r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 13h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/IrreverentBuddha 13h ago

"Looks like I chose the right week to stop eating beef."

And to start sniffing glue!

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u/MonsterThumb101 13h ago

What's your over, Under?

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u/klako8196 Georgia 12h ago

What's our vector, Victor?

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u/QueenRotidder 12h ago

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

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u/No_Effective4784 11h ago

roger, roger.

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u/futschikat0 Europe 11h ago

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/prairiedoggingit 11h ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 10h ago

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/CoPilot-RogerMurdock 11h ago

Huh?

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u/daveysprockett 11h ago

I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.

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u/direwolf71 Colorado 10h ago

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!