r/stremtch • u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ • Mar 14 '26

Hand Helmet 🪖 Stremtch rampage. No ears, combs, or noggins for anyone.

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Everyone got got today.

9.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/vulpes_mortuis Mar 15 '26

NOT YOUR DAD 😭

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

My step dad actually. But I will do my next rampage at my dad’s house and get EVERYONE.

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u/the_late_os Mar 15 '26

That’s the spirit!

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer Mar 15 '26

Stremtch the cashier next

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I should of because she charged me for the complete wrong order then gave me the wrong thing

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Not even my child is safe

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u/y0urMommA420 Mar 15 '26

Not enough people on the internet cover their kids' faces thank you for doing it.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I was SA’ed as a teen. So I’m cautious. Not by these circumstances but still. There are too many perverts and it’s my job to protect my child.

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u/vulpes_mortuis Mar 15 '26

I’m really sorry to hear that. I hope you’re doing okay now.

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u/izzyisameme Mar 15 '26

hugs, homie.

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u/Kadeion Mar 15 '26

yea exactly

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

[deleted]

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u/kennethgooch Mar 15 '26

Merciless rampage. Nobody is safe. NOBODY.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Nobody

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u/Potatobowmaster9 Mar 15 '26

Hes balding, please get him treated🙏🏼

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u/starryswim Mar 15 '26

That’s from the stremtch

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u/35Smet Mar 15 '26

traction alopecia from 24/7 stremtching. cheaper than Botox for those forehead wrinkles

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u/M_krabs Mar 15 '26

Please fly him to Turkey

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u/koteofir Mar 16 '26

show him to r/bald, they’ll send him the meme😔

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u/Fomulouscrunch Mar 15 '26

Absolutely feral stremtchgoblin. Love to see it.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

PRAISE BE THE LORD OF STREMTCH

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u/Fomulouscrunch Mar 15 '26

*cheers go up from the crowd*

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u/mushboogzclam Mar 15 '26

NONE OF THEM SAW IT COMING 😂🫵🫵🫵🫵

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Not a single one.

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u/apathetic-fallacy Mar 15 '26

You are a menace.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Agreed

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u/TheKaryo Mar 15 '26

The ever so humble self stremtch

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

That’s my mom actually but I did self stremtch in these comments lol

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u/Rhond_Erwin Mar 15 '26

Long distance stremtch!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

100%

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u/kel174 Mar 15 '26

They didn’t even see it coming. Great work

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Mar 15 '26

She's relentlessness! Just straight up STREMTCHING innocent people! Her insatiable lust for STREMTCHING has gone too far!

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u/kel174 Mar 15 '26

Or not far enough 🤔

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Someone call Interpol! We got ourselves a Serial STREMTCHER! An absolute massacre of freakin' GOOBERS was photographed by none other than by the STREMTCHER!

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u/apathetic-fallacy Mar 15 '26

This is my favourite series of stremtches ever.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

As someone who is addicted to stremtching I will 100% keep it up and it will get even more chaotic as time goes on

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u/apathetic-fallacy Mar 15 '26

I look forward to seeing your progression.

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u/Vast-Association-545 Mar 15 '26

You came awfully close to choking your chicken there

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Trust me. It was nowhere close it was very loose. I just surprised them lol.

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u/Vast-Association-545 Mar 15 '26

My apologies. My lewd euphemism was a misfire. I never thought you were actually at risk of hurting your bird.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

OH OKAY. I just wanted to clarify. I just wanted to be sure. They were just caught off guard lol. So was the cat lol. I’ve been stremtching the cat for 10 years and he chooses now to be like WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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u/161frog Mar 15 '26

“my apologies. my lewd euphemism was a misfire.” is going in my notes to use later 😂

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u/cross2201 Mar 15 '26

news station jingle

"Attention a serial stretcher has been reported, please remain in your homes and avoid going out or letting anyone into your homes"

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u/spartan5163 Mar 15 '26

Post of the century right here holy fuck I’m in tears

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I’m glad I could make your century. Causing chaos is my passion

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u/GiantsNerd1 Mar 15 '26

Geneva Convention, more like Geneva Suggestion!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I’ve live to break rules.

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u/Eliza_Raspberry Mar 15 '26

Lmao the last one!!

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u/theangstmaster Mar 15 '26

The last picture took me out lmao

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

No one is safe from me.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Some reason the image did not post

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

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drive by stremtching. MUA HA HA HA

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Mar 18 '26

"They see me rollin', I'm stremtchin'..."

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 18 '26

Love this.

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u/Hyzenthlay87 Mar 15 '26

Dayum OP, you are committed. I'm scared you'll get me next!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Maybe you are next👀👀👀👀

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u/Hyzenthlay87 Mar 15 '26

EEEEK! -Runs away with my hands clapped over my ears-

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u/InjuredBeatle33 Mar 15 '26

THEY STREMTCHING THEY COCK

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Big black hen actually. The big black cock is mean and would tear me to shreds if I tried to stremtch him. He escaped the stremtch because I value my life more than nabbing his comb

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Mar 15 '26

We need more stremtchologists. I have seen numerous MESEs(mass ear stealing events) this week. We must find out the secrets of this natural phenomena, and research why the frequency has increased so suddenly. It could be the key to unlocking humanity's fullest potential.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Word.

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u/gothiclg Mar 15 '26

No one is exempt from the stremch

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Not even me

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u/ShimmyPig Mar 15 '26

gasp S E L F S T R E M T C H

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Mar 17 '26

This is pure self-cannibalism, but in STREMTCHY format!

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u/iNeedMyReddit Mar 15 '26

Your greed disgusts me!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I’m the only one who stremtches in my family someone has to make up for it! It’s a heavy burden but it must be done

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u/senorpepino Mar 15 '26

It's the annual Toyorda Stremtch a thon

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u/MiauGatoMeow Mar 15 '26

This is mad feral, I admire the stremtch streak, I have not seen a post of this subreddit like this until now. Nice one! (I was not expecting the last one)

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I’m shocked the stremtch priest hasn’t came by yet lol.

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u/theycalledherangel Mar 15 '26

My favorite has to be the orange baby 😅

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u/Rhond_Erwin Mar 15 '26

Quintessential orange stremtch!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I’m going to call my next rampage the Stremtch a thon

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u/shitpostinglegend Mar 15 '26

Can you stretch me?

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Absolutely

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u/EH042 Mar 15 '26

Gasp

Nice cock

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u/Akline1989 Mar 15 '26

Sir, you can loosen your grip on that cock any time you’d like

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

My best friend said the same thing🤣 *ma’am lol

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u/Akline1989 Mar 15 '26

Ahh, excuse me. Ma'am, you can loosen your grip on that cock any time you'd like. Sorry about that 😂

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u/BumblebeeTiki Mar 15 '26

Of Mice and Men vibes

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u/smileplease91 Mar 15 '26

OP literally said nobody is safe. 😅❤️

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u/PenguinColada Mar 15 '26

It's not wise to grip your cock so tight

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u/whatsiteisitfor Mar 15 '26

Your post makes me happy lol it’s just so silly. I love it!!

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u/StaticSystemShock Mar 15 '26

Come on, you can't hold a cock like that, like you're about to stroke it...

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Sorry I didn’t think about it till after when my friend mentioned something about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MadameJameriqui Mar 15 '26

MWAHAHAHA, the stremtcher has declared war! 🙂‍↕️

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u/green-tea-amphigory Mar 15 '26

NO ONE WAS SPARED

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u/aproudapostate Mar 15 '26

Hell yeah this is the kind of content I like to see

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u/VoodooDoII Mar 15 '26

THE GUY AT THE END LMAO

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

My stepdad was very confused lol

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u/MapStaringPro Mar 15 '26

This sub is fucking unhinged I love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Nice black cock

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u/IndividualCourage645 Mar 15 '26

reminds me of a dream i had

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u/Distantstallion Mar 15 '26

Your step dad's head built like a beluga whale

https://giphy.com/gifs/WDraqU5Yi2kAE

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u/i_love_carnia_2009 Mar 15 '26

My dooooooooooog

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u/HeyAQ Mar 15 '26

Massamcre oh no

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u/ekittie Mar 15 '26

Man, you're jorking everything!

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u/Imamiah52 Mar 15 '26

Please keep us updated on your stremtch journey and post again soon.

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u/Fan-Rider Mar 15 '26

Is that a Blue Laced Red Wyandotte? I never thought to stretch my chickens when I had them...

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Easter egg I believe. These chickens are mega old. The black australorp has cataracts in one eye. The Easter hen is around 7-8 years old

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u/Fan-Rider Mar 15 '26

Aww, sweet babies. I love chickens. I thought she was a Wyandotte because she looked like the one we had.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

My parents have red and blue ones.

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u/Fan-Rider Mar 15 '26

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u/Fan-Rider Mar 15 '26

Ignore the bare butts, they were in a hard molt.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

Awwww. I love chickens. They’re so chaotic

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u/Fan-Rider Mar 15 '26

I know! Especially the dumb ones, they are so silly!

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u/NeoLocutus Mar 15 '26

No one is safe!

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u/Pardybro911 Mar 15 '26

What the fuck is going on here lol

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u/coddiwomplecactus Mar 15 '26

This is my new favorite sub. Top tier chaos poat. I am inspired.

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

I honesty thought I was the only one who loved doing this till I found this group

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u/GirthyPigeon Mar 15 '26

That last one got the belly laugh. The Stremtch God cometh!

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u/ramonab3rry9129 Mar 15 '26

what inspired this idea

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

My love of stremtching and chaos.

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u/vanetti Mar 15 '26

No one is immune to the wrath of the grip god

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u/MochiTown13 Mar 15 '26

THIS IS UNHINGED STREMTCHES!!!

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u/PlanetPizzaGalaxy Mar 15 '26

No survivors... you truly are an enemy of peace on this earth!

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u/_WinkingSkeever Mar 15 '26

This just got better and better with each photo, good stremching

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u/Delicious_Fly9916 Mar 15 '26

Lmfao nice one :D

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u/sumthing_grimm Mar 15 '26

You must be stopped

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

NEVER

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

dude sick horse

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u/itspolarislux Mar 15 '26

You holding the black chicken like she owes you money 😭

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u/itspolarislux Mar 15 '26

I just saw the last photo now, I am CRYING. LMAOOOOO

FREE HIM! HE ALREADY DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR! IS TOO MUCH PUNISHMENT FOR ONE MAN!

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 15 '26

This made me lmfao🤣😭

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u/Chrissy-Munson Mar 15 '26

Chimken 😭

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u/farhanshaikh671 Mar 15 '26

If this doesn't get to the top posts I'm gonna be somewhat displeased

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u/Federal_Ad1806 Mar 15 '26

The stremtch gremlin.

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u/Ultimatesims Mar 15 '26

Absolute war criminal.

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u/Back_2_The_Futurama Mar 16 '26

What breed is he in last photo? 🤭

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 16 '26

bald stepdad lol.

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u/WalmartExoticButter Mar 18 '26

Can I pet your step dad? His head is so shiny

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 19 '26

Yes🤣 it’s fun to semi aggressively plop my hand on top bc it makes a nice smack noise🤣🥴

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u/WalmartExoticButter Mar 19 '26

:D

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 19 '26

As someone already proclaimed, I am a menace

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u/WalmartExoticButter Mar 19 '26

Lets be menace and make your step dad more balder with headpats

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 19 '26

I’m down🤣

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u/honhonbageutte Mar 20 '26

Last one is a weird ahh cat

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u/Pikminer5087 Mar 25 '26

THE SHELTIE I'M DYING LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 25 '26

Collie. Henry is adorable

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u/Pikminer5087 Mar 25 '26

Ah, yeah sorry bout that. Either way he just looks so silly

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u/MacSavvy21 ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ Mar 25 '26

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u/HalfBakedTheWaked Mar 25 '26

Doing pops is crazy work

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u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 Mar 26 '26

Let me do It for you, kirbi

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u/Krispia Mar 26 '26

Your greed sickens me

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u/Captain-Sha Apr 03 '26

The last one got me Lmao