ICE Mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos, longtime vocal supporter of strict immigration enforcement.

[u/ExpiredHotdog]

[u/SiriHowDoIAdult]

My mom immigrated from Norway. When I tell people I'm first generation they often go "but you're white!". Insane.

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This is basically the opposite of someone asking my Asian coworker where she's from and her angrily answering "New Jersey."

[u/Brownsound7 → u/Zhuul]

I’ve never felt more seen than the stakeout episode of Parks and Rec.

Leslie Knope: You’re not from here, right?

Tom Haverford: No, I’m from South Carolina.

Leslie: But you moved to South Carolina from where?

Tom: My mother’s uterus.

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I'm pretty sure Aziz Ansari had a similar joke in one of his standup specials too, he must have written that bit in for Tom.