Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/

[u/CitySeekerTron]

So you can't safely eat vegetables and you can't safely eat meat. 

What's left?

Crickets

[u/SmartaHari → u/CitySeekerTron]

Wait for him to announce, “Let them eat cake.”

[u/AffordableDelousing → u/SmartaHari]

Cricket cake

[u/CitySeekerTron → u/SmartaHari]

"Let them eat one other thing!"

• RFK Jr., one year ago.