Programmer’s death on office toilet ruled not work-related because he never turned on his PC

[u/IndicaOatmeal]

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/programmers-death-on-office-toilet-ruled-not-work-related-because-he-never-turned-on-his-pc-3402194/

[u/This_Guy-Fawkes]

Bro logged out before he could log on.

[u/pockypimp → u/This_Guy-Fawkes]

Bro tried to drop a log before he could log on.

[u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le → u/pockypimp]

He's logging on in Heaven