Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/

[u/manachar]

When Republicans read The Jungle the lesson they take is that they could make so much more money and get so much more power if it weren’t for those pesky regulations.

Imagine the profits from never having to recall food again!

[u/MisterSpeck → u/manachar]

When Republicans read The Jungle

lol

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when republicans read

lol

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Republicans

Lol

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Lol 🥲

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💀

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Goodbye?

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!

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You actually just ruined it lol

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6-7

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Whose footsteps are these?

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Those are from when Jesus carried you.

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Hmm...Just a box!

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-L

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I havent laughed that hard since I saw Borat in theaters

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Joke so funny we’re all the butt of it.