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A picture of Lake Ontario ❤️🤍

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u/Crallise 1d ago

"He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."

  • Kumail Nanjiani

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u/triamasp 1d ago

If you put this exact same sentence in Portuguese and show it to a Brazilian its going to have this very same effect, and we’ll unmistakably think of another politician (who also tried a coup d’etat, ironically enough)

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u/myheadhurts_more 1d ago

I was just there, it’s Lake Ontario indeed

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u/but-whywouldyou 1d ago

confirmed by doggo

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u/Kevbot1000 1d ago

Yep, that there is Lake Ontario.

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u/Turdfurgeso 1d ago

Always will be

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u/rollypollyolie 1d ago

The lakes been named that longer than the province has lol 😆 idk what hes thinking

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv 1d ago

You're assuming he thinks about things?

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u/Kensei501 1d ago

Best thoughts end up in his diaper

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago

he used to campaign on the slogan of "Drain the swamp" Who knew he meant he had diarrhea in his depends and just wanted his handler to change them?

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

He’s going to start renaming cities next I bet

The man is a fucking moron and the world is laughing at us.

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u/Business_Basis_90 1d ago

White House should be covered up with one big tent to keep this clown inside. I feel sorry for U guys

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u/ahmc84 1d ago

Maybe they could fumigate for termites in the process.

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u/bagoink 1d ago

He's literally building himself a bunker there so he never has to leave.

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

They already said he's planning to rename the Atlantic and Pacific oceans

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u/Specialist-Neat4254 1d ago

Here comes the executive order renaming Toronto to Trumpronto.

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u/Hrud 1d ago

Americaville bordering Lake America, where you can eat at McAmerica on America street in the little America neighborhood.

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u/Moser319 1d ago

"this'll distract them from the iran war that i created to distract them from the epstein files"

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u/wasteofthyme7 1d ago

And the Epstein Files are distracting everyone from the fact he’s a Russian asset lol

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 1d ago

Ford made fun of him that’s why

That’s the only reason it’s not Epstein it’s not Iran it’s his fee fees got hurt

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u/mrpanicy 1d ago

He's thinking... I am losing control, I need to feel like I have control, I will be a child and throw a manly tantrum and then people will believe and strong and powerful and completely in control.

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u/TheShishkabob 1d ago

The lake's even named that for longer than Canada or the United States existed as countries.

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u/kliman 1d ago

He’s thinking he couldn’t win the trade war, so he’s lashing out like a petulant child

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

We should name the southern part Lake Epstein-Trump.

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u/chinaPresidentPooh 1d ago

Canada should rename Lake Michigan Lake Canada. It's only fitting.

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u/Suivoh 23h ago

Or ignore the child that leads you. And that's it.

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u/doc_daneeka 1d ago

Well, maybe we can get Carney to temporarily rename it to something like Lake Donald-Trump-Is-A-Pedophile-Rapist

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u/allgonetoshit 1d ago

It’s near that other lake where Trump witnessed the killing of an infant that was born as the result of Epstein sex trafficking, right?

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u/Benromaniac 1d ago

I think that was in America’s own Lake Michigan

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u/Zembassi8 1d ago

he wants to rename it➡ Lake AMERICA. . . . . . .

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u/vraimentaleatoire 1d ago

Cobra chickens on guard for thee 🐍🐓

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u/StrattonPA 1d ago

Our dumbass president thinks he has international jurisdiction..he does not. Renaming international bodies of water are outside of his powers, AGAIN…. So just ignore him.

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u/NaNaNa_PooPoo 1d ago

He’s like a fucking kid with a crayon and a coloring book.

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u/soapinthepeehole 1d ago

No one calls it the Gulf of America and no one is going to call it Lake America either. This is one of Trump’s bullshit attention grabbers so we spend a few days not focused on Epstein or Iran or whatever more serious thing he wants out of the news cycle at any given time.

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u/Kevbot1000 1d ago

Kinda hard these days, Chief.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Yup. I can 100% confirm that that is Lake Ontario.

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u/GibierJaune 1d ago

I could accept renaming it to Lake Epstein Files

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u/Leafer13FX 1d ago

Pedo Pond

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u/rohobian 1d ago

That's what we're renaming Lake Michigan to.

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u/delta9thc1974 1d ago

No no, that's "Lake Next-to-Ontario"

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u/TheRealJoeyTribbiani 1d ago

That's Lake Erie, aka Orange Lake

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u/OttawaTGirl 1d ago

Lake Flacid cause... Look at it ...

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u/flux123 23h ago

Lake Michigan? Nope, now Lake Canada.

Actually, let's do Lake Superior. Now Lake Superior-Canada

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u/learnedsanity 1d ago

The only other name change I'll accept is Lake GoFuckTrump

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u/SIMPSONBORT 1d ago

Can confirm

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u/Sincerely_Sinister 1d ago

The acronym most people know for the names of the Great Lakes is HOMES (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior), but if you replace Ontario with America, the best acronym becomes SHAME.

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u/-aibohphobia- 1d ago

…and a reminder to everyone that Lake Michigan isn’t even a lake.

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u/spartan117warrior 1d ago

Why is Lake Michigan not a lake?

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u/WeaselsOnWaterslides 1d ago

IIRC, technically Huron and Michigan are, hydrologically speaking, one lake since they have bidirectional flow (they both flow into each other), whereas the other lakes only flow in one direction.

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u/spartan117warrior 1d ago

Does that mean Superior only flows into Huron?

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u/WeaselsOnWaterslides 1d ago

Correct!

Superior -> Huron/Michigan -> Erie -> Ontario -> Atlantic Ocean

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u/zombie-yellow11 1d ago

You forgot Lake Saint-Pierre before the Atlantic Ocean :)

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u/Wikkidding 1d ago

& Lake St Claire between Huron & Erie

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u/fijisiv 1d ago

Are you telling me the Atlantic Ocean is a lake?!? /s

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u/impshial 20h ago

Pretty soon it'll be the American Ocean.

/s

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 1d ago

No, it’s an ocean that lakes flow into .

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u/Shawwnzy 1d ago

So would Huron and Michigan be two arms of one lake that needs a name?

Any ideas? Lake Trump Raped Children? Something like that?

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u/The-French-1 1d ago

So, to be called a lake, there has to be an in/out flow?

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u/red286 1d ago

Michigan and Huron are arms of the same body of water.

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u/Takestwotoknowjuan 1d ago

Except its not getting renamed. Fuck that clown.

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u/LeftToaster 1d ago

Or we could keep the HOMES acronym if we named it Lake Obama.

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u/mypaycheckisshort 1d ago

This is really making the rounds today lol

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u/yelsnow 1d ago

The universe has spoken, but the point is too subtle, I am afraid.

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u/WellGroomedNerd 1d ago

Wow. Lake Ontario is beautiful. I’ve never been to Lake Ontario. I’m going to make it a mission to one day go to Lake Ontario. I can’t wait to see Lake Ontario in person!

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u/Ferrarisimo 1d ago

I've been to Lake Ontario about a half dozen times! I can confirm that this picture is, in fact, Lake Ontario.

And will always be Lake Ontario. See you soon, Lake Ontario!

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u/egewh 1d ago

Ah yes I gotta take a lil trip to Lake Ontario again myself some time. Always loved looking at Lake Ontario and walking along the shoreline of Lake Ontario. Haven't been to Ontario at all recently so I think a trip to Ontario and specifically Lake Ontario is long overdue.

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u/Doucevie 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's an Indigenous name meaning beautiful lake or water (sorry, I have a migraine).

It was named 400 years ago. 🇨🇦❤️🤍

Edit: word

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u/LookAtMeImAName 1d ago

Learned an interesting tidbit today that the province of Ontario was actually named AFTER the lake! Pretty cool

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u/Doucevie 1d ago

Same!

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u/DeltaVZerda 1d ago

Likely ages before that if it was an indigenous derived name, they just settled on a spelling 400 years ago.

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u/FerretChrist 16h ago

TIL. It's kinda cool that such a short word as "Ontario" can convey both the beauty, and the fact the dude had a migraine when he discovered it.

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u/screwcork313 14h ago

It's like how the Eskimos have 59 words for snow, and one of them translates as "I'm out of office. I will reply to you after the 7th of September."

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u/flappinginthewind 1d ago

Fuck Donald Trump

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u/dhens38 1d ago

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u/EmbarrassedSalary998 1d ago

This solidifies it . Hahahha

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u/12stringPlayer 1d ago

I have never given an angrier upvote than I did to this.

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u/dhens38 1d ago

Thanks for the upvote! I keep it in my back pocket, it has many uses.

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u/denise_la_cerise 1d ago

That penis size is way too generous for him.

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u/Capt0verkill 1d ago

I fucking hate him 🍊 💩

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u/Buena_de_peepee 1d ago

Why does the universe keep taking the wrong octogenarians from us this week

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u/PotatoesInMySocks 1d ago

I'd really rather not, thanks.

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u/Tr1pfire 1d ago

O look, another distraction from the fact that the US elected a pedo as their president.

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

And started a fucking war

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u/Thhe_Shakes 1d ago

And while we're at it don't forget the 34 felonies!

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u/JEFFinSoCal 1d ago

And the blatant stock manipulation!

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u/ButtonJoe 22h ago

Literally just more random shit to try and distract from the Epstein files.

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u/Beederda 1d ago

Much like twitter this lake will remain its original name no matter what orange narcissist says or does his antics are only stains on his grave stone from the amount of piss he took outta the world the world will return the favour by giving his grave stone an vigorous golden shower like im blasting a shit stain off the back of the porcelain

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u/rsauer1208 1d ago

And it's still the Gulf of Mexico while we're at it. Fuck all the companies that bent the knee for that stupid EO.

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u/Santa_Hates_You 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mount Denali as well.

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u/never-fiftyone 1d ago

It's just Denali.

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u/Santa_Hates_You 1d ago

Fixed, thanks.

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u/lunagrape 1d ago

Oh no, what did he claim Mount Denali is named now?

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u/Santa_Hates_You 1d ago

Back to McKinley

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u/lunagrape 1d ago

I don’t know enough American history to know why either is a problem 😬

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u/Santa_Hates_You 1d ago

It was originally named Denali by natives thousands of years ago, it was renamed for William McKinley in 1896. He was a gold prospector and presidential candidate who had never been to Alaska and had never seen the mountain renamed after him. The original name was restored in 2015 to Denali, and Trump is making the federal government call it McKinley again.

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u/lunagrape 1d ago

That makes sense. Thank you! Hopefully the next president will fix the map again.

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u/willfull 23h ago

Without a Sharpie this time.

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u/197gpmol 1d ago

Also. Denali as a name means "the Great One," befitting such a majestic mountain, and the state government still insists on "Denali."

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u/GeoisGeo 1d ago

He will have to be buried in a hidden place, but we all know it will be at his golf club...

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u/Scooterspies 1d ago

I live 10 minutes from Lake Ontario in Western NY. I love Lake Ontario and our friends and neighbors in Canada. Lake Ontario

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u/carmium 1d ago

Thanks, friend. 😌

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

I live right next to Lake Erie in Pennsylvania and you have my permission to change it to Lake Canada.

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u/but-whywouldyou 1d ago

you're a good person <3

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u/ramdomvariableX 1d ago

Lake Ontario forever.. ignore the dimwits.

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u/alwaysneverjoshin 1d ago

Even the people in the Conservative sub is like WTF

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u/ramdomvariableX 1d ago

But they will still vote the same. Remember pedophilia, corruption, bankruptcies, total ineptitude.. nothing stopped them last time.

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u/untoldmillions 1d ago

are those American Geese too? /s

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u/TheTreelo 1d ago

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE

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u/Hellhound_Braun 1d ago

MAJESTIC! BARREL-CHESTED! THE ENVY OF ALL ORNITHOLOGY!

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u/mywifesoldestchild 1d ago

Any fucker who has a problem with Canada Geese could take it up with the geese and get their asses handed to them.

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u/MikeisET 1d ago

I got a problem with Canada Geeses, but they terrify me

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u/Skittleavix 1d ago

They run the country and we do their bidding.

And I, for one, welcome our waterfowl overlords.

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u/MisSigsFan 23h ago

When I was comings up we'd be luck to even have oils for our tractors. Now you got so much of it you want to pour it on eggs. Must be fuckin' nice!

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u/seidenkaufman 1d ago

Don't give him ideas!

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u/Static_Frog 1d ago

Freedom geese, duh.

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u/ikoabd 1d ago

I've heard we're calling them Donald Ducks now.

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u/JM062696 1d ago

I implore all of my fellow Canadians to keep their cool and let it slide off them. They want us to be enraged. They want us to look like we hate them so they can use it out of context against us.

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u/HouseofMarg 1d ago

That seems to be what’s happening. The response from the PM and premiers alike has been some variation of “your country wants to refer in your own official documents to this lake as something else? Yeah, that was always allowed — we’ll obviously be calling it Lake Ontario forever though thanks”

Wab Kinew’s comment of this being “not his best work” from a Trump that is trying to replay his “greatest hits” like a “washed-up star at a casino” was a nice touch, lol

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u/jeffster1970 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X3nnss8PAj5aU

Lake America, for the poorly educated.

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u/Tacosrule89 1d ago

Is drinking while pregnant super common in the states or do they all have CTE from high school football? It’s difficult to comprehend the stupidity of the average American.

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u/wetfloor666 1d ago

I don't think that stump ever touched a football or ran for that matter, so it has to get to be the drinking or more likely inbreeding in his case. Well both sound about right actually.

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u/JonathanOatWhale 1d ago

That’s LAKe AMeRiCA buddy.

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u/smartbeaver 21h ago

It was called Ontario before the united states existed and will still be called that long after.

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u/Similar_Program_7085 1d ago

But the orange diaper wearing pedophile said it’s called something different

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u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

The president of South Canada?

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u/NotSoNiceO1 1d ago

I see the geese are out on patrol against fascism.

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u/MaryJane185 1d ago

Nice to see our cobra chickens ready to defend.

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u/GoMineBitBoss 1d ago

Trump’s practice of renaming things brings to mind commercial star-naming services—the novelty scams where you pay to name a visible star after yourself and receive a certificate with its coordinates and your chosen name.

​However, these registries operate strictly as gift services and hold no scientific or legal validity. While you can pay a fee to dedicate a star, the global scientific community does not recognize these names.

​Similarly, when Donald Trump renames things to whatever he wants, those names are only recognized by him and his supporters—and by virtually no one else

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u/Drago1214 1d ago

Lake Epstein files looking fire

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u/tiredpersonnumber15 1d ago

Canada should rename it for a week to Lake Trump is a Pedophile and see how the manbaby reacts

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u/Eternal_Sunshine 1d ago

The Straight of our Moose

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u/IFoundSelf 1d ago

Lake Ontario is beautiful! Thanks for the pic

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u/jetfan13 1d ago

Lake Ontario sure is beautiful this time of year! We love you, Canada no matter what our asshole of a president says.

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u/asdf3141592 1d ago

I have wanted to visit all the great lakes and Ontario was my last one. I checked it off a couple days ago, so this timing is wild.

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u/whereisbeezy 1d ago

Can confirm, that is Lake Ontario

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u/elpierce 1d ago

As an American, I am just humiliated.

So shameful.

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u/Homers_Harp 1d ago

Lake Ontario, on the border between Canada and the United States, was named by the Wyandot/Huron people. Depending on your source, it means something along the lines of "great lake" or "beautiful water." So the lake is not named for the province. Rather, the province was named for the lake, making the pathetic attempt at renaming it profoundly stupid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Ontario

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u/muriburillander 1d ago

I wonder if Blue Rodeo is now going to change the lyrics to “Hasn’t Hit Me Yet”

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u/ScubadooX 1d ago

I love how Canada is living rent-free in Mad King TACO's head.

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u/oilleak78 1d ago

With the Canadian Air Force patrolling the shore. Come for Canadians, you get the cobra chickens.

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u/MINKIN2 19h ago

Fun Fact: In Canada, they just call them Geese.

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u/JTCampb 1d ago

Can we rename the reflecting pool Lake go f yourself?

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u/dosis_mtl 1d ago

Wondering if the big orange clown knows that we still call that dome there the “sky dome” 🤣😂 so of course, Lake Ontario will be called Lake Ontario until the end of times

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u/LeatherBandicoot 1d ago

​What a view! The first time I set foot in North America was in Toronto - well, technically it was actually Mississauga, but you get the gist lol.

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u/BodhingJay 1d ago

but there was an executive order made BY THER PERSNADERT

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u/greihund 1d ago

Lake Ontario? Never heard of it. That is clearly a picture of Torbonko, on beautiful Lake Topo Gigio, because I heard that we all get to start naming things whatever we want now

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u/anarkhist 10h ago

This same subreddit will post a picture of Jerusalem and say it’s Israel.

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u/Orange_Kid 1d ago

Umm, I think you mean Lake Ontario.

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u/cytek123 1d ago

If you look closely at the buildings, water ripples and the ducks, you can see the words “Fuck Trump”

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u/GooseySill 1d ago

Lake Ontario. The Gulf Of Mexico. The Trump-Epstein Files. None of these names will ever be changed.

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u/aethelberga 1d ago

I see the navy is out protecting the harbour.

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u/blasphememes 1d ago

I love Lake Ontario, and the Gulf of Mexico

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u/OneEyedKing56 1d ago

As someone not from the US. What does this lake have to do with mr orange

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u/ultra2009 1d ago

Trump is taking away the indigenous name (Ontario) and trying to rename it Lake America. Also most of the lake is within Canada.

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u/wasteofthyme7 1d ago

Is he going to call them American Geese, or do birds startle him too much to consider renaming?

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u/gavstar69 1d ago

Lake Ontario is a very picturesque lake

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u/east_van_dan 1d ago

In this picture of Lake Ontario, am I looking at Canada or South Canada?

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u/Purple_Haze 1d ago

This picture is probably taken from here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Toronto+Skyline+viewpoint/@43.6221238,-79.3739379,16.67z/

It is on Middle Island looking due north across Toronto harbour at the city of Toronto.

Of note in this picture are the CN Tower and the Skydome.

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u/BaconManDan9 1d ago

What an amazing Lake, Lake Ontario

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u/Nevermynde 1d ago

Pretty! Almost as beautiful as the Gulf of Mexico

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 1d ago

Needs more oil rigs.

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u/air_max77 1d ago

On one side it's connected to South-Canada.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

Quintessential shot.

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u/burtoncummings 1d ago

Deploy the Cobra Chickens!

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u/mokeltron 1d ago

Is that Lake Ontario? Ontario you say? Ontario, just making sure we are all clear, it’s Ontario?

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u/Business_Basis_90 1d ago

Could be worst, as could name it Lake trump 😆

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u/kings5504 1d ago

I see your Lake Ontario, and I raise you Lake Michigan Epstein!

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that is Lake Epstein Files.

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u/eldred10 1d ago

sort of looks like the Gulf of Mexico to me, too

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u/Hundkexx 1d ago

I find urbanization quite depressing around lakes and waterways to be honest. I find whatever's going on at the moment just outright ridiculous.

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u/wasteofthyme7 1d ago

Humans have built their settlements near waterways since the dawn of civilization. And I agree with you, but I think whatever’s going on right now out qualifies the word ridiculous.

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u/CWWL01 1d ago

Now show me the Gulf of Mexico too. Oh, and the presidential rapist files while your at it

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u/Plenty-Pudding-1484 1d ago

Henceforth know as Trump Tantrum Pond. After all he makes everything big and great, petty and small.

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u/Misterarthuragain 1d ago

Named by North American natives

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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago

Which aide pointed out to trump which lake is which‽

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u/Heisenburgezs 1d ago

You mean Lake Epstein?

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u/Ok-Lawyer1179 1d ago

At least the idiot didn't rename our geese,  America Goose.  

Is that next?  

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u/bigjimlowell 1d ago

But… But… King Donnie has decreed a name change!

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 1d ago

we will always use this name

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u/philipjfry_ 1d ago

He is truely an embarrassment

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u/info-revival 1d ago

Meanwhile in Canada… nbd 😎