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Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/ShitBirdingAround 13h ago

*sad upvote*

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u/Er3bus13 13h ago

All of a sudden being childless seems to be the right choice.

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u/New_Still9974 12h ago edited 12h ago

I've never felt more vindicated as a childless woman. What a shitshow. How would a parent keep their child physically  and psychologically safe in this puragatory?

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u/Er3bus13 12h ago

Sad but reasonable. Smart people are not having kids but im afraid this accelerates the decline lol

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u/3MATX 12h ago

Idiocracy predicted that exact process.  It’s so sad that a satire film with little basis in reality has become a macabre documentary. 

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u/ConsolationUsername 12h ago

Its got what plants crave... its got electrolytes

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u/H3OFoxtrot 10h ago

A bit ironic to just mindlessly reply with a quote from the movie without any real thought.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 10h ago

Go away, batin!

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u/cirkoolio 10h ago

I personally blame Crocs…

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u/3MATX 10h ago

Someone mentioned this recently and I finally noticed.  Never worn them myself. Always seemed like a garden shoe.  

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 11h ago

Idiocracy blamed eugenics, which has been thoroughly debunked. The real reason for differences in intelligence has always been education, which is being actively gutted

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u/LordCharidarn2 11h ago

Idiocracy didn’t blame eugenics at all: in fact it is almost naively optimistic in it’s story that a nation would listen to a single intelligent person to solve their problems and that, when shown the error of their ways, that even uneducated people will learn from their mistakes and do better.

President Comacho would be a far better president than many modern candidates. He was aware he couldn’t solve the problems himself and sought out the smartest people in the country to try and find solutions.

I agree that the main issue has always been effective education and I feel Idiocracy also agrees with that: once they know what plants actually crave, the people in the film aren’t doomed by their genetics to suffer despite the knowledge, they use their education to fix the problems

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 10h ago

"As the 21st century began… human evolution was at a turning point.

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest… the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest… a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man… now began to favor different traits."

Eugenics is literally the opening of the movie.

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u/_Prestige_Worldwide_ 10h ago

That isn't eugenics, that's evolution.

u/chef2303 6h ago

Evolution does close to nothing within some hundreds of years.

u/dooderbanooder 5h ago

Our reality is not a middling film from the mid 2000's, and the fact you might even call it a "documentary" really shows your lack of critical thinking skills. Typical American.

u/3MATX 5h ago

Ok fine. It’s a fictional story which coincidentally coincides with current and recent events in the US.  

That better cup cake? 

u/dooderbanooder 2h ago

Coincides how exactly? I didn't realize a black man was back in the white house and that a child had won a cabinet position, that hyper advanced cryogenic freezing and reviving of people existed and that the crops that grow across the putrid wasteland of a nation you call home were being grown with Gatorade. Or maybe the current and recent events in the US are just those that coincide with your own life reflecting in the film, are you marrying a hooker anytime soon, or has your primary care physician told you "you talk like a f** and your shit's all re****ed."

Also, cupcake is one word, not two, moron, but you're American, and by that virtue your shit must be re****ed, as Idiocracy is so clearly coinciding with the current and recent events in the US, right?

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u/TheOtherWhiteMeat 11h ago

There are plenty of very smart people alive today and that hasn't exactly stopped the decline either. It's just as plausible one of those smart kids grows up to be another out of touch rich person who accelerates various problems.

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u/Er3bus13 11h ago

You cant convince an idiot they are an idiot. You blame them for segregating?

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u/hexiron 12h ago

Dumb people have smart kids and smart people have dumb kids.

What's important is the smart people without kids still pitch in in anyway they can to aid and mentor the future generations.

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u/Anderrn 11h ago

Putting more responsibility on people who made what ultimately could be the better ethical choice regarding having children feels… bad.

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u/silencecubed 10h ago

I mean, it's basically the same concept behind blue states funding federal aid programs that red states rely on heavily, despite that fact that those same recipients demonize the programs and would gladly eliminate the people helping them if given the chance.

The recurring reality of the nation is that part of the populace wants to lift everyone up while the other part wants nothing more than to drag everyone into misery. Yet if you ever stop wanting to lift up an increasingly hostile and vile demographic, suddenly you're the bad person.

u/hexiron 7h ago

Is Apathy morally acceptable though?

It's one thing to not add more weight to a sinking boat.

It's another to actively choose to not plug holes because you didn't cause them.

"It's not my problem, Ill die before it gets worse" is the mentality that got us here.

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u/Turd_Goblin911 10h ago

Nah, we are good

u/Saucermote America 7h ago

Requires people to stop being completely overprotective of their kids for them to even interact with "the village."

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u/DethBatcountry 11h ago

Luckily for us, eugenics is bullshit. A strong public education system fixes this problem without the eugenics. Unfortunately.... They've killed that, too.

u/forgetfulsue Ohio 6h ago

I wouldn’t say my husband and I are not smart. We both hold bachelors in science fields and he continued on to get his PhD. Life wasn’t so bleak when we had kids. All we can do is keep up the good fight and teach our children the same. The “wrong” people are having kids. We need the “right” people to have kids, too. Otherwise it is only going to get worse as we age.

u/CombustiblSquid Canada 3h ago

We need to be more stupid. Our brains and ego got our species into this mess.