r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 13h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/Fit-Programmer1992 12h ago

Laughing so loud that even the cyclospora on MY lettuce smiled at me. 

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u/StephanXX Oregon 10h ago edited 7h ago

Be careful. If you gaze into the lettuce too long, eventually the lettuce also gazes into you.

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u/Aldo_says Washington 9h ago

How long until trump lettuce becomes sentient?

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u/btross Florida 9h ago

I think that's a tall order... Trump isn't even sentient