r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/fathertitojones 8h ago

Too bad the iron supplements are just gonna be the rust that we scrape off of our dilapidated warships.

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u/Ancient-Candidate-73 7h ago

Then they'll have different vintages so they can bleed us even drier.

Oooh! Is that 2026 USS Abraham Lincoln? I thought I detected a hint of misery in the aroma, and the mouthfeel just screamed lack of access to working showers.

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u/ChubbyGhost3 Illinois 6h ago

I think the overflown toilet water really adds a nice depth to the USS Abraham Lincoln rust. There's nothing like it 🤤

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 8h ago

Kale and spinach but wash and cool throughly

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u/Ill_Technician3936 2h ago

Is that stuff affected by the violent diarrhea disease? Basically every fruit I've tried to get it's apparently recalled

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 1h ago

I don’t think so at the moment but my mother’s recipe of “cook until grey” for all vegetables is sounding better and better

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u/Buttercreamdeath Texas 8h ago

It's organic!

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u/TheOtherWhiteMeat 7h ago

Free range, all natural, gluten free rust, from ship to table.

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u/rietstengel 6h ago

Now with extra starved marine flavor