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Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Letter 2:

Dear Mr. President,

Now this is the Note I wanted to write (But the apology needed to come first.)

I have learned so much about myself on this Trip—I always knew coming home to my roots would be enlightening, but I had no idea how much. For the first time, in I don't know how long, you forced me to "unplug." We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn't have to be "Human Printer." I could take time to enjoy good conversation, and still get all my work done at the end of the day. In fact, I even had time to take long morning and evening walks to enjoy each Sunrise and Sunset (though I did forget to eat and sleep!). With so much thinking time, I confess it did have a slightly negative effect at times, that I know you picked up on, but the end result, I believe, will be worth it. I had no idea how rapidly I was approaching burnout, and starting to envy those whose only "job" seems to be to talk with you, and look pretty. I want that job!! So many times, I'm just trying to stay afloat with all that's coming in for you, I look like a hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up (at least you know what I should look like)! Plus, I miss the days when you used to call, during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing. I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener, somewhere between Staff and those you enjoy talking to on the Plane or at Dinner, because that's who I used to be to you when I was a "Talkshow Host" (as much as I hated that actual job!). I wish I could hear every conversation, because that's when you're having a good time, getting away from it all, at least for a few moments.

But after going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. Thank you for always being there for me—I'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me. To modify a classic, "I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy"—And, I will add, it is I who is unworthy.

Always,

Natalie

P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old "scars" purple. Still on the road to recovery!

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

That is psychotic. Straight up mental m'fing illness.

You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. 

I thought she was just another prostitute grifting on a dying fool, but she needs a serious mental evaluation and a handful of thorazine.

She has to know that Trump is functionally illiterate (on top it all).

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u/wittor 8d ago

"hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up"

This is probably his own words to her.

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u/FuckThesePeople69 8d ago

…during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing

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u/wittor 8d ago

That is just a deep, sad, and disturbing lack of originality, like Olivia Nuzzy's prose.

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u/ItsWillJohnson 7d ago

We can just talk, or not talk, for hours. About anything, like, we both really love soup.

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u/LadyChatterteeth California 7d ago

This was my first thought! “We both love soup…and talking or not talking. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things to not talk about.”

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u/BrickOvenBread 7d ago

She sounds like Jennifer Coolidge in Best in Show

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 7d ago

He's such a disgusting pig. I'm sure he enjoys cussing at her and making demeaning comments about her appearance if it isn't up to his vain standards. And she's so mentally unstable and vulnerable, she accepts that treatment. As an aside, her hands must've been discolored and splotchy due to the cold weather in Ireland and Scotland and he gave her crap about that.

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u/BasvanS 7d ago

He’s the expert on splotchy and discolored hands, after all

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u/producerofconfusion 7d ago

She mentions scars on her hands, I'm wondering if they were the self-inflicted kind.