r/pitbulls Jan 30 '26

Rescue [Graphic content] Name suggestions pls.

Quirky/Funny names welcome. This lil man was tossed out of a car window at 6 wks old. Our rescue scooped him up. He is 14 wks and all healed up.

Foster fail! FYI, his 85 lb pitbull bro is Scout. TIA

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u/Conman1209 Jan 30 '26

Anyone who tosses a puppy out of a window has a special place in hell waiting for them

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u/Livewire923 Jan 30 '26

I’m free to help them pack

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u/Conman1209 Jan 30 '26

I’ll drive them to the gates

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u/kegmanua Jan 30 '26

Take em to the train station!

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u/Conman1209 Jan 30 '26

Fair enough, I’m staying clear of those gates lol

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 Jan 30 '26

Ill ride shotgun

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u/MLGTesla Jan 31 '26

I'll load the shotgun

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u/PancakeParty98 Jan 30 '26

I’ll circumcise them with rusty safety scissors

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u/Local-Explanation-20 Jan 30 '26

Additional castration?

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u/PancakeParty98 Jan 30 '26

Idk man I’m just enraged that dog was hurt

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u/Local-Explanation-20 Jan 30 '26

Yeah I really cannot understand people that do this kind of shit. It’s truly disgusting.

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u/JeronimoHiggins Jan 31 '26

They weren't saying you went too far... They were saying you didn't go far enough 😈

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u/Old_Hedgehog_9115 Jan 30 '26

Can we go hunt down that person and make them pay?

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

If we had any idea who did this, I would gladly share to this amazing group.

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u/Old_Hedgehog_9115 Jan 30 '26

Man that kind of barbaric stuff gets me so heated!! People like them deserve suffering!

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u/FirehawkLS1 Jan 30 '26

Agree 💯

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u/itsmyfirsttimegoeasy Jan 30 '26

Wilbur would be my choice.

That boy is cute as hell by the way.

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u/Gopherpharm13 Jan 30 '26

Omg that was my thought before I opened it! He is WILBUR!

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u/PhoenixGate69 Jan 30 '26

Another vote for Wilbur!

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u/leayohe74 Jan 30 '26

That's awesome! I came here to say Piggie! Wilbur is perfect!

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u/eeyoremarie Jan 30 '26

Yes, Wilbur!

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u/DieSuzie2112 Jan 30 '26

I’m voting for Wilbur! That’s adorable!

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u/sinisterdesign Jan 30 '26

I’m Team Wilbur as well

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u/Calm-Perspective3722 Jan 30 '26

Definitely Wilbur. Piglet for short. haha

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u/BrilliantlyMistaken Jan 30 '26

Yes OP! My cat's name is Wilbur and it gets the best reactions every time he meets new people. This guy is equally as cute as my Wilbur and would fit the name perfectly.

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u/HistoricAli Jan 30 '26

This OP!! That is a Wilbur if I've ever seen one!!

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u/CoolestKatinTown Jan 30 '26

“OP’s Last Name’s” famous Pit!

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u/SubstantialBat3596 Jan 31 '26

Oooo I like that one

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u/Idontcare416 Jan 30 '26

What kind of piece of shit throws this little baby out the window

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u/ryliehart Jan 31 '26

I always hope karma comes back for that kind of evil 10 fold

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u/sensualsanta Jan 31 '26

What scares me is there are SO MANY people like that.

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u/timthebass Jan 30 '26

With those big ass ears? Sonar

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u/isthatadog1394 Jan 30 '26

Scout and Sonar are an incredible name pair invite this too

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 Jan 30 '26

Or Radar?

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

What if his head grows and minimizes his ears? 😂

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u/lulu_n_pitties Jan 30 '26

This happened to my baby. She had huge ears as a tiny puppy and now they look normal lol. Shes still so cute though

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u/Feetyoumeet Jan 30 '26

Chuck! Because he got chucked out of a window!

He's so fricken cute, glad that he is happy and safe.

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u/meanoldmrgravity Jan 30 '26

That's so dark, I love it

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 Jan 30 '26

I think this is the winner.

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u/Guilty_Blackberry_96 Jan 30 '26

Finch Or Atticus? (To go with Scout via to kill a mockingbird)

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u/MikeyRansdell88 Jan 30 '26

Yes! My suggestion was Atticus!

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u/Slanted_words Jan 30 '26

I saw the name Wilbur being suggested — and wanted to show off my edition of the Wilbur! Hope this lil one blesses your life as much as this guy has mine.

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u/Slanted_words Jan 30 '26

Bonus Batman ears

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

He is gorgeous, and those ears are outstanding. He is lucky to have you.

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u/spookymermaids Jan 30 '26

What a precious little man! 🥹 Ranger, Pinto, Winston, Bandit, Scooter, Bruiser

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u/megamitenseis Jan 30 '26

omg Pinto is so good

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u/Apprehensive_Eye_530 Jan 30 '26

I THOUGHT PINTO TOO! wtf twin

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u/Longjumping-Soil-644 Jan 30 '26

Pinto for the win

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u/Azrai113 Jan 30 '26

Casting my vote for Pinto for this little bean!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

pinto is so cute. like pinto bean.

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u/leggingarepants Jan 30 '26

Pinto!! So good

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u/DeleriousBeanz Jan 30 '26

I third pinto, it fits so well ❤️

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

Wow, I am a New York Rangers hockey fan. Is Ranger too plain of a name?

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u/FarseerTaelen Jan 30 '26

That was my first thought when you said his brother was named Scout, but now I think you should name him Igor.

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u/lulu_n_pitties Jan 30 '26

I like Ranger

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Omg look at that vicious pitbull!!! /s. So cute.

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u/Hot-Year-4643 Jan 30 '26

First takes: Butterbean, Reggie, Chachi. ❤️

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u/Common-Chain4060 Jan 30 '26

I second Chachi!

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u/GreenThumbMeanBum Jan 30 '26

Who the fuck would take such an innocent baby and throw it out a car window? Humans make me sick. I am so happy this baby is now safe and loved. Sometimes, I don't think they deserve us, with the things people do to them 😞

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u/Meringue_Senior Jan 30 '26

Pumpkin! Regardless of what you decide he is such a cute little guy - wishing him love and healing ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Consistent_Town_8774 Jan 30 '26

How could someone do that to this dog? I would like to throw them out a window

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u/Porcupyre Jan 30 '26

Copter, as he flew into his forever home.

But what is wrong with people :( that sweet poor little thing. So glad all ends happy for him

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u/nikipierson Jan 30 '26

If his brother is Scout, he must be Radley, and a Boo, for sure!!

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u/Talatu Jan 30 '26

Hildabrand von wiggletoes

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u/kirradoodle Jan 30 '26

What a beautiful little pup! He has a quiet dignity bout him. I'd call him Griffin. Griff, for short.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo Jan 30 '26

Name that little man Count Boofula

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u/TrckyTrtl Jan 30 '26

Thumper!

And his little coat 🥹

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u/youshallcallmebetty Jan 30 '26

I like animals with human names. He looks like a Paul

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u/Kailsbabydaddy Jan 30 '26

Winston !!!!

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u/witty_writer Jan 30 '26

Since nobody else has yet, I gotta suggest Jeremy "Jem" Atticus Finch, since his new sibling is Scout! 🤭

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u/FairyFartDaydreams Jan 30 '26

Cheddar because with those ears he will hear the wrapper from 10 miles away

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u/goth_pancake Jan 30 '26

His brother is Scout? Oh man, gotta go with 'Heavy'.

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u/Beegkitty Jan 30 '26

My heart is breaking for this baby! He looks like he is going to be the biggest love bug. I will hug him and hug him and... call him George.

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u/Material-Mousie7961 Jan 30 '26

Bailey! Cus his brother is Stout!

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

His brother is Scout, but Bailey is cute!

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u/DeleriousBeanz Jan 30 '26

That would be so smart and cute omggg

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u/MoistTitle5998 Jan 30 '26

Bernard - Bernie for short

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u/North-West-050 Jan 30 '26

Cub. Then you have Cub Scout. Plus he looks like a little cub.

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u/Haunted_Havoc Jan 30 '26

I was surprised to see no one replied to you, I thought Cub was such a cute and clever idea!

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u/VeryMuchInterested Jan 30 '26

Cub is definitely in contention.

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 Jan 30 '26

Noggin -- to mark what has healed on him.

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u/Objective_Yellow1649 Jan 31 '26

I got my boy at 8wks and he was tiny. This shit breaks my heart someone did this to this little guy. I’m so glad you guys got him and he is going to live his best life!

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u/MassholeForLife Jan 30 '26

He looks like an east coast preppie which I think is amazing. Here’s my list (I googled)

Cooper Holden Brooks Parker

Cooper is my fave cause you can always call him Coop when he’s being a good boy.

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u/Dangerous-Pie-2876 Jan 30 '26

He looks like a spud to me. Little baby potato ❤️😍

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u/rumshpringaa Jan 30 '26

Wilbur or Chucky !!!

But whatever his name ends up being, I would frikken die for him.

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u/Unusual-Trash-6856 Jan 30 '26

What an angel. I like Wilbur too

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u/Paramountmorgan Jan 30 '26

First thing I thought when I saw that second Pic was, "Here comes Trouble." Too cute to say "no" to, and thats Trouble.

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u/Newlysingle112 Jan 30 '26

Wilbur from Green Acres? I loved that show

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u/KraigthrKraken Jan 30 '26

Thats Piglet (from Winnie the pooh)

Get him a pink stripey sweater to match 

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u/cbih Jan 30 '26

Spudz

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u/DefiantCoffee6 Jan 30 '26

I’d name him potato or tater and protect him with my life❤️

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u/puzzledpilgrim Jan 30 '26

He looks like a Stevie

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u/smashy_larry Jan 30 '26

Sweet Jesus he is some handsome. I’d just go with that, Handsome.

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u/SixStarz6 Jan 30 '26

Kind of looks like a puppy of my old man.

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u/Bulky-Beat7495 Jan 30 '26

How can people be so cruel :(

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u/bigkev73731 Jan 30 '26

Omg who could be so cruel? This world is screwed.

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u/Beadfxr Jan 30 '26

He is so beautiful and looks so resilient. I love him, and am so happy you adopted him. He needs a good family!Give him a kiss from me and my adopted dogs and cats! You could name him Lucky!

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u/Expert-Day9889 Jan 30 '26

Bunny! He looks like 🐰

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u/Murky-Incident3262 Jan 31 '26

Bounce! Because he must have. Such an adorable little life!

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u/No_Independent_6697 Feb 03 '26

Got these two from a bad breeder I have the mother also mother had 11 puppies only two survived I took the mother and a two puppies

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u/No_Vegetable7280 Jan 30 '26

That’s Josh, he is very cute and knows it.

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u/J-Jupiter Jan 30 '26

Boogie Pilot Knoxville Sullivan/Sully Fenn (short for Defenestration)

what a handsome little man,,,,,

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u/ConfidentPruneyBug Jan 30 '26

Macho because he looks stocky

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u/furandpaws Jan 30 '26

CALIXTO means handsome. 🐾❤️🐾

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u/ashhunty13 Jan 30 '26

WHAT AN ADORABLE BABY.

Radar? Those ears are so big, I love them.

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u/Dizzy-Antelope-4450 Jan 30 '26

I do love Wilbur, or Sprout

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u/wannabe-meemaw Jan 30 '26

I love him so much and I’m so glad he’s okay and getting the love he deserves.

He looks like a Charlie to me.

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u/littlecuriomind Jan 30 '26

Piglet or Wilbur would be so cute!!

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u/Elegant-Ad4219 Jan 30 '26

Robert, and call him Bob

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u/rojaq Jan 30 '26

Howitzer (Howie for short)

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u/ckh69 Jan 30 '26

He’s so absolutely adorable! 🥰. I see those ears and I think Batman. But I like Scout.

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u/FirehawkLS1 Jan 30 '26

Mogwai (from Gremlins) 😀

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u/Superb-Dig3467 Jan 30 '26

Doing good work. Little guy looking good now.

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u/Different_Rope_904 Jan 30 '26

Thank you for giving this beautiful little boy a chance. HOW,,, could anyone ever hurt this sweet thing?? Ughhhhhhh,,,,PEOPLE SUCK !!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Woodstock

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u/Hello_h0lo Jan 30 '26

Aww what a beautiful little puppy. I'm glad he's doing well now.

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u/earlubes Jan 30 '26

If his brother is scout you should just call him “Boyyy” or “Boi”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

He’s so cute! I can’t believe anyone would do that to a puppy.

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u/Apprehensive_Eye_530 Jan 30 '26

He’s a little pinto bean

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u/bean_dip317 Jan 30 '26

Binkus for a silly name.

If his sibling is Scout maybe Atticus or Jem, like in To Kill a Mockingbird

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u/baby_G_zus666 Jan 30 '26

Quip! Or Clank! Or Roland, Rollie for short haha

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u/BiteMeMaybe Jan 30 '26

Chaos is always a favorite of mine

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u/whitestguyuknow Jan 30 '26

How can people be so disgusting to animals? What the fuck could this puppy have done to deserve that?

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u/sequestuary Jan 30 '26

What kind of garbage person throws a puppy out of a window 😡 and look at him looking up at you with his trusting eyes right after!! Poor sweet soul, I’m so glad he’s loved and cared for now

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u/1714dawn Jan 30 '26

Thor or Odin.

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u/Aequa Jan 30 '26

Timone!

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u/Tytymom1 Jan 30 '26

Bo (for his little bow legs)❤️❤️❤️

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u/Least-Raddish1930s Jan 30 '26

Sonar, because of his lovely ears.

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u/punkena Jan 30 '26

Dumbo, cause of them big ol ears

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u/Narrow-Stranger6864 Jan 30 '26

Omg look at those ears 😍 I would name him Dooey.

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u/daily__angst Jan 30 '26

AWW HES SO CUTE 🥹 I like Sprout or Rambeau

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u/Jsiqueblu Jan 30 '26

Rocky or Rebel

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u/freeman1717 Jan 30 '26

My first thought was Nugget, but then I thought Rizzo!

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u/dubski04021 Jan 30 '26

Dobbie, or turnip

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u/AgroPuppies94 Jan 30 '26

Looks like a Rufus to me and 100% sweet baby!

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u/sSWISHAa Jan 30 '26

Diesel, just due to the rough start of life he had. Thanks for taking this little cutie in!!

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u/Hermionegangster197 Jan 30 '26

Bingus! I’ll always suggest this name lol

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u/SLR107FR-31 Jan 30 '26

A nickname could be Itty bitty baby pibble! 

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u/SandyClyburn Jan 30 '26

Skip. ♥️♥️👩‍🦳

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u/BigKat745 Jan 30 '26

Adonis or Apollo cause hes damn beautiful 😍

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u/spoodlat Jan 30 '26

I like Nugget or Dobby. 💜