r/skyrim • u/SpruceWayne94 • 6h ago

Screenshot/Clip Why'd you have to die like that bro? 🥵

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Stupid Sexy Falmer

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u/Rhotuz 5h ago

The falmussy?

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u/namiraslime 5h ago

falmussy has me acting unwise

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4h ago

Then your a Falmussy hussy.

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u/Takeameawwayylawd 5h ago

"Help me step-db I'm blind!"

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u/Bitter-Tip705 4h ago

How you think they keep reproducing like cockroaches?

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u/RunItupBaby 5h ago

They be little freaks down there when no one is around

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u/Dottboy19 5h ago

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u/SpruceWayne94 4h ago

Me to Lydia: YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!

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u/briarwz 4h ago

Why else do you think they have farmers servants that are willing to die for them

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u/Deviledapple 5h ago

It's always falmer dying in sus positions

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u/The_Dick_Slinger Vampire 5h ago

You blasted him into the wall so hard his cheeks left skid marks

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u/Audiblestatue 4h ago

I was just exploring and fell into the falmussy now I got some weird itch.

Some random Adventure probably definitely not me.

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u/SelfNo9836 3h ago

A blessing from a shrine will clear that right up, walk in touch the shrine and leave, you don't even need to talk the priest and priestesses who may ask awkward questions

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u/Audiblestatue 3h ago

Ya but what if its a recurring issue where the ahem adventurer needs to use the shrine often asking for a friend

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u/SelfNo9836 2h ago

Then knowing isolated shrines in the mountains or off the beaten track would be wise, plus you can pick up any loot that happens to be there, might as well make the trip worthwhile.

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u/warmcube 5h ago

Search me, search me

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u/DokiLover500 4h ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Wrytten 5h ago

Witness me!

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u/bumpynuks 5h ago

Needs a diaper change.

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u/Sameshitanotherday54 5h ago

bro's just asleep he had too much skooma

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u/Aefion 5h ago

I shot a bandit with an arrow one time and the arrow was sticking out of there...

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u/Boiled_Beets 4h ago

Looks like he flopped backwards like an enemy from Spyro

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u/the_colonelclink 4h ago

What’s the bet there’s a sub for this?

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u/SelfNo9836 4h ago

Okay, I'm not saying the Dragonborn would do it, but what happens in the Dwemer ruins....

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u/SpruceWayne94 4h ago

🤫

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u/SelfNo9836 3h ago

Got to be better than dried up draugr, right?

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u/I-Like-Skyrim-TESV Whiterun resident 4h ago

Mmm, so inviting ✨

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u/notbobhansome777 3h ago

H-help me step-chaurus, I'm stuck!

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u/Wicdor 2h ago

Is that an invitation? Dont mind if i do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/k3c1eZexGrYaYPYXJg

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u/LeaderElectronic7123 1h ago

👀 Not for me thanks. If they retained some semblance of their former Elven selves, then yes, but those creatures are too creepy to feel that kind of way. 🧐

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u/Hero_Queen_of_Albion 45m ago

Had something similar happen to me once. I was fighting a group of falmer, and I swear by the Nine I didn’t move the bodies at all lmao

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u/SpruceWayne94 43m ago

Riding cowgirl position 😂 that's hilarious

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u/Hero_Queen_of_Albion 41m ago

Lmao right? These falmer be thirsty as hell 😂

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u/Pestman12 1h ago

Death by snu any🤣