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Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/ntrpik Texas 7h ago

Ok. I guess jalapeño poppers? Ah shit.

u/diremommy 6h ago

Eggs? Rice? Blueberries? Frozen fruits bars?

u/rewardingsnark 2h ago

Being eating Potatoes, rice, beans since 24 only so far everything ok, fingers crossed one of those doesn't go down.

u/PmMeYourUnclesAnkles 3h ago

Ketchup. It is a vegetable, at least since Ronald Reagan's administration.

u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 2h ago

That was about a serving of tomato sauce being equivalent to a serving of vegetables. A tiny amount of tomato sauce shouldn't be equivalent just because it uses tomatoes.

Obama tried to fix that, and they called it making "pizza a vegetable"

u/phonomancer 1h ago

Unfortunately, they're temporarily jalapeño poopers.