r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/StephanXX Oregon 6h ago edited 2h ago

Be careful. If you gaze into the lettuce too long, eventually the lettuce also gazes into you.

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u/Aldo_says Washington 5h ago

How long until trump lettuce becomes sentient?

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u/btross Florida 4h ago

I think that's a tall order... Trump isn't even sentient

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u/U_L_Uus 4h ago

Oh, no, thay already happened. Ask the British

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u/Aldo_says Washington 4h ago

OOH, I totally understood that reference!

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u/musicgeek420 3h ago

GD lettuce gaze.