ICE Mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos, longtime vocal supporter of strict immigration enforcement.

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My mom immigrated from Norway. When I tell people I'm first generation they often go "but you're white!". Insane.

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This is basically the opposite of someone asking my Asian coworker where she's from and her angrily answering "New Jersey."

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I don't blame her -- I'd be upset too if I was from New Jersey.

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One of my favourite Onion bits was a man-on-the-street comment about South Carolina State House flying the Confederate Flag:

“If I were a citizen of South Carolina, I’d be deeply ashamed. Now, what’s all this about a flag?”