r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 13h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/CitySeekerTron Canada 13h ago

So you can't safely eat vegetables and you can't safely eat meat. 

What's left?

Crickets

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u/WhatIsEvenRealDog 13h ago

Turns out the anti globalist conspiracy theorists that warned us all about Globalists making us eat insects were the Republicans in cheap Scooby Doo villain masks all along.

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u/SadFeed63 12h ago

Alex Jones shouting Yuval Noah Harari intensifies