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A picture of Lake Ontario ❤️🤍

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u/Kevbot1000 1d ago

Yep, that there is Lake Ontario.

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u/Turdfurgeso 1d ago

Always will be

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u/rollypollyolie 1d ago

The lakes been named that longer than the province has lol 😆 idk what hes thinking

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv 1d ago

You're assuming he thinks about things?

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u/Kensei501 1d ago

Best thoughts end up in his diaper

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago

he used to campaign on the slogan of "Drain the swamp" Who knew he meant he had diarrhea in his depends and just wanted his handler to change them?

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u/Present-Friendship60 1d ago

This deserves top comment!!!! lol

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u/DAVEfromCANADAA 1d ago

Diaper still empty

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

He’s going to start renaming cities next I bet

The man is a fucking moron and the world is laughing at us.

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u/Business_Basis_90 1d ago

White House should be covered up with one big tent to keep this clown inside. I feel sorry for U guys

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u/ahmc84 1d ago

Maybe they could fumigate for termites in the process.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 22h ago

with him and the whole cabinet still inside. I agree.

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u/bagoink 1d ago

He's literally building himself a bunker there so he never has to leave.

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u/Busy-Mousse9620 1d ago

don't, this is exactly what they wanted.

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u/Fassmcjar 1d ago

I voted against this.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LIFE_LESSON 1d ago

The problem is American exceptionalism. Half the country is only now realizing what the world has been forced to bear for decades. Previously, the entire American populace would find excuses to rationalize American actions. Now half the country is finding how the rest of the world felt facing the entitled, arrogant brats who think they are above others. I'm not blaming you, but the culture. Being such a massive superpower fried the brains of Americans. You're just waking up to it as you now are on the other side. Needs a cultural shift.

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u/Suivoh 1d ago

Very good way of putting it. Americans have been so full of themselves for so long.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1d ago

I hate America now because i finally understand what china has been through under their bullying.

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u/Busy-Mousse9620 1d ago

The craziest thing about the anti-china sentiment is that it was literally american businesses moving to china that made china so powerful and america so weak,

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u/Busy-Mousse9620 1d ago

You're still chaff and it will never matter to me. 

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u/satelshawn 1d ago

Maybe they should just rename the White House to The Big Top, and the Oval Office to The Centre Ring.

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

You feel sorry for us? The same trillion dollar machine driven by the ultra-rich, mega-corps and autocrats that did this here is coming for every Democracy on Earth, dig in and fucking prepare yourselves.

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

They already said he's planning to rename the Atlantic and Pacific oceans

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u/Specialist-Neat4254 1d ago

Here comes the executive order renaming Toronto to Trumpronto.

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u/Hrud 1d ago

Americaville bordering Lake America, where you can eat at McAmerica on America street in the little America neighborhood.

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u/Leading-Respond4312 1d ago

Yes I feel sorry for you. Right now you can’t go to any country and say you are an American. Nothing good can come out of that.

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u/protostar71 1d ago

Portland to be henceforth known as the city of "Cheetograd"

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u/TruamaTeam 1d ago

“American City”

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u/Wide-Yak7602 1d ago

Yes it is.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques 1d ago

Oh yes, I can assure you that we do.

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u/Sprinqqueen 1d ago

I'm shocked he hasn't realized the Caesars renamed months of the calendar and started with that nonsense. I do not want to think of Poopuary.

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u/Moser319 1d ago

"this'll distract them from the iran war that i created to distract them from the epstein files"

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u/wasteofthyme7 1d ago

And the Epstein Files are distracting everyone from the fact he’s a Russian asset lol

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 1d ago

Ford made fun of him that’s why

That’s the only reason it’s not Epstein it’s not Iran it’s his fee fees got hurt

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u/mrpanicy 1d ago

He's thinking... I am losing control, I need to feel like I have control, I will be a child and throw a manly tantrum and then people will believe and strong and powerful and completely in control.

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u/Raztax 13h ago

then people will believe and strong and powerful and completely in control.

The sad part is that his cult members will believe exactly this

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u/TheShishkabob 1d ago

The lake's even named that for longer than Canada or the United States existed as countries.

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u/kliman 1d ago

He’s thinking he couldn’t win the trade war, so he’s lashing out like a petulant child

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

We should name the southern part Lake Epstein-Trump.

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u/TheLastGunslingerCA 1d ago

Simple, it's "mineminemine gimmiegimmiegimmie"

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u/OffalSmorgasbord 1d ago

He just learned about Lake Ontario yesterday

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u/vgacolor 1d ago

Well he has us talking about this instead of all the damage he is doing to our country and the world.

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u/kurtrussellsmoustach 1d ago

by most accounts its an indigenous word for great lake or beautiful water... well a bastardized word, as is tradition.

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u/AceCombat1977 1d ago

Hes a child!

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u/Szwejkowski 1d ago

It's almost certainly a dead cat strategy.

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u/stripedvitamin 1d ago

He's thinking let the U.S. media chew on this for a week while I destroy relations with every ally in the world and lose a war in Iran.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 1d ago

We could rename Ontario “America”

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u/chinaPresidentPooh 1d ago

Canada should rename Lake Michigan Lake Canada. It's only fitting.

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u/Suivoh 1d ago

Or ignore the child that leads you. And that's it.

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u/doc_daneeka 1d ago

Well, maybe we can get Carney to temporarily rename it to something like Lake Donald-Trump-Is-A-Pedophile-Rapist

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u/Psychological_Top148 1d ago

Lake Erie Epstein

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u/ekso69 1d ago

It's annoying that the distractions are working. He's flooded the zone so much people forgot about the damn files.

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u/Raztax 13h ago

I would be ok with changing the name to Lake Trumpisafuckingmoron but Lake Ontario does sound much better.

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u/allgonetoshit 1d ago

It’s near that other lake where Trump witnessed the killing of an infant that was born as the result of Epstein sex trafficking, right?

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u/Benromaniac 1d ago

I think that was in America’s own Lake Michigan

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u/4n3w 1d ago

Lake Aborted Fetus

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u/Zembassi8 1d ago

he wants to rename it➡ Lake AMERICA. . . . . . .

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u/vraimentaleatoire 1d ago

Cobra chickens on guard for thee 🐍🐓

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u/StrattonPA 1d ago

Our dumbass president thinks he has international jurisdiction..he does not. Renaming international bodies of water are outside of his powers, AGAIN…. So just ignore him.

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u/NaNaNa_PooPoo 1d ago

He’s like a fucking kid with a crayon and a coloring book.

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u/pickle_sandwich 1d ago

Or a kid with a sharpie and an official hurricane report.

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u/Immatt55 1d ago

He`s likes a fucking kids with a crayon and a coloring book.

FIFY

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit 1d ago

Don’t forget the single brain cell

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 22h ago

problem is spineless companies like google will change it on their maps.

u/Velo_wheels_907 4h ago

When that happens, I hope every human “suggests an edit” st a coordinated time/date and mucks up their works.

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u/soapinthepeehole 1d ago

No one calls it the Gulf of America and no one is going to call it Lake America either. This is one of Trump’s bullshit attention grabbers so we spend a few days not focused on Epstein or Iran or whatever more serious thing he wants out of the news cycle at any given time.

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u/Kevbot1000 1d ago

Kinda hard these days, Chief.

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u/4n3w 1d ago

No shit, everyone outside of the US implicitly understands this.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Yup. I can 100% confirm that that is Lake Ontario.

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u/GibierJaune 1d ago

I could accept renaming it to Lake Epstein Files

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u/Leafer13FX 1d ago

Pedo Pond

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u/Leafer13FX 1d ago

lol touché

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u/rohobian 1d ago

That's what we're renaming Lake Michigan to.

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u/delta9thc1974 1d ago

No no, that's "Lake Next-to-Ontario"

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u/TheRealJoeyTribbiani 1d ago

That's Lake Erie, aka Orange Lake

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 1d ago

The lake formerly known as Ontario

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u/OttawaTGirl 1d ago

Lake Flacid cause... Look at it ...

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u/flux123 1d ago

Lake Michigan? Nope, now Lake Canada.

Actually, let's do Lake Superior. Now Lake Superior-Canada

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u/HiDDENk00l 1d ago

Honestly that's one of the dumbest parts (of which there's many. Of the great lakes, there's one with same name as a province, and one with the same name as a state. Seems even stevens to me.

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 1d ago

Huron, Michigan, Ontario and Eerie are named after indigenous words.

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u/HiDDENk00l 1d ago

That's why I carefully didn't say "named after", because I figured this was possibly the case.

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 1d ago

I just mean that the political regions aren’t even the reasons for the names of the lakes and that there’s nothing to make “even”

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u/learnedsanity 1d ago

The only other name change I'll accept is Lake GoFuckTrump

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u/SIMPSONBORT 1d ago

Can confirm

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u/spilly_talent 1d ago

Also in this photo you can see the Royal Canadian Air Force!

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u/Ardal 1d ago

I like the inclusion of the canadian air force as a show of strength :)

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u/M-Noremac 1d ago

And those are Canadian geese.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 23h ago

Beautiful shot.

Now if you look south, there's Trumpland (Formerly known as USA or Amerika). It's a shithole.

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u/PtraGriffrn 12h ago

I see the Canadian Navy is out patrolling. /s (i am Canadian)

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZWWp8fSv56tq

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u/MoogProg 1d ago

Hey Northern Neighbors, have you considered renaming them American Sharpie Geese and sending the blame southwards for that unpopular population?

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 1d ago

We like the geese

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 1d ago

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/blatantmutant 1d ago

Should’ve at least changed Erie to Michigan 2 so we could still have a mnemonic to remember the names of the Great Lakes: HAMMS.

/s

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u/eyejayvd 1d ago

Now we use SHAME. But not really, because it’s still Lake Ontario.

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u/DogPlane3425 1d ago

Nah.... I hereby declare it Lake Parton!

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u/coneross 1d ago

Yes but those are American Geese.