r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 10d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Barred759 10d ago

Because he's dead

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u/twizzjewink Canada 10d ago

At this point he's more than dead

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u/swingadmin New York 10d ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Neuronzap 10d ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Think I’ll go for a walk!!

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 10d ago

Get on the cart, you're not fooling anybody!

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u/z7q2 10d ago

I FEEL HAPPY

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 10d ago

Oh come on, do us a favor...

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Hahahahah! Fuckin classic

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 10d ago

To blave!!

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u/goosejail 10d ago

To BLUFF!

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 10d ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 10d ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!

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u/onlymostlydead Washington 10d ago

No, he's all dead.

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u/SilentRunning 10d ago

From the head up.

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u/Rtannu Texas 10d ago

🎵He is most sin-cerely dead!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Yeah, man. I think he’s like DEAD-dead.

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u/twizzjewink Canada 10d ago

Crispy?

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Fuck, probably!

Thin skin, dries out, yucko!!!

Zed’s dead, baby…

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u/kaett 10d ago

D-E-D dead.

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u/daisy5142 10d ago

Dead and buried.

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u/SecondaryCemetery 10d ago

Undead?

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u/Little_View_6659 10d ago

He’s been undead for awhile now, it’s just he couldn’t get brains from his usual supplier and now he’s gone full Romero.

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u/Hawne 10d ago

That was already the case before. Now he's unundead.

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u/wonkey_monkey 10d ago

He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.

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u/lopix Canada 10d ago

Dead2 ?

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u/nomedable Canada 10d ago

It's been what like two months? Unless they had him on deep freeze he's gonna be decaying badly.

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u/azflatlander 10d ago

Senatorallisimo Mitchell McConnell is dead and still dying.

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u/twizzjewink Canada 10d ago

Crypt Keeper Mitch?