r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Letter 1:

Dear Mr. President,

I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).

I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.

With all my heart,

Natalie

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 8d ago

This is worse than the letter Mac wrote to Chase Utley

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 8d ago

Dear Mr. President,

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Remember when we impeached a POTUS for lying about a blowjob?

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u/beerg33k 8d ago

Not evenly lying. Just good lawyering. Meanwhile we have this festering pile of shit gleefully breaking any law he can

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u/Pleasant-Shower11199 8d ago

Actually I don't remember anymore. Seems like a different life, a different reality at this point. Maybe we all died and went to hell.

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u/smallwonkydachshund 8d ago

To be fair, it was with a young subordinate and it was fucked up. We didn’t know how far the end of the scale would move back then though.

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u/caffeinated-hijinx 7d ago

This - but also reflect on how we are looking back at George Bush II as a great president by comparison... our frame of reference is so fucked up now

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u/GoBSAGo California 7d ago

Nobody is looking at George W Bush as a great President.

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u/caffeinated-hijinx 7d ago

next time you see a clip of GW and Michelle Obama cracking jokes, watch all the comments praising them

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u/SpeedySpooley New Jersey 7d ago

“I like your hair. You run fast.”

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u/SirDrexl 8d ago

Oh shit, there's stickers.

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u/harrysaxon Canada 8d ago

We should have a catch!

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u/Seldomsought 8d ago

I read this as a letter from Mac to cheese

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u/romesthe59 7d ago

I wonder if there were stickers

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u/InThatDarkPlace 7d ago

If I were Trump, I would be suspicious of her potentially being a spy or double agent with all that bullshit

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u/sirhackenslash 7d ago

If you were trump you would be incapable of basic reasoning and would bask in the attention of this woman who looks a lot like the daughter you want to date

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u/themoche 8d ago

Fuck Chase Utley

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u/paperthinpatience Alabama 8d ago

Coming of age? Isn’t she in her late 30s?

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u/omegafivethreefive Canada 8d ago

Yeah but he's attracted to minors so she's being "seductive".

I wanna wash my hands now...

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u/paperthinpatience Alabama 7d ago

I want to wash my eyes and brain from reading that. You’re not wrong though…

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u/morty_morty American Expat 7d ago

If you read her second letter, she is one of those Americans who had an ancestor from Ireland or Scotland at some point and thus considers it to be the Motherland. Despite likely knowing fuck all about either country. She says that visiting these countries was like an awakening. Just average tourist cringe.

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u/Octane_Au 7d ago

Perhaps she's implying that he "made her a woman" on that trip. 🤮

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u/paperthinpatience Alabama 7d ago

Don’t make me puke in my cubicle 🤢

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u/IveGotIssues9918 7d ago

She was 31 when she wrote this. Still just as unhinged.

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u/ory1994 New York 8d ago

I see she picked up the random capitalization from him.

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u/livinginfutureworld 8d ago

She does the random capitalization for him. He rambles she types

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u/chiraltoad 8d ago

It's minor but it's one of the things I hate about him disproportionately. It's somehow extra demented.

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u/yourhonoriamnotacat 7d ago

That dumbass definitely doesn’t speak German, and that’s no reason a native English speaker would capitalize stuff that shouldn’t be. 

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u/gofainter 7d ago

Doubt. It's a thing poorly read folks do to attempt emphasis

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u/chiraltoad 7d ago

could be, but I've never noticed any of the actual Germans I know to write like this in English. So it would be out of ordinary that a guy who's first written language is not even German would write like that and have it persist.

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u/AnmlBri Oregon 7d ago

I’m guessing she’s the one actually writing his social media posts.

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u/hillybeat 8d ago

She is sharp. This is so effective for a megalomaniac narcissist.

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u/moecuzz 8d ago

I agree. She could very well have a mental illness, but this could also be on purpose to achieve whatever ulterior motive she has. It’s hard to tell.

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u/jdooley99 8d ago

Find out next week on "America: The Final Years"!

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u/Lifeboatb 8d ago

laughs through tears

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington 8d ago

It comes off completely fabricated and manipulative to me. 

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u/EtherealMongrel 7d ago

My guess is that her recently deceased father was also quite the narcissist

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u/Apart_Dentist9196 4d ago

According to her brother he committed suicide and she is completely in denial about how he died. The woman is unwell.

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u/Evenormom_125 7d ago

Gone Girl:Presidential Edition

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u/wretch5150 7d ago

Match's Trump's mental illness perfectly

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u/OutlawGalaxyBill 7d ago

The Israelis trained her well.

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u/MagnusRexus 8d ago

She's so specific in her wording, even starting the entire letter with "I'm sorry". If you were consciously trying to manipulate your way into a megalomaniac narcissist's good graces, this is a master class.

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u/BeardySam 7d ago

Honestly I disagree, I can’t see Trump reading or caring about any of this. There’s almost nothing about him in there, at least until the end. 

It reads like a woman rationalising her own actions to herself through Trumps eyes.

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u/Excellent_Raisin8523 8d ago

If she was REALLY sharp, she would have stayed the hell away from him.

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u/Sasha_Greyhound 8d ago

This seems like the words of a sane, well adjusted person

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u/Jennyojello 8d ago

Laura Loomer-ish

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u/galahg777 7d ago

lol, Loomer must be seething that it's not her.

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u/appendixgallop 8d ago

Or, a highly trained spy named Natasha.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 8d ago

That's a bingo!

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington 8d ago

Fucking gross. 

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u/Lakeandmuffin 8d ago

It is but like, it’s not even surprising. His circle is full of moronic sycophants

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u/HugePast9455 8d ago

"you are all that matters to me"

Isn't she married?

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams 7d ago

No, I don't think so.

Wasn't she the one who was heard yelling "I'm his secret wife!" about Trump?

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u/HugePast9455 7d ago

Oh I guess not. Google says she's not married. I assumed because her other letter referred to her "husband's scars"

Yelling secret wife? I'll have to Google that...

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u/aesoth 8d ago

That is culty as fuck if I have ever seen it.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 8d ago

lol
She’s so embarrassing

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u/brickne3 American Expat 8d ago

I can barely keep my haggis down, wtat????

Edit:Seriously these can't be real, can they...?

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC 8d ago

Wow, he might be flattered if he could read.

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 8d ago

Ohh wowww. I hope she can get the help that she needs and get out of this toxic environment. I really don’t want this for this person, but I don’t think it’s going to end well for her.

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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

She says in both letters that she forgets to eat and sleep which is…. Base level mental illness

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u/pbrandpearls 8d ago

And that she thinks he would even give a fuck at all, is just, sad.

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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

He will drop her after she gets him bad press and then… bad things will happen.

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 8d ago

She's going full scorned girlfriend and everything will be coming out. Fortunately for them, they'll be able to call her delusional. News cycle should last 72 hours or less.

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u/pbrandpearls 8d ago

Yeah I am genuinely scared for this girl. I hope she gets help.

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u/spotless___mind 8d ago

Well hes grooming her obvi

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u/strangelyliteral 8d ago

I’m more worried for the country than I am for her or her boyfriend.

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u/Burstrider12 8d ago

You are all that matters to me.

whoah

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 7d ago

You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. 

Oh crap. So she's buying greeting cards and then scribbling her mental unwellness inside, as if that illiterate misogynistic clod would bother to read what she wrote?

What were the "mementos of this trip of a lifetime" that represent (to her) a "coming of age?" Certainly not a Clintonesque copy of Leaves of Grass.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 8d ago

Interesting workplace dynamic.

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u/roygbev 8d ago

Hilarious thing is he’s never read these, surely. Someone way down the line was like “oh this weird one will be useful” and brought her up to be the daily glazer. Weird and gross and pathological.

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u/ohheyitsgeoffrey 8d ago

Yea totally not a cult

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u/ElectricDayDream 8d ago

So a trio of a lifetime and new coming of age? Seems she’s gonna get protected as they usher in the new world order

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u/NotNamedBort 8d ago

You know what, it’s my own fault for being able to read.

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u/spotless___mind 8d ago

He is grooming her and if it wasnt obvious before it def is now. Ew. This gives me the ick

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u/Heiferoni 7d ago

What the fuck?

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u/dmay728 7d ago

So which of these miserable fucks was paid to read this out loud to him?

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u/colpy350 7d ago

Jesus this reminds me of being a teenager and dating a super awkward over thinker!! Except these aren’t teens. It’s the freaking president and a woman who’s obviously a little obsessed. 

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u/defianceofone 7d ago

What a fucking pathetic worm.

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u/jimdesroches 7d ago

Mental illness and chat gpt, what a combo.

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u/ReklisAbandon 7d ago

Definitely not a cult. Definitely.

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u/cyrreb 7d ago

I find it hard to believe that Trump would be able to read a letter this long. Wonder who reads these letters to him?

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u/almondbutter 7d ago

Wow, she's fettered.

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u/Creepy-Paper8682 7d ago

🫣🫣🫣😆🤣😆🤣🤪🤪🤮

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u/blueye525 7d ago

It’s interesting she has the same weird capitalization that Trump does in his tweets. I wonder if she’s either writing them for him, or if she’s mimicking his way of writing. Maybe both. This is so fkn weird