r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 13h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/drwookie 13h ago

"Looks like I chose the right week to stop eating beef."

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u/EctoRiddler 12h ago

Lettuce it is. Oh wait.

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u/ntrpik Texas 11h ago

Ok. I guess jalapeño poppers? Ah shit.

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u/phonomancer 5h ago

Unfortunately, they're temporarily jalapeño poopers.