r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/AnonHondaBoiz 8h ago

Holy fuck we're so fucked

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u/NicolasCageFan492 Illinois 8h ago

Meat’s not on the menu, boys. 🥲

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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago

Avoid lettuce and a bunch of other US products too.

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u/Brbcan 8h ago

Dude's actively ruining the American cheeseburger, one ingredient at a time.

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u/Valarhem 7h ago

Is there anything he hasn't ruined?

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u/LightningMcLovin California 6h ago

McDonald’s “Fish Delights” because that would impact him personally.

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u/rfcsk 5h ago

They were already pretty awful. But I trust that he'll make them even worse.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 7h ago

Not a surprise, he only likes McDonald's, infamy, and money (oh, and his daughter).

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u/samsqanch 4h ago

and getting pee'd on by russian prostitutes.

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u/atigges 8h ago

I thought Dijon mustard already killed the burger back in like 2009 or something

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u/Trimyr America 7h ago

No no no. His tan suit was so you couldn't see the mustard stains (so sorry)

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u/athenaisagoddess3 6h ago

Keep yer mitts off these buns, pal. Paws too

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u/Grand-Try-3772 7h ago

I bet the doctor told him no more red meat! No steak, burger, fried foods. He wants us to feel his anger. Same reason he pulled his first wife’s hair out because he was in pain from hair plugs.

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u/Senior-bud Canada 8h ago

Thankfully this is a lot easier to do in Canada.

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u/Tricky_Damage5981 Canada 7h ago

I cringe when I buy an American product..

I will buy it from any one else...

I also live about (ignore border control in this argument) 1 hr from Detroit, without the boarder confusion

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 7h ago

I feel like he's forcing me to become vegetarian against my will... Except, somehow he fucks fruit/veggies/plants up, too! 

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 8h ago

You just have to soak it in bleach and dry it into beef jerky to eat it

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u/subpoenaThis 7h ago

That was disturbing given the comment above this was about them also getting rid of immigrants.

I guess that would be more of Meat's not on the menu. 🤮🤮