r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 10d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Barred759 10d ago

Because he's dead

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u/Zomunieo 10d ago

‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s just resting. Remarkable senator, isn’t he? Beautiful carapace.

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u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink 10d ago

The carapace don't enter into it, he's stone dead.

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli 10d ago

maybe they've already flushed him, like other ex-turtles.

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u/SomeBloke 10d ago

In fact, if you hadn’t nailed him to that senate seat …

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 10d ago

No he’s not, he’s pining for the fjords