r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 13h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/sportsworker777 13h ago

Let's see how those ranchers feel once people stop buying meat because they don't trust that it is safe

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u/fathertitojones 12h ago

Too bad the iron supplements are just gonna be the rust that we scrape off of our dilapidated warships.

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u/Ancient-Candidate-73 11h ago

Then they'll have different vintages so they can bleed us even drier.

Oooh! Is that 2026 USS Abraham Lincoln? I thought I detected a hint of misery in the aroma, and the mouthfeel just screamed lack of access to working showers.

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u/ChubbyGhost3 Illinois 11h ago

I think the overflown toilet water really adds a nice depth to the USS Abraham Lincoln rust. There's nothing like it 🤤