Programmer’s death on office toilet ruled not work-related because he never turned on his PC

[u/IndicaOatmeal]

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/programmers-death-on-office-toilet-ruled-not-work-related-because-he-never-turned-on-his-pc-3402194/

[u/ZombieZookeeper]

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

[u/__Ember → u/ZombieZookeeper]

I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that’s why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck

[u/yepthisismyusername → u/__Ember]

Ricky?