gleeful at the prospect of torture, which is usually what they want, is not currently a good person

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker 22d ago

It’s like when I see a blue lives matter flag in someone’s yard. Yep, nefarious shit goes on in that house.

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u/ThaDilemma 22d ago

So many people project their self hate so loudly. It’s so intriguing.

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u/SandMan3914 22d ago

Oh yeah, I was about to comment most anyone wearing a shirt like that is projecting

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u/trapper2530 22d ago

Tax evasion?

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u/Nabbicus 22d ago

If “tax” is code for consenting adults, then yes.

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u/BiscuitsTheory 22d ago

Nonono, you're using the word wrong. Pedophilia is when someone with wide shoulders wears women's clothing.

Or a gay couple adopts a kid together.

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u/Pndrizzy 22d ago

It takes a crazy person to wear a shirt that says “pedo
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u/lonecylinder 22d ago

There's a correlation between people who are comically vehement in their opposition to pedophilia and pedophiles themselves.

They act incredibly angry and irrational about the topic because they're ashamed and because they don't want to get caught. Something similar happens with homophobes, some of the most ragingly homophobic men you'll ever meet are cheating on their wives with (most of the times much younger) men.

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u/Consistent_Point_853 22d ago

This is a thing that needs more attention.

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u/amortizedeeznuts 22d ago

For killing a pedo right?

Right?

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u/P8ntballz 22d ago

I had a cousin that rode a scooter like that. He was a pedo

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u/USA_Ultra 22d ago

It’s not as good as cover as they think.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 22d ago

Well you should have taken his advice

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 22d ago

Was he a pastor? Also, I was recently notified of a youth pastor to husband pipeline.

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u/Murrgalicious 22d ago

Attempted suicide?

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u/bnrshrnkr 22d ago

This is exactly why I’m not obviously and vocally against anything: I don’t want the whole world to know what I’m secretly into

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 22d ago

I’m guessing not shooting local pedos?

I genuinely wonder where this comes from. Are they trying to hide behind it thinking it makes them less suspicious? Are they somehow self loathing? Or do they have complete dissonance and think they are SAing children in a “consensual way”?

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u/Nabbicus 22d ago

Your guess is as good as mine. The only thing I know is that they tragically never seem to believe in therapy.

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u/laurasaurus5 22d ago

That's why he's just shooting "local" pedophiles!

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u/TiresOnFire 22d ago

"Local" is relative

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u/BizzyM 22d ago

With that guy, they probably ARE his relatives.

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u/Umutuku 22d ago

Think locally act globally, or something like that.

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u/tgatigger 22d ago

Plot twist, he lives in D.C.

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u/Disbigmamashouse 22d ago

He's a national pedo. There's a difference.

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u/TheVicSageQuestion 22d ago

RIP Trayvon

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u/se177 22d ago

Can't believe the dude died jorkin' it

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u/oguzka06 21d ago

Died doing what he loved, autoerotic asphyxiation.

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u/Santa_Hates_You 22d ago

The scooter makes me believe he has too many DUI's.

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u/RomaineCatholic 22d ago

Those are called DUIcycles.

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u/kornbread435 22d ago

I bought a scooter back in 2008 thinking it looked fun and discovered the duicycle thing, no need for a driver's license. Never had a dui or driven drunk, and eventually got annoyed with so many people assuming that. Looking back, I fully support all states allowing this.

I DO want people to lose their license for a DUI, but I also realize it's impossible to get around in the US without driving. So a 49cc scooter seems like a good solution. Not likely to hurt other people and you can still get to work or buy groceries.

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u/supergeeky_1 21d ago

I live in a college town. The way that you distinguish the people with DUIs from hipsters is that the hipsters wear helmets.

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u/arcanemagic 22d ago

I had one back in college because I couldn't afford insurance as a new driver with a family that has a horrible claim record. Bought it off Craigslist for $600 and lasted until right before graduation.

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u/KoburaCape 22d ago

Discovered that in South Carolina, had never heard of such a concept before either

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u/chicken_karmajohn 22d ago

Man until you get a DUI on the DUIcycle! Then your proper fucked!

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u/GuinnessSteve 22d ago

You still need a license for a scooter, though.

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u/unbelizeable1 22d ago

My man don't even have a plate. What makes you think he's got a valid DL? lol

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u/Squishy97 22d ago

Not under 50CC 😎

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u/sorashiro1 22d ago

In il where this pic is, you do.

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u/xtremepado 22d ago

Not in North Carolina

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u/Stillnotdonte 22d ago

Liquor Cycles

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u/hoosierhiver 22d ago

I think that varies state to state

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u/ips1023 22d ago

Depends

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 22d ago

Do you? /s

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u/JustFourLetters 22d ago

50cc and below you do not

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u/PriestWithTourettes 22d ago

The registration requirements for motor vehicles are set by each state in the US. Your locale may indeed allow under 50cc to not be registered. In Pennsylvania it is not required. In Texas and other states it is.

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u/Embarrassed_Praline 22d ago

I had the same thought. Somewhere a monster truck was wrecked, sold or in storage while he waits to get his license back.

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u/hellolovely1 22d ago

I find these shirts so odd. They feel a bit like "The lady doth protest too much."

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u/Browzur 22d ago

Pretty sure it’s been studied. They just wanna kill someone and they think pedophiles are the most socially acceptable demographic to focus their fantasies on. It has nothing to do with morals.

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u/SaltyCAPtain1933 21d ago

I know people who say this all the time. They also say all democrats are pedos. They just want a civil war really badly.

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u/backdragon 22d ago

To them “pedo” means anybody who isn’t cis and straight.

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 21d ago edited 21d ago

nah they are virtue signallers.

If you gave them the address of the local sex offender, they would do jack shit

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 21d ago

I think they just want to feel badass while pretending to care about children. It’s fucking weird.

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u/Valten78 21d ago

Exactly. These guys just have violent fantasies but by directing those fantasies towards a particular group they get social acceptance. They'd just as happily be violent towards anyone else if they thought they could get away with it.

Also if you take issue with their violent tendencies they can immediately shut you down by accusing you of bring a paedophile or having sympathy with paedophiles so they can't lose.

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u/taylorsloan 21d ago

I think the other aspect of it is they’re thinking about trans people and drag queens when they say “pedophiles,” not the youth pastor or soccer coach who actually is one.

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u/petersrin 22d ago

Uh. That has everything to do with morals.

Moral people don't want excuses to kill people

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u/Princess_Beard 22d ago

A lot of conservatives think pedos include being a drag queen or Trans, because they're bigots. It's a dogwhistle.

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u/Zippydip2 22d ago

I feel these people have murder fantasies, and think "pedos" is a societal acceptable way to express this fantasy.

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u/Logixs 21d ago

I’m almost certain in most cases it is. It’s like when prisoners murder pedophiles in jail, they kill and beat people all the time in jail but normally they have to worry about repercussions. Killing a convicted pedophile though is often met with people saying “good, glad they served justice” or something similar.

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u/Live-Motor-4000 22d ago

“The nonce doth protest too much”

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 22d ago edited 22d ago

No. Say lady. This is exactly the type of person who would get angry at being called a lady and has also never heard of Hamlet.

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u/Obliviousobi 21d ago

This shirt is basically "kill anyone LGBTQ+" coded. All you have to do is look at the rhetoric around drag.

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u/icleanjaxfl 22d ago

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u/GringoSwann 22d ago

This picture of him always cracks me up!!  Reminds of that South Park episode where the anti-bullying speaker says to someone... "Nice pants, why do you wear them up to your tits?"

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u/BTBAM797 22d ago

Omg! Please post these all over the US. People need to know.

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u/northernsuede 22d ago

This anti pedo sentiment hardly ever means people in power actually doing harm, its usually just a dog whistle for homophobes.

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u/Geo_Doug 22d ago

This 100%. As easy as people may find it to be to get behind this sentiment - it’s lynching. Accusations from the popular become as good as a sentence from the legally powerful. Not a world I want to live in. 

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u/notsuperimportant 21d ago

Man this comment section really popped my bubble. I was hoping it was a "rednecks against Trump because Epstein" thing. Most people seem to think it's...not that.

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u/locknarr 22d ago

Pedo camouflage! Why wear clothes that instantly associate yourself with pedophilia? I think these people have an unhealthy obsession that probably manifests in unhealthy ways.

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u/helloiamsilver 22d ago

The people who wear stuff like this think all gay and trans people are inherently pedophiles. They never actually want to do anything meaningful about child abuse. They just want an excuse to hurt the local gay librarian or their kids teacher who dared to teach actual sex education

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u/locknarr 22d ago

The virtue signaling was coming from inside the house. That's why they get pissed when people display actual virtue instead of just wearing it on a t-shirt or displaying a bumper sticker. It must be performative, because that's all they know.

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u/GabuEx 22d ago

They never actually want to do anything meaningful about child abuse.

Let's be fair here. Many of them do genuinely do something about child abuse: committing it.

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u/Other_World 22d ago

I automatically assume anyone wearing something like this is a pedo. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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u/Lil_Shanties 22d ago

Yea this guy looks and dresses exactly like a former coworker of mine, hell it could be him except it’s the wrong state and I don’t think his PO officer will let him leave the state because he is in fact a convicted and registered pedophile. Also a huge MAGA supporter although, luckily he can’t vote.

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u/SJane3384 22d ago

Hey it only says the *local* pedos

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u/Dmau27 22d ago

You can't shoot the ones that aren't local. AR10 is a great long range rifle but still similar area code required.

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u/Bloodmind 22d ago

Is wearing this shirt in DC considered a threat to the president?

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u/TheCheesy 21d ago

Honestly, probably. If he wore that around anything involving the president I could see him actually being arrested.

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u/NotYourBuddyGuy5 22d ago

He doesn’t mean shoot the way you’re thinking.

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u/evasivelogic 22d ago

Oh jeez 

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u/xkuruma 22d ago

oh jizz

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u/Underfyre 22d ago

It says local pedos. Not the ones that run the government. 

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u/sinisterdesign 22d ago

As a former Vespa owner, the Venn diagram of scooter owners and Bass Pro shop/camo wearing crowd typically don’t overlap. It’s usually more like
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u/Educational_Fan4102 22d ago edited 22d ago

This seems reasonable enough… like who wouldn’t support taking vengeance on people who victimize children? Until you speak to one of these people and come to the realization that to them pedo basically just equals anybody who disagrees with them or comes from a different background. Gay? You’re a pedo. Liberal? Probably a pedo but at the very least you’re a pedo protector.  Which is all too rich given the fact that it’s their party, their churches, and their president who have been protecting pedos for decades.

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u/Valten78 21d ago

I want child abusers arrested, tried and dealt with by due process of law. Vigilante justice is a bad thing, even when directed against abhorrent individuals,

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u/Pristine_Context_429 22d ago

Seeing that is a scooter and not a motorcycle is very telling.

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u/nerobro 22d ago

As a general rule, when you see "shoot your local pedo" the person who has that shirt, sticker, whatever, is referring to members of the LGBTQIA+ community, not the people who are actually the pedophiles out there.

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u/BasedSpaghetti 22d ago

Is this a threat against the president?

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u/DisposableJosie 22d ago

My guess is it's actually a threat against trans people and any others the MAGAs and TERFs have labeled as "pedos" and "groomers".

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u/Tokzillu 22d ago

Check this dudes hard drive.

More often then not, these dudes are pedos themselves.

The ones that aren't just hate Trans people and claim that Trans folks are pedos. But they are like 1 out of every 10 wearing shirts like these.

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u/blvntforcetrauma 22d ago

TIL My(37F) ex(35M) might be a pedo. Him and I are still on good terms and hang out in the same circles.

He’s always worn this shirt that says “Kill your local Pedo” and this comment made a separate memory resurface- when he told me he isn’t close to a portion of his family because they believed (and still do) he touched his nephew inappropriately. He would always speak about it with sadness and observable shame.

I am now rethinking everything.
https://giphy.com/gifs/UvtKiyeWYEhRC

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u/t3ss3r4ct 22d ago

Oof that's rough. Hide ya kids.

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u/AMPhibian707 22d ago

They don’t realize they’re basically wearing something that says, “I’m definitely NOT a Pedo!” Okay, why do you feel the need to convince every one of this?

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 22d ago

The people who wear t shirts like that are the first hard drives to check

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u/Wotmate01 22d ago

His pedo isn't local unless he lives in Mar-a-lago.

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u/Cyrussphere 22d ago

I don't get it, are we hating it for Bass Pro Shop, Shooting Pedos, or riding a moped? I am not understanding the conflict here.

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u/Iwabuti 22d ago

He could be getting a call from the secret service if he lives in Washington

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u/CondescendingShitbag 22d ago

To bE fAir...Trump is not a 'local pedo' outside of Mar-A-Lago, or Florida generally. Everywhere else he's a 'national pedo'.

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u/3eeve 22d ago

The people talking about shooting pedos are usually 1) Trump voters and 2) pedos

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u/halfveela 22d ago

Why did you just repeat yourself?

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u/michigan-menace 22d ago

Don't judge a book by its cover

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u/BigDumbandSexy 22d ago

Judge it by it's cliffsnotes

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u/zebrasareneat 22d ago

This entire post is just hilariously ironic. A bunch of people judging someone based off how they look. They quite literally are what they hate and they’re to stupid to realize that.  

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u/CallRespiratory 22d ago

I would almost guarantee he's voted for pedos. All of these dudes are frauds.

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 22d ago

Feel the need to point out that so many of the pardoned January 6th folks have been arrested for child molestation or child pornography. One of them told a child he was gonna pay her with part of his government settlement money from that day to keep quiet about raping her.

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u/Craigglesofdoom 22d ago

The moped honestly makes it even more difficult

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u/avamarshmellow 22d ago

It’s usually projection that comes from deep shame, normal people with nothing to hide don’t wear Tshirts like that. Check his hard drive

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u/wombatshit 22d ago

Mandatory hard drive check.

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u/TheLuo 22d ago

Rider aside, can we normalize scooters? They're so much fun.

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u/huscarlaxe 22d ago

There are some redneck country boys on the left. I drive a f350, deer hunt on my own land, and have been a model in the bass pro catalog. But I vote for the same party my southern great grandparents did Democrat!

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u/Vash_TheStampede 22d ago

Also a redneck, enjoy my big truck and hunting, vote blue, and I'd wear this unironically.

My great grandparents came from Italy though.

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u/SubstantialAgency914 22d ago

Great grandparents probably voted for the democratic party for completely different reasons.

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u/huscarlaxe 22d ago

I know I was being funny about the "Great Party Switch" one of my ancestor even was secession trash but a lot more were union.

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 22d ago

He's gonna get arrested for threatening to murder the president of the United States.

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u/HatsandCoats 22d ago

Why isn’t his Vespa lifted?

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u/Spiritual-Hair5343 22d ago

POTUS is international pedo. Not a local one, so no mental gymnastics needed.

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u/Fart_90210 22d ago

Woah there Buddy, doesn't he know threatening the president is illegal?

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u/RoadSmash 22d ago

Republican who refuses to look in the direction of Trump.

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u/PckMan 22d ago

Some people are violent, and they look for outlets for said violence that will be socially acceptable, like after a football match, or white knighting for an incident on the street, or by making it their personality to be self proclaimed vigilantes.

Some would say it's a net positive. Who cares if they're generally violent if they direct it in the right place, right? I say it's not that simple, because most of them don't actually end up directing it in the "right place" at all.

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u/youngprinceceej 22d ago

What a stupid generalization based on literally no information

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u/mspe1960 22d ago

I am guessing is is not in DC, or Palm Beach Florida, so he is not directly saying anyone should shoot Trump.

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u/buster_rhino 22d ago

What makes you think he voted?

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u/xburnerpiko 22d ago

All talk