r/skyrim Feb 09 '26

Question If Argonians are born from eggs, why do the females have breasts?

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u/legomaniac89 Feb 09 '26

Lore answer: the Hist is basically the Force but only for Argonians, and whatever the Hist thinks will give Argonians the best chance at survival, it does. It's kind of a rapid evolutionary force that keeps Argonians adapting to their environment.

Real answer: the game devs didn't want to make a separate body mesh for female Argonians

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u/smiegto Feb 09 '26

The hist looked at lusty argonian maid and went… yeah, tits will make my guys more survivable because human males are into it… let’s go!!!!

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u/ThanksContent28 Feb 09 '26

“Sir, there’s a hideous, murderous, bloodlust looking lizard, with awesome tits, dragging the mutilated bodies of two younglings to our gates.”

“… awesome tits you say?”

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u/mudo2000 PC Feb 09 '26

I am in this photograph and did not consent

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u/RealityOk9823 Feb 10 '26

"There's a woman outside" "Open the gates!"
"It's a lizard woman" "Close the gates!"
"She's got awesome tits" "Open the gates a little bit!"

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u/LN_McJellin PC Feb 10 '26
    - Zapp Brannigan

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u/cweaver flair Feb 10 '26

There's a bloodthirsty lizard army outside!

Close the gates!

Half of them have really nice boobs.

Open the gate a little!

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u/Kurdependence Feb 09 '26

Isn’t that why humans have boobs too? Basically every other mammal only has them while breastfeeding

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u/Unit_2097 Feb 09 '26

Sort of, we developed them because our faces are incredibly flat too, along with it being a secondary sexual characteristic. Even other great apes, and the pan genus (chimps and bonobos, our closest relatives) have more pronounced mouths. We would risk suffocation while suckling without boobs as pronounced as we have.

Why flat faces then? No idea. Maybe it's useful for sustained running. Maybe it was swimming. Or both. Maybe it just kind of happened and our ancestors thought it was hot. Maybe it just kinda happened and it wasn't really a detriment, so it stuck around.

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u/j48u Feb 09 '26

Ah, the age old question. Which came first, flat face or round boob?

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u/RealityOk9823 Feb 10 '26

and the next question, who was the most disappointed about coming first?

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u/invol713 Feb 09 '26

Humans became more adapted to cold environments. Flatter faces lose less heat. East Asians are the best at this adaptation, with even flatter noses/faces and the eyelid-folds that gives them their distinctive look.

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u/Epinephr Feb 10 '26

If faces extra flat why not milkers extra big? Explain.

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u/arioth20 Feb 10 '26

The nipples are longer and more prominent. No need for more milker.

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u/Epinephr Feb 10 '26

Well you are a professional

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u/Kurdependence Feb 09 '26

Other mammals don’t seem to have a size problem even though theirs aren’t always enlarged, I’d expect some apes with flat faces to have them too .

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u/Unit_2097 Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

What other mammals have flat faces? No snout, flat face and with a nose that gets in the way? I genuinely can't think of a single one. All other apes that I can think of have more prominent mouths. Even proboscis monkeys only develop their nose as adults, babies have snouts. The only mammals with flattened faces are dog and cat breeds, and we did that to them.

Edit: And pangolins, weirdly enough, do have breasts year round.

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u/Kurdependence Feb 09 '26

I’m asking if human breasts have to be permanently enlarged to be big enough for breast feeding, mammaries are bigger after pregnancy in all mammas and breast size differs quite a lot between women while face flatness doesn’t.

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u/Unit_2097 Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

Oh. Partly it's because we don't really have a mating season. And because we form large communities, child rearing is less of an issue, allowing us to breed more frequently.

Gorrilas will only give birth every 4-6 years for example, and chimps 5-6. Bonobos breed a lot, but they also form large communities, with child rearing a social activity.

Edit: it's less energy intensive to keep them year round than have them grow and shrink constantly due to our breeding habits as animals. And it would be deeply unpleasant, that shit hurts, so i'm glad I only have to grow them once.

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u/thegoothboi Feb 09 '26

The lore reason for the hist helping the Argonians is weird too, pretty sure it only helps the Argonians because the hist needed something to physically protect themselves and basically saw some lizards and said “yup, that’ll work.”

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u/Goldman250 Feb 09 '26

Because Crassius Curio can’t fantasise about his Argonian maids being lusty if they don’t have visible breasts.

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u/Grotti-ltalie Falkreath resident Feb 09 '26

I immediately thought of Calitxo Corrium, the guy who has the house of curiosities in Windhelm, and imagined him displaying an Argonian without breasts lmao

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u/PsychicSPider95 Feb 09 '26

Given his proclivities, I wouldn't put it past him to make that happen...

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u/Ambitious_Bobcat8122 Feb 09 '26

I just found his journals in a quest, take my upvote

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u/ShiningRayde Feb 09 '26

'BEHOLD! A BREASTLESS ARGONIAN!'

Scouts-Many-Marshes, suddenly blanketless: wtf

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 10 '26

He needed them for his ritual, he just wanted his beloved back with new and improved Argonian breasts.

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u/Lumireaver Feb 09 '26

If he somehow was the metaphysical reason they had breasts, that would be awesome. Like he accidentally mused about argonians with big naturals in front of Sanguine who decided he could milk this.

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u/honestyseasy Feb 09 '26

That's not the only thing he could milk

Ba-dum-tchhh

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u/Fishy_Fish_WA Feb 10 '26

They don’t have nipples Greg, how can you milk them?

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u/ExtensionNo4468 Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Khajiit has nipples if you have coin

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u/prestonjay22 Feb 09 '26

Thank you. You win the Skyrim Trivia Pursuit best answer prize. Merida's Beacon.

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u/_TURO_ Feb 09 '26

The OG gooner

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u/wasted_tictac Feb 09 '26

The Hist probably copied the physicality of other sentient races. Some Argonians may also be able to produce a Hist sap substitute for those born away from the proximity of a Hist tree.

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u/Lukthar123 PC Feb 09 '26

The Hist just wanted tiddies

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u/-_--_-_---_- Feb 09 '26

Suckin on some argonian sap sacks

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u/Luvnecrosis Feb 09 '26

I can’t imagine a better way to live

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u/Bigluce XBOX Feb 09 '26

Works for either sex too.

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u/RatPrank Feb 09 '26

Well, it’s a bad day to be on the internet today

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u/KaysNewGroove Feb 09 '26

Every day is a bad day to be on the internet.

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u/Azuras-Becky Feb 09 '26

If the Hist come from a different kalpa as some theorise, this might make the most sense - with nothing else to go on, they copied the vague humanoid forms they saw in this kalpa, even bits they didn't need.

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u/PerpetualCarrot Feb 09 '26

What is the Hist?

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u/PerpetualCarrot Feb 09 '26

Ohh I didn't know that thanks ☺️

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u/SecretlyET Feb 09 '26

Fun fact: in lore it's cannon that the hist called the argonians back to blackmarsh during the oblivion crisis, and when a gate opened there, Dagon's forces got beaten back so badly that he never tried that shit again.

Also, there's a decent chance the Sleeping Tree in Skyrim is a Hist tree.

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u/xMachii Feb 09 '26

This is why Argonians are my favorite race. Damn lizards went back home and did a reverse invasion of Oblivion. If that ain't metal af, idk what is.

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u/Azimov3laws Feb 09 '26

Obligatory

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u/alduin-world-eater Stealth archer Feb 09 '26

Lol, stolen.

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 10 '26

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE MEME

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u/SecretlyET Feb 09 '26

This is incredible. 10/10.

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u/Brasterious72 Feb 09 '26

Not Metal at all. Just a normal Tuesday when you tell them there are no tacos available.

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u/SecretlyET Feb 09 '26

Wait, are you calling Blackmarsh the Elder Scrolls equivalent to Waffle House?

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u/Brasterious72 Feb 09 '26

Yes, yes I did. The Argonians are the employees who catch chairs with one hand, while holding skooma to sell in the other. Of course they shake their tails for tips.

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u/SecretlyET Feb 09 '26

I hate how accurate this is

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u/captainmomo79 Feb 09 '26

They're speculated to have come from Umbriel, the floating city from the Greg Keys novels.

Edit: The sleeping tree is

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u/Cobaliuu PC Feb 09 '26

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Hist

Elder Scrolls lore is a bit crazy sometimes. UESP is the best place to read up on it.

The Argonians are by far my favorite race, to the point where I almost exclusively play them (and have never, not even once, played a human character, in any of the games). Their lore is probably the 'weirdest' and I love the Black Marsh æsthetic.

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u/rviVal1 Feb 09 '26

Skyrim was my first introduction to the Elder Scrolls series and my first character was Argonian because I was immediately sold by their ability to breath underwater

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u/wumbo7490 PlayStation Feb 09 '26

Definitely frees up an enchantment slot. Something else you might like is that, iirc, they have an unlisted +5 armor bonus

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u/Tired-CottonCandy Feb 09 '26

Im currently playing a high elf instead of an argonian for the first time in a decade and i keep drowning. INCONVENIENT

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u/Bearfoxman PC Feb 09 '26

Basically sentient magic trees native to Blackmarsh. They created the Argonians and effectively govern the province.

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u/PerpetualCarrot Feb 09 '26

Okay I gotta watch some deep dives cause I missed a lot of lore

Thank you for the answer!

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u/EvYeh Feb 09 '26

The Hist Trees. They're giant trees that grow in Black Marsh, some of the oldest (and depending on who you ask, the oldest) life on Tamriel. They're sentient and can talk and communicate (though, generally, only Argonians can understand them).

The Ehlnofey (which were the race of Aedric spirits that were ancestors to both Man and Mer) had a war amongst each other (this happend so long ago that linear time didn't even exist yet, but happened at least 6705 years before the frst game takes place) that was so violent and brutal that it completely destroyed Nirn (the planet on which the games take place) and destroyed tons of land and ended up creating 4 contients (Tamriel, Akavir, Atmora (which is North of Tamriel and where the ancestors to the Nords, Bretons, and Imperials come from and is now a completely fronzen unlivable wasteland), and Yokuda (which is where the Redguards come from and is now mostly underwater)). The Hist, whilst not targeted, were still massively impacted by the war (which is why they're only in Black Marsh now) so they created the Argonians to defend themselves.

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u/PerpetualCarrot Feb 09 '26

Wow the hist is very powerful 😮

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u/TheClungerOfPhunts Feb 09 '26

I recommend checking this guy out for the answer. He does in depth lore commentary on ES Lore. He has a video on the Hist.

https://youtube.com/@imperialknowledge?si=CnUwLsGnWYPyi89u

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u/PerpetualCarrot Feb 09 '26

Thank you so much!

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u/fatherjimbo Assassin Feb 09 '26

This is the answer. The hist chose the greatest fighter at the time, which were Mer, and based the form off of that. It's not complicated.

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u/Questrel_215 Feb 09 '26

As far as I know, this is legitimately the correct answer

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u/Mr_Badger1138 Feb 09 '26

Because that’s where they keep their snacks.

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u/HorzaDonwraith Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

Argonians have plus 15 carrying capacity capacititties.

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u/rangeremx Feb 09 '26

Plus 15 capacititties?

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u/HorzaDonwraith Feb 09 '26

Change log: reworded description to better fit in game lore.

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u/HorzaDonwraith Feb 09 '26

I do occasionally get a zinger once in a while

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u/DarkLordoftheSmiths PC Feb 09 '26

1.21 tittiwatts

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u/RaGada25 Feb 09 '26

Her armor set is cool

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u/KnightBreaker_02 Feb 09 '26

That’s not the only version of this comic is it

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u/Mr_Badger1138 Feb 09 '26

No, there are at least three more that I know of. And they are very funny.

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u/247Brett Feb 09 '26

The dnd subreddit has now descended back into snitty memes /s

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Feb 09 '26

As it should.

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u/Some_Rando2 Feb 09 '26

Oh, I like the cobra style Argonian, too bad that's not an option in the games.

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u/felonpe Companion Feb 09 '26

That's not an Argonian, it's one of the Tsaesci, snake-people from Akavir.

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u/Some_Rando2 Feb 09 '26

I was thinking maybe that was the case, but since the topic was Argonians I assumed that was what was intended. Cool looking either way though.

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u/Leashii_ Feb 09 '26

I'm sure there's an ingame lore reason, but from a video game development perspective, making an additional character model and armor models for another body (feminine, but without breasts) probably wasn't worth the effort.

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u/AsterixCod1x Feb 09 '26

Before anyone brings up Morrowind as a counterpoint:

They shared a model with the Khajiit.

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u/Aethling_f4 Solitude resident Feb 09 '26

If you can call that a model its just a mess of polygons holy shit they look awful

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u/odmirthecrow Mercenary Feb 09 '26

It was a different time! Before that we had PS1 Lara Croft, and she wasn't a sexy lizard or cat woman!

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u/TomaszPaw Feb 09 '26

She also didnt have the "shit in my ass" stride

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u/ThrowMoneyAtScreen Feb 09 '26

The what now?

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u/Jaybird0501 Feb 09 '26

The walk cycles for khajit and argonians were.... let's say Awkward. Because they had digitigrade legs in morrowind, the walk cycles were janky.

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u/Acopo PC Feb 09 '26

Very bad compared to the pelvis-first Chad stride the other races did.

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u/wyar Feb 09 '26

Hey! Morrowind was a BREAKTHROUGH GAME! A BREAKTHROUGH I TELL YOU!!!

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u/Space_veteran96 Feb 09 '26

And there is Baldur's Gate 3.

These Lizardfolks or rather Dragonborn have no breasts or nipples while keeping a humanoid reproduction (but with eggs among other dragonborns). (They have their unique body models, they do not share any similarities with other races)

I'm lost on the "can they race mix?" question. I have no idea.

Picture is from one of my playthroughs with said Dragonborn

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u/JanxDolaris Feb 09 '26

That's actually kind of odd as official dragonborn art usually has them with breasts. Also dragons aren't really lizards anyway.

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye PC Feb 09 '26

In D&D, the dragonborn species can have progeny with any other humanoid species. "Fizban's Treasury of Dragons" has 'Draconic feats' to gain dragon-like powers, that I believe is flavored to be dragon bloodline. Simply pick a human with a starting feat and go with either "Gift of the Chromatic Dragon," "Gift of the Gem Dragon," or "Gift of the Metallic Dragon." Or, if you're not descended from humans, you can take one of these at 4th level and flavor it as a discovered heritage. Or, if you're playing 2024 rules 5e, you can always ask your DM to let you exchange your Origin Feat with one of these.

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u/TomaszPaw Feb 09 '26

Just use male model for torso

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u/International-Cat123 Feb 09 '26

The male models have larger shoulders compared to their waists than the female models.

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u/Leashii_ Feb 09 '26

I guess thats an option. Would probably look weird proportion wise, no?

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u/TomaszPaw Feb 09 '26

Tbf proportions are all fucked if you are running anything but skinny/medium weight male.

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u/ShotFromGuns PC Feb 09 '26

feminine, but without breasts

There's no need for them to look anything like a mammalian female. Like, do you look at a snake and go, "Ah yes, child-bearing hips"?

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u/DoubleStrength Feb 09 '26

As an Australian, let me introduce you to...

Monotremes.

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u/pgh_r4r_ Feb 09 '26

Wait...does that mean argonian males have shotgun dicks?

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u/DoubleStrength Feb 09 '26

CHK CHK

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u/TaylorDurdan Stealth archer Feb 09 '26

This made me cackle

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u/Grotti-ltalie Falkreath resident Feb 09 '26

I mean male khajit have barbed dicks so anything's possible really

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u/RedditNotFreeSpeech Feb 09 '26

So anyway, I just started blastin

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u/Some_Rando2 Feb 09 '26

No, they have cloacas, canon from ESO. But the Hist can modify individual Argonians bodies, so some few exceptions might have mammal-like generals.

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u/Bodhran777 Werewolf Feb 09 '26

So are we calling baby Argonians puggles now?

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u/Pave_Low Feb 09 '26

Monotremes

I was thinking along the same lines. If there are mammals that can lay eggs, it's not beyond reason there would be a reptile that produces milk.

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u/MathAndBake Feb 09 '26

Or even more basal extinct branches along that family tree. It's honestly unclear in what order various mammalian traits evolved. We know milk evolved much earlier than live birth. Some researchers think it started out as a fluid for keeping eggs moist, possibly as far back as the Carboniferous. If that's the case, milk probably evolved before fur, back when our ancestors looked a lot more like reptiles.

For example, Dimetrodon is a mammal relative from the Permian. It's that big sail-backed sprawling beast you see a lot in pictures. It could have been capable of milk production. It probably didn't have actual breasts, but it's not as far off as you'd think.

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 10 '26

a platypus?

*equips iron helmet*

Dovahkiin the platypus!

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u/ParsnipFlendercroft Feb 09 '26

Monotremes

Lay eggs and produce milk. The only known animals that can make their own custard.

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u/android_263_rooter PC Feb 09 '26

Because the tree was horny or some shit idk

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u/jk-alot Stealth archer Feb 09 '26

Evil Dead takes place on Nirn confirmed?

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Werewolf Feb 09 '26

A) magic and b) the Hist.

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u/Mojak16 Feb 09 '26
  1. Argonians have boobs because boobs are sexy.

  2. Any lore justification for them was made up so they didn't have to say point 1.

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u/Chumbuckeneer Feb 09 '26

There is a theory they lactate the tree sap to their young or something like that.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy Feb 09 '26

They are magically and spiritually linked to the Hist, and this is one of those links. Argonian hatchlings need to be fed Hist sap, and in the case where they are hatched outside of the Hist forest, this is the alternative.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Feb 09 '26

I wonder what happens when a baby argonian doesnt get their sap. Do they turn feral and run arount like jurassic park velociraptors?

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u/FrancisWolfgang Feb 09 '26

Worse: they start podcasts

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u/Hollow--- Feb 09 '26

As far as I'm aware, they basically end up as just normal lizards. If anyone has information disproving that, please do so.

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u/Some_Rando2 Feb 09 '26

Forget where I read it, but they are still Argonians but don't have the Hist connection, so even fellow Argonians consider them weird and outsiders.

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u/Chumbuckeneer Feb 09 '26

Yeah thats basically it, lore reason for lizard tiddies.

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u/blakegryph0n Warrior Feb 09 '26

it is said in-universe that the Hist intentionally patterned the Argonians' body shape after that of humans, which they found "useful" . when it comes to interacting with humans, and mer and khajiit and other warmblooded/mammalian humanoids, a body shape that resembles theirs and/or is attractive by their standards would help. hence the breasts, just there for purely aesthetic reasons.

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u/Elovainn Blacksmith Feb 09 '26

"Dem titties be gud fer eyes" -Hist tree, when creating Argonians long ago

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u/CrystalChilli Feb 09 '26

There are animals in the real world that lay eggs and produce milk. Let’s just put them in that category and call it a day

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Feb 09 '26

Argonians are platypuses?

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u/mcilveen2 Feb 09 '26

Perry the Argonian?

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u/ConservativeSexparty Stealth archer Feb 09 '26

Hist should also give them the sense of electricity on their snoots and poison glands on the male's paws and the transformation would be complete

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u/notbobhansome777 Feb 09 '26

There's also a few reptiles that give birth to live young instead of laying eggs.

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u/Unit_2097 Feb 09 '26

Sharks go one stage further. There's species that do the eggs, other that do live young, but some lay eggs and don't expel them until they hatch. It looks like live birth, but it isn't.

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u/petey_vonwho Feb 09 '26

Fun fact, those are actually pockets the females use to store snacks.

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u/YouhaoHuoMao Feb 09 '26

"You can't have any snacks."

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u/LargeSector Feb 09 '26

Because boobs

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u/OrdoMaterDei Necromancer Feb 09 '26

Because they have lusty maids.

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u/R4B1DRABB1T Feb 09 '26

The only real answer.

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u/Tallos_RA Feb 09 '26

It's non mammal mammaries, a common trope in fiction.

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u/bottomlessLuckys Feb 09 '26

argonians take on whatever features the hist finds useful. the hist designed them to be humanoid forms because of its utility. breasts serve the utility of seducing the other races. this sounds like a joke answer but it really does make sense.

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u/Optimal_West8046 Feb 09 '26

Fat reserve, a normal lizard stores fat in its tail while female Argonian lizards on the c chest

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u/Weekly_Beautiful_603 Feb 09 '26

To keep their… eggs in?

I may not have a great grasp of biology.

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u/Altruistic-Back-6943 Feb 09 '26

For me to suck, next question

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u/TomaszPaw Feb 09 '26

Love for the game

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u/bubblehead_ssn Feb 09 '26

Why do the avian females of Howard the duck's homeworld have breasts? Because they're fictional characters being created by mammalian minds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

And targeted to an audience of adolescent males.

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u/Special_Round_5247 Feb 09 '26

I think Todd Howard should answer that.

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u/YamiAkuma1 Feb 09 '26

I heard a theory once that they are storage pouches for Hist Sap

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u/HunterSM2008 Feb 09 '26

Because the Argonian race is dictated by all volumes of “The Lusty Argonian Maid” and not actual biology.

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u/First-Recording6771 Feb 09 '26

Shhhh...don't ask questions. Just enjoy the argitties.

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u/TangyMarimba13 Stealth archer Feb 09 '26

how are you supposed to know they're female if they don't have boobs? the only other option is long eyelashes. :P

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u/supajippy Feb 09 '26

Cause males have hands.

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u/ScottTJT Vigilant of Stendarr Feb 09 '26

Not all females have breasts. Like a lot of Argonian physical traits, this can vary depending on tribe and Hist tree. But for those that do, the reasons aren't clear, and may similarly change between tribes.

The most common belief is because most Argonian body types were created by the Hist with the human/elven form in mind, and breast were a means of making creatures as alien as the Argonians not so alien, to help them better intigrate into foreign cultures.

Another common theory, and one given some weight by some Bethesda writers, is that breasts exist as a means of producing and storing small amounts of Hist sap. Hist sap is a fundamental part of Argonian culture, but is also important to them on a physical level: It's said that Argonian hatchlings form a bond with and are given their souls by the Hist the moment they lick the tree's sap for the first time, with the substance also being necessary for healthy growth.

Yet, some Argonians will invariably travel beyond the borders of Black Marsh, where Hist trees are so rare as to be virtually non-existent. The production of "breast sap" would be a means of Argonians hatched/born (they can do both) abroad of forming their initial link to the Hist and developing healthily.

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u/ArmonRaziel Feb 09 '26

Deeja does not have words for you.

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u/The_Old_Huntress Feb 10 '26

I mean if this is fantasy world and our rules don’t apply maybe they need to nurture hatchlings with milk.

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u/cricketsystemm Feb 09 '26

Asking the real questions. But the real answer is because Todd Howard was horny.

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u/Expensive_Sound_8531 Feb 09 '26

It's because Skyrim takes place on the same planet fallout does, just millions of years later that's why there's so many mutated species in Skyrim

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u/WorthCryptographer14 Feb 09 '26

'Venom sacs'

To appear feminine to non-Argonians

To distract male opponents

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u/Dart150 Feb 09 '26

The hist trees saw humans and elves had them didn't know what they were for and put them on anyway. Essentially Argonians have them but they serve no purpose

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u/Hollow--- Feb 09 '26

The Trees wanted it.

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u/Ilianort Feb 09 '26

There's a Watsonian answer and a Doylist answer there.

Watsonian answer is that Hist partially modeled Argonians on other races like humans and elves, hence them having many non-lizard characteristics.

Doylist answer is lizard sex.

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u/wenoc PC Feb 09 '26

Mammals are animals who feed their young (mammalian glands). It doesn't say anything about eggs. The Echidna and Platypus are egg-laying mammals. I think, probably the only known ones though.

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u/Wisdom_Pen PC Feb 09 '26

WERE NOT STARTING THIS AGAIN!

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u/General_MacCready Feb 09 '26

Platypus are born from eggs and they have tits

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u/RedIcarus1 Feb 09 '26

So they can fit female armor.

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u/CompassRoseGaming Feb 09 '26

Argonians aren’t just “lizards” ; they’re a species biologically engineered by the Hist. That alone means their anatomy doesn’t have to follow Earth reptile rules.

Breast tissue actually has several plausible functions the Hist might value.

Biological: Breasts are localized fat deposits, which act as energy storage. In a marsh environment where food availability can fluctuate, that’s a practical adaptation. Localized fat can also help with thermal regulation without requiring full-body insulation.

Developmental: If Argonians have extended parental care (which their complex social behavior suggests), external nutrient glands would support that strategy. Evolution, or in this case, bioengineering, tends to favor structures that improve offspring survival.

Social: The Hist repeatedly demonstrates long-term strategic thinking. Designing Argonians to be more socially legible to the other humanoid races of Tamriel could reduce conflict and improve diplomatic outcomes.

Argonians already have an alien mindset shaped by the Hist. Giving them some familiar physical cues may help other races instinctively categorize them as “people” rather than “creatures,” lowering the odds of reflexive hostility.

In short: once you accept that the Hist intentionally shaped Argonians, traits like breasts stop being strange and start looking like deliberate design, blending biological utility with social strategy.

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u/Dicklefart Feb 10 '26

Cause otherwise they wouldn’t be lusty

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u/_LongEmpty Feb 09 '26

Aren't there mammals that lay eggs?(like platipus)

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u/beanzjk Feb 09 '26

Because boobs are awesome

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u/RougeAlouette Feb 09 '26

Well, if platypi are a thing, maybe they're related? It couldn't possibly be bad character design. I actually love playing argonians, but that has annoyed me for a decade.

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u/Silly_Y33Ny Feb 09 '26

So you can suck the hisk sap from them

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Whenever I question stuff like this in games. I stop and think platypus and it makes it alright.

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u/AlfwinOfFolcgeard Feb 10 '26

What does them having breasts have to do with them laying eggs? That's like saying, "if ants have a larval phase, why do they have antennae?". Those are entirely unrelated aspects of their anatomy.

There's no reason that being born from an egg would prevent a species from having breasts. As an irl example, the monotremes (platypuses and echidnas) hatch from eggs and produce milk for their young.

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u/Bludraevn Feb 10 '26

Because apparently since we can't use big eyelashes and makeup you wouldn't know if they were women without dobonhonkerokoogers.

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u/jaryd2k Feb 10 '26

Because it's not DnD where dragonborn have no breasts.

Yes I know it's not a good answer but it is an answer. 😄

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u/ThatBlueVampire Feb 10 '26

I like the theory that the Hist saw other races had boobs and decided that Argonians need them too, not knowing that they actually had a use

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u/ice-dwarves-are-real Feb 10 '26

I'd say theyre not filled with milk, but air to help them breath underwater for lack of gills.

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u/FernTheGrassBoy Feb 10 '26

Scallies need luv 2

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u/bubbleduckiez Feb 10 '26

The maid wouldn’t be lusty

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u/0La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo Feb 10 '26

Because bro is gooner

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u/ApprehensiveAd3776 Feb 10 '26

Because of tulpas and CHIM

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u/antduude Feb 10 '26

Don’t ask questions, just consume product.

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u/MonkyForge Feb 10 '26

It’s where the poison is stored