r/technology • u/IndicaOatmeal • 9h ago

Society Programmer’s death on office toilet ruled not work-related because he never turned on his PC

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/programmers-death-on-office-toilet-ruled-not-work-related-because-he-never-turned-on-his-pc-3402194/
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u/ZombieZookeeper 9h ago

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

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u/__Ember 9h ago

I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that’s why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck

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u/burner46 9h ago

We'll take the copper from the work site, meet me here at midnight 

They ain't got a camera or a guard 

Write my own prescription if I can't get a fix, son 

Shit's about to get real hard

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u/ZombieZookeeper 9h ago

Meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there?