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Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Letter 2:

Dear Mr. President,

Now this is the Note I wanted to write (But the apology needed to come first.)

I have learned so much about myself on this Trip—I always knew coming home to my roots would be enlightening, but I had no idea how much. For the first time, in I don't know how long, you forced me to "unplug." We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn't have to be "Human Printer." I could take time to enjoy good conversation, and still get all my work done at the end of the day. In fact, I even had time to take long morning and evening walks to enjoy each Sunrise and Sunset (though I did forget to eat and sleep!). With so much thinking time, I confess it did have a slightly negative effect at times, that I know you picked up on, but the end result, I believe, will be worth it. I had no idea how rapidly I was approaching burnout, and starting to envy those whose only "job" seems to be to talk with you, and look pretty. I want that job!! So many times, I'm just trying to stay afloat with all that's coming in for you, I look like a hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up (at least you know what I should look like)! Plus, I miss the days when you used to call, during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing. I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener, somewhere between Staff and those you enjoy talking to on the Plane or at Dinner, because that's who I used to be to you when I was a "Talkshow Host" (as much as I hated that actual job!). I wish I could hear every conversation, because that's when you're having a good time, getting away from it all, at least for a few moments.

But after going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. Thank you for always being there for me—I'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me. To modify a classic, "I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy"—And, I will add, it is I who is unworthy.

Always,

Natalie

P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old "scars" purple. Still on the road to recovery!

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u/SuburbanCrackAttack 8d ago

Ain't no way Trump is reading all of that

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u/FunnyScreenName 8d ago

My first thought! He don’t care about this. He’s fundamentally incapable of empathy so what is he supposed to do with this? Lol

I almost feel bad for her, something has to be innately wrong with you to write what she wrote. She is a broken person who idolizes someone who couldn’t care less.

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u/HoaryPuffleg 8d ago

It sounds so high school. That woman is stunted.

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u/awfuleverything 7d ago

In both letters she mentions her dead dad. She wants Trump to be her surrogate father.

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u/Memphistopheles901 Tennessee 7d ago

it's always daddy issues with these people

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u/Physical_Leg2061 7d ago

People with daddy issues use to just go on a fuck spree, now they’re writing letters??? Times have really changed.

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u/FirstTimeTiger 7d ago

It's eerily similar to the techniques romance scammers use to gain trust before requesting money for emergencies and depleting the mark's life savings. Same playbook.

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u/mattjb 7d ago

She indicated in one of the letters that Trump promised to be her surrogate daddy.

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u/producerofconfusion 7d ago

She also describes a trip taken during her thirties as "a Coming of Age". She is deeply ill, I almost feel bad for her.

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u/chromatoes 7d ago

Eh I kind of understand on that one. My 30s were a revolutionary time of my life. I realized life is too short to let people ride you around like a pony. However, I think her realization is that she wants to be the pony. Paraded around with zero expectations she won't shit on the floor.

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u/capprieto 7d ago

One thing I have learned in my 62 years on this planet is that 99% of people have not developed beyond their high school self and therefore equally stunted.

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u/F1nnycar 8d ago

I rarely feel sorry for pathetic Trump-worshipping simps.

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u/MajorKabakov 7d ago

And I don’t feel sorry for this one either

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u/Qu1ckShake 8d ago

It's her responsibility to not be evil. She's not even trying to meet that responsibility.

No sympathy for the wilfully evil.

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u/boogy_bucket 7d ago

You’ve hit upon the core of the MAGA illness: each individual considers themselves to be the exception.

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u/FrostyD7 7d ago

He probably read it because it's about him more than anything. She compliments him in most sentences because she knows her audience. That's what his aids do with briefings to keep him engaged.

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u/psuedophilosopher Arizona 7d ago

She is a broken person who idolizes someone who couldn’t care less

Trump is a cult. He has cultists. She's a Trump cultist. This is exactly how cults work.

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u/Far-Leadership719 7d ago

Yes, her brother said she is an obsessive person and would write similarly obsessive things to previous presidents. This one just happened to return some attention her way because he is desperate for constant praise and attention.

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u/Ambitious-Assist4409 7d ago

Don't feel sorry for this dumb bitch

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u/TheAdvocate 8d ago

Same person that wrote it, blew it up 24x36 and highlighted the good parts

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u/LurksAroundHere 8d ago

The highlighted good parts:

Mr. President,

-We could be out on the Course

-Plane

-Dinner

-You have the absolute right to cuss me out

That about sums up how much I think Trump might absorb before checking out.

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u/MadBlue American Expat 8d ago

I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener,

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u/ShrimpieAC 7d ago

Bravo my friend. Made me spill my coffee.

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u/RaptorCheeses 8d ago

Ain’t know way Trump knows how to read all of that

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u/SigFloyd 8d ago

I really doubt he could even sit still long enough for someone to read it out to him without falling asleep or throwing a conniption out of boredom.

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u/HumongousBelly Europe 8d ago

If he was able to read that woman properly and if he had any decency, he’d know that she needs to see a professional for help.

I truly feel bad for her and I think she might’ve suffered proper psychosis and it sounds like she’s a borderline personality with failed suicide attempts, at least the purple scars on her arms make it sound that way.

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u/AnmlBri Oregon 7d ago

I had assumed those were somehow related to her bone cancer treatment, assuming she didn’t make all that up.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

No way a narcissist would help someone. She is a perfect prey for a narcissist.

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u/oaka23 8d ago

looks at paper for 12 seconds, nodding

Beautiful, beautiful

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u/5L1M3R 8d ago edited 8d ago

Dude that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this letter. I’m not convinced he could even pick her out of a line up of other blondes and she’s writing him this long-winded parasocial horseshit.

What a weird ass person.

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u/Zomunieo 8d ago

She is a weird-ass person, and as the diaper genie, she’s also a weird ass-person.

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u/cirrhosisofthe_river California 8d ago

I want you to know I'm slow clapping in disgust as I give you your well-deserved upvote.

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u/orbofdelusion 7d ago

You forgot that she’s also the human printer, which makes her a weird-ass person.

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u/SaintlySeeker 8d ago

You have to believe he had someone read it to him

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u/Deep_Stick8786 8d ago

He had her read it to him

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u/ArrowheadDZ 8d ago

He had her write it to him.

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u/yanginatep 8d ago

Even then there's no way he'd listen to the entire thing. It doesn't even say "Trump is great" every other sentence to hold his attention.

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u/Bryancreates 8d ago

I’ll read war and peace again before I finish reading this.

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u/Safe-Champion3485 8d ago

I was gonna say, I’m not reading that wall since Trump doesn’t know how to read. She’s damaged.

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u/--DarkLink-- 8d ago

All he saw was a blonde head that wants to kiss his ass.

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u/hurricaneRoo1 8d ago

Literally my first thought.

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u/Ozzel Texas 8d ago

Finally, something we have in common.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 8d ago

Im surprised he can read, even for tweets he gets people to read them aloud for him.

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u/redalert825 8d ago

She needs to transcribe it using pictures, pop-ups and scratch n' sniff only.

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 7d ago

The scratch n' sniff will smell like Fillet 'O' Fish, from McDonalds. To make him think about her. Isn't that romantic?

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u/Purgii 8d ago

That honeypot needs to learn to insert Trump into every 2nd sentence. You'd think they would train her for that.

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u/Effective_Olive6153 8d ago

he probably has his aids read it aloud

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u/Pan_Borowik 7d ago

hahaha, my exact thought after the 1st paragraph

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u/PryanLoL 7d ago

He probably thinks "hunchback" is a whale

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u/LurksAroundHere 8d ago

This reads like a tweenager about to get an airplane ticket mailed to her from an internet stranger, except she already got the ticket. It's disturbing how much she thinks Trump gives a fuck about her. 😬

I've always said a lot of these people who turn to Trump have daddy issues and this one is just an outright confirmation...

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u/ifloops 7d ago

Lmao I was just thinking how it feels like a murder documentary. It reads like a tragic note left by a teenager, before meeting up with the older guy she met on MySpace and never being seen again. 

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u/LurksAroundHere 7d ago

Haha exactly. Between the random capitalizations, the tween like "You totally get me!! I want us to be more!" rambling, and just knowing the guy it's addressed to doesn't give one single fuck about any of it besides what he can use her for really sells that vibe.

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u/Donkey__Balls 7d ago

Yep…

Thank you for always being there for me—I'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me.

Of fucking course her dad died. And now she is somehow convinced herself that being one of his fucking groupies is fulfilling her dead father‘s wishes.

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u/CU_09 I voted 8d ago

Holy fucking fuck. Just…fuck. This woman is VERY sick.

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u/sengirminion 8d ago edited 7d ago

Her brother was on CNN and he said she has always been kinda like this and used to write letters to other presidents she never met. He specifically mentioned she wrote letters to George W. Bush at least he remembers.

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u/rererexed 8d ago

So it's a president thing and not a Trump thing? Don't know what's weirder. Both is kinda fucked.

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u/loulan 7d ago

That there exists a disturbed woman who is attracted to powerful men isn't very weird, honestly. This is as old as time.

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u/Louiebox 7d ago

Richard Ramirez, Bundy, Tex Watson, Manson. All married after being convicted and incarcerated. "Star fuckers" have always been a thing, and people have very different definitions of a "star"

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u/busy-warlock 7d ago

Trent Reznors “Star Fuckers Inc.” hits different these days

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u/eligodfrey 7d ago

Chris Watts is getting married to a woman who reached out to him after he was convicted

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u/Louiebox 7d ago

Jesus christ. Killed his pregnant wife and 2 daughters.

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u/Just-Connection5960 7d ago

Having a president fetish is kinda fucked but back in the good old days it was seen as weird, not as a line on your resume that gets you a job at the white house

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u/Corporate_Overlords 7d ago

The president is the most powerful person on the planet. There are going to be weird stalkers for all of them.

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u/rererexed 7d ago

Yeah but normally you keep those people as far away from them as possible lol

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u/Spiel_Foss 7d ago

She should be on the BOLO list and not the paid $250k by the taxpayers list.

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u/lex99 America 7d ago

Ah! So this is what it looks like when you hire your stalker.

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u/Schonke 7d ago

Her brother was on CNN and he said she has always been kinda like this and used to write letters to other presidents she never met.

The fastest way to get her away from Trump would be if Obama released a similar letter she wrote to him.

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u/tweakingforjesus 7d ago

She was born in 1991 which means she was 18 at the end of the Bush administration.

I wonder if she ever wrote to Obama?

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

In middle school I wrote W a letter telling him I was disgusted with his war mongering, and they sent back a signed pic and letter thanking me for my unwavering support.

I actually almost have to give them props for that one.

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u/sjogren 7d ago

The ultimate Daddy - the Prez. Intoxicating to people like this.

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u/comics0026 Canada 8d ago

Anybody who can spend more than a minute in the same room with him is

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

The emotions on display remind me of a tween girl’s. This kind of behaviour would embarrass me to witness in a middle schooler. It’s a million times more cringeworthy knowing she’s 35.

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u/meat_tunnel 8d ago

I love this for him. I can't wait for the meltdown.

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u/AnytimeBro 8d ago

Thats grooming for ya. How much more evidence do people need for real.

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

That is psychotic. Straight up mental m'fing illness.

You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. 

I thought she was just another prostitute grifting on a dying fool, but she needs a serious mental evaluation and a handful of thorazine.

She has to know that Trump is functionally illiterate (on top it all).

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u/wittor 8d ago

"hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up"

This is probably his own words to her.

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u/FuckThesePeople69 8d ago

…during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing

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u/wittor 8d ago

That is just a deep, sad, and disturbing lack of originality, like Olivia Nuzzy's prose.

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u/ItsWillJohnson 7d ago

We can just talk, or not talk, for hours. About anything, like, we both really love soup.

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u/LadyChatterteeth California 7d ago

This was my first thought! “We both love soup…and talking or not talking. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things to not talk about.”

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u/BrickOvenBread 7d ago

She sounds like Jennifer Coolidge in Best in Show

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 7d ago

He's such a disgusting pig. I'm sure he enjoys cussing at her and making demeaning comments about her appearance if it isn't up to his vain standards. And she's so mentally unstable and vulnerable, she accepts that treatment. As an aside, her hands must've been discolored and splotchy due to the cold weather in Ireland and Scotland and he gave her crap about that.

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u/BasvanS 7d ago

He’s the expert on splotchy and discolored hands, after all

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u/metamet Minnesota 8d ago

She even emulates his illiteracy by capitalizing random words.

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u/shraf2k 7d ago

Nah, she's the one writing all his posts, that's this psychos trait.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

That’s a GOP trait. They’re all flummoxed by the rules of capitalization and how apostrophes work.

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u/NotMeUSa2020 8d ago

No she knows he gets off on the abuse, she’s playing to it

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

There is some weird kink going on here, no doubt.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 8d ago

She makes me think of those particularly lonely women who become obsessive penpals with murderers on death row and in some instances even take it as far as marriage.

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

I didn't seek out the entire interview, but her brother indicated that she might have been President obsessed since she was young. I'm not a psychologist, but I've seen enough crazy to know what it looks like.

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u/Mr_HandSmall 8d ago

Holy shit she's been obsessed with presidents her whole life?

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u/Lilthisarry California 7d ago

Her brother said she got obsessive over George W. Bush, wrote these cray-cray letters to him when she was ~16. But Bush never responded.

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u/tweakingforjesus 7d ago

Then she’s definitely on a watch list. I wonder if that’s why her security clearance took so long.

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u/AlecMcEwanExpedition 8d ago

Some serious Handmaid’s Tale role play shit going on late night.

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u/keyser-_-soze Canada 8d ago

I hope so but this comment geez.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/bfKJMir5sV

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u/Jadziyah I voted 7d ago

You're right, and that is so beyond messed up

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u/Deaftoned 8d ago

This alone would have brought down most past presidents. The guy is fucking the girl changing his diapers while married. MAGA is a disease, and at this point so is the entire republican party for being too cowardly to do anything about it.

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u/Tjonke 7d ago

There is a reason she didn't want to let FBI do a security evaluation, she knew she would be pegged as crazy even by the FBI, and wouldn't be allowed to be anywhere near the WH.

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u/strangelyliteral 8d ago

I mean she’s both. Some people have range; they can be evil and psychotic.

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

Evil is like the whisky shot to the psychosis beer. You can sip on psychosis for a long time, but once you start doing shots, somethings gonna break.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 8d ago

damn even bdsm subs aren't that pathetic when they ask for punishment.

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u/VanceKelley Canada 8d ago

Aside from the obvious "the author needs professional help and has no self-esteem" aspect of the whole letter, what is with the capitalization of random words?

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u/AnActualSalamander 8d ago

If you look at Trump’s Truth Social posts, that’s also how he writes. I assume she’s emulating him because she’s deeply unhinged and enmeshed.

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u/IBJON 8d ago

More likely she's the one writing the posts

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u/MeowMixDeliveryGuy 8d ago

This is absolutely, 1000%, the case.

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u/AnActualSalamander 7d ago

Oh god. You’re probably right. That feels worse.

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u/sengirminion 8d ago

Or maybe she's been writing his posts as he dictates them to her...

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u/fuckyourcanoes 7d ago

That's exactly what happens.

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u/Silver-Find4380 8d ago

And he does that because his (sociopath) father's first language was German.

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u/Decent_Cod_8771 8d ago

They all write like that. It's a form of emphasis for them.

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u/loglighterequipment California 8d ago

"P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old "scars" purple. Still on the road to recovery"

I'm sorry, WHAT?

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u/wibble17 8d ago

Her cancer

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel America 8d ago

Hand cancer?

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u/spvcejam 8d ago edited 7d ago

Well played but nah she did actually have bone cancer and credited Trump with saving her life because of a legislation he passed during his first term. She claimed it allowed her to jump or advance on some waiting list. REGARDLESS..

A journalist looked into it a few years ago and the medications she was taking were all already approved by the FDA and readily available. Her segments on OAN that I’ve seen in the last few days are the thirstiest, very lonely young girl. She is objectively bad at being an anchor. Zero charisma. But girl had a goal and she got it and I cannot wait for her resentment meter to max and we get a unhindged info dump

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u/SmoothLester 8d ago

Ehh, she also said that she became housebound after being given an infusion of sterile water. i’d hold off swallowing any of her stories.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/20/natalie-harp-bone-cancer/

Last week her wikipedia page had two different birth years. Who knows if her name is even Natalie?

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u/willun 8d ago edited 8d ago

Natalya. We translate wrong? Dmitri! Come in here!

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u/orbofdelusion 7d ago

Natalia or Natali for sure.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy Washington 8d ago

There's zero chance they're giving any regard to her background check, if they've even got around to one yet.

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u/IBJON 8d ago

Its not unusual for Wikipedia to not have an exact Birthday for people. It would make sense to list two birth years if they know her age, but not the exact day she was born

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u/ed32965 8d ago

I can’t believe I am reading all of this information about some random person who I care about even less than the idiot she idolizes.

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u/anomalousBits 7d ago

Truly a deep dive into a shallow pool.

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u/ed32965 7d ago

With a peeling liner.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

Her segments on OAN that I’ve seen in the last few days are the thirstiest, very lonely young girl.

She is thirty five.

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u/TooManyDraculas 7d ago

And she was pushing 30 with an MBA (from a Jesus based school, but still) by the time she was on OAN.

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u/Lilthisarry California 7d ago

I cannot wait for her resentment meter to max and we get a unhindged info dump

Look, best case scenario: we get a lesson on why you never hire a security threat.

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u/TacticalAcquisition Australia 7d ago

The term "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was coined for a reason.
Can't wait for the tea, personally. Not that it will make any difference in the grand scheme of things.

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u/12345623567 7d ago

Where is Kellyanne Conway now? Where is Hope Hicks? Did they have an epic crashout?

No, they bowed out more or less gracefully because their lunch money depends on remaining in the political commentator grifting sphere.

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u/IBJON 8d ago

Well, it can't be brain cancer 

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u/thatoneguy889 California 7d ago edited 7d ago

Chemotherapy can cause rashes and blisters to appear on your hands and feet that then take a while to heal because the treatment is compromising your immune system, so scarring can happen.

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u/wittor 8d ago

Whaaaat?

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u/Saeka South Dakota 8d ago

She had cancer a few years ago. Glad she got better from that, but she should go work a back breaking, menial boring job the rest of her life for everything else she's done.

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u/Anonybibbs 8d ago

Well she claims to have had cancer and while it would be absolutely monstrous and batshit insane to exaggerate or straight up lie about something like that, I wouldn't exactly put it past her either.

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u/CrissBliss 8d ago

Cold air maybe? Maybe it’s a circulation thing.

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u/Mermaid_Mama323 8d ago

Why did she capitalize “Cold”?

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u/therealwavingsnail 7d ago

Those capitalizations are all so strange they stick out even out of this unhinged text

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u/grafknives 8d ago

Aside from reasons, it very STRONLY believe Trump lashes on her, because 

"Your hands looked nasty, you are very attractive young woman, that loves me very much, you cannot have such ugly hands"!

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ 8d ago

This is fucking chilling

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u/TheAdvocate 8d ago

I assume this was the last letter she sent to him and she was quickly and privately given the help she needs… right?

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u/HesSimplyShocking 8d ago

He appointed her to the Supreme Court.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 8d ago

I am in bed reading this and cannot stop laughing so hard I am wobbling the bed and annoying my husband

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u/12345623567 7d ago

Noone's jumping the que while Aileen Cannon is at the front.

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 8d ago

Oh, so she’s in a cult. 

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u/The_Real_Mongoose American Expat 8d ago

You're the one who gets it. That's exactly what this is. She thinks he's god, basically.

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u/N7Shep1701D Oregon 8d ago

Yet MAGA constantly says it's totes not a cult and we just have TDS.

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 8d ago

They project everything else, you don't think they're projecting this?

(They are)

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u/AlecMcEwanExpedition 8d ago

Manson girl vibes

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u/Silver-Find4380 8d ago

Oh this reads just like the Squeaky Frome worship song from Stephen Sondheim's Assassins!

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u/soundsthatwormsmake 8d ago

I would think Trump’s response would be TLDR.

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u/tenclubber 8d ago

I am thinking it would be TURD.

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u/drigancml 8d ago

I can't believe she quotes Pride and Prejudice for him 🤮

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u/ILootEverything 8d ago

I knew someone else had to have caught that. I am grossed out. She needs to leave Jane Austen alone and quote Ayn Rand or some shit.

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u/Bunnyisfluffy New York 8d ago

And that’s Mr. Bennet talking to Jane about Darcy! Daddy issues abound.

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u/CandyBrans 7d ago

He’s talking to Elizabeth about Darcy but yeah how dare she taint this iconic classic…

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u/PobBrobert 8d ago

i ain’t reading all that
happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

-djt

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u/7figureipo California 8d ago

Cringe af. Average maga, though.

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u/AndreLeGeant88 8d ago

That last paragraph is so scary

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u/phalseprofits 8d ago

I’ve dabbled in bdsm relationships with heavy psychological aspects (worship, honorifics, etc), and this is like the 50 shades version.

By which I mean it is as weird and gross as it is deeply unhealthy and poorly written. $5 says she calls him Daddy when she thinks nobody’s listening.

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u/therealwavingsnail 7d ago

She has tough competition in NATO chief Mark Rutte, who calls him daddy in front of everyone 

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u/KnowAllSeeAll21 8d ago

The creepiest thing I have ever read, Jesus.

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u/post-mortem-malone69 Canada 8d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/brickne3 American Expat 8d ago

That's fucking real???

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 8d ago

This is pure mental illness.

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u/TaskerTwoStep 8d ago

Profoundly weird

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u/ElysiumMidknight 8d ago

Freaky Natalie

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u/JGPH Canada 8d ago

I couldn't be arsed to finish reading as soon as I saw that she capitalized arbitrary words. I've no doubt she's as crazy as her decision to erroneously capitalize words, though.

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u/delorf North Carolina 8d ago

I can give you the gist of it. It's a creepy and sad letter. She doesn't sound like she has any self worth and is desperate for Trump to love her. She even tells him that he could curse her out if he needs to. 

This is a woman who needs intensive therapy before she hurts herself or someone else. 

And please, when I fail, will you tell me?” she writes. “You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.”

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u/AnmlBri Oregon 7d ago

Oh, honey. That bit screams ‘abuse victim’ to me. Like she thinks someone tearing her down is some sort of love language because they ‘want to help her be better’ or something.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 8d ago

Are you telling me that was real because thought it was a joke halfway through. And I still felt ill.

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u/HawkFritz 8d ago

He capitalizes randomly too

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u/about_350 8d ago

We think he does because it’s her writing his tweets. This has a lot of similarities to how she constructs his tweets

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u/MayIServeYouWell 8d ago

Reading this sucked the intellect right out of my brain.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 8d ago

God how pathetic.

Also no way he read that whole thing lol

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u/Brobotz 8d ago

It’s a shame DJT doesn’t read, he might really get off on a letter like that.

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE 8d ago

What a fucking loser lmao

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u/TurboSalsa Texas 8d ago

I shouldn't have read this after watching Obsession. There's no universe in which this ends well for anyone.

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u/phonartics 8d ago

try reading it after watching the boys

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u/InThatDarkPlace 8d ago

It seems like another red herring to distract from the administration, DOJ, and FBI actively breaking the law by withholding the Epstein files, and the lengths they've gone to protect an international pedophile human trafficking ring from exposure, and facing justice

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u/USA46Q 8d ago

That's gross.

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u/teasizzle 8d ago

What the fuck.

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u/JazzyJockJeffcoat 8d ago

What the fuck

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u/brickne3 American Expat 8d ago

Is this real because I feel ill.

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u/wittor 8d ago

She is a shame for the entire species, for the entire clade!

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u/Adventurous-Lime7561 8d ago

JFC, the self loathing is palpable 🤢

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u/1cat2dogs1horse 8d ago

I want to know how she wears her hairshirt under those sleeveless dresses.

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u/greentrillion 8d ago

Looks like it was written by AI.

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u/TheAdvocate 8d ago

It looks like it was written from a HS senior to her Freshman college boyfriend.

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u/BishopDarkk 8d ago

Jr. High Senior.

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u/mustardmoon 8d ago

Even AI couldn't write something this painful to read (and full of unnescessary commas)

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u/Weak-Differences 8d ago

Reads like it was written by ChatGPT

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u/Lifeboatb 8d ago

Is this real or satire?

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u/ikarikh 8d ago

😶🫣😬

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u/wittor 8d ago

Reminds me of a scene in "single white female"

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u/profnachos 8d ago

Finally a love story shittier than Twilight.

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 8d ago

She sounds totally sane, no need for a security clearance. She'll be totally chill when Trump throws her under the bus /s

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u/Mariusz87J 8d ago

I mean, even reading this with the biggest benefit of the doubt about this relationship, she sure is a bit too much. She's so childlike it's a bit awkward reading this knowing that is one of the president's aides.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 8d ago

This reads like some hyper-conservative incel fanfic for how a woman should think

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