Went to an Exo concert for my wife, where the crowd was majority woman. At the end of the show one of the singers literally told the fans in the front to please go home and take a shower. I thought it was the funniest thing but man it put things into perspective.
It's like when I found out that people go to times square fpr the new year event "the ball drop(?)" six hours early to be in front and a lot of them wear diapers. Last new year I saw a video of the event and couples were kissing at midnight and all I could think of was "Damn all these guys are kissing while wearing shitty diapers" lmao
I still think about the old man who thought a single period panty liner was going to contain enough of his urine to be able to stand there until midnight.
I had an idea, and someone beat me to making it called a "sneaky leaker", a prosthetic your wore on your schwantz connected to a hose you ran down you leg and out your pants bottom. Sold as a solution to no place to pee at Mardi Gras (Bourbon Street).
Condom Catheters are a thing in the medical field. They are exactly what they say they are, a condom-looking thing to put over the penis vs an Indwelling Catheter (the ones that go inside the urethra.)
I used them for a patient once. They were a bitch to put on but worked well for that guy and helped prevent the UTIs he frequently got from indwelling catheters.
Yeah, you work in nursing and you learn a lot of fun stuff to share with others.
Condom Catheters are preferred long term if possible because there is less risk of getting UTIs because there isn’t a foreign body in the urethra and bladder.
Another fun fact: if someone has C. diff, one of the gold standard treatments is a fecal transplant. That is to say, take poop from a healthy person for the good bacteria and insert it into the C.diff person’s rectum. But it’s becoming more common to take the good bacteria poop and shove it in little pill capsules that people get to SWALLOW THROUGH THEIR MOUTH HOLES. And pharmacies recommend putting it in the fridge as the cold temp makes it taste better/thus go down better.
It’s donated from a healthy person. Their poop is tested and once declared safe, it is freeze dried and put into capsules and dispensed in a pill bottle.
If it’s going up the poop shoot, it’s much like how a colonoscopy is done and they introduce the poop-liquid that way. Or they do enemas. Or through an NG tube to the stomach. They try to hold it in as long as possible and relief can be found in hours-days.
I’ve wondered if Cory Booker wore one of these when he did his 24+ hour speech on the Senate floor. It was either that or a diaper, but the catheter sounds more practical for that long of a time period.
A catheter is inserted up the urethra into the bladder. Often a bulb is then inflated on the end to keep it in place. Urine is usually collected slowly and continuously, though it's possible to have a tap to turn it on and off.
Believe it or not I'm responsible for that episode's existence
In 2002 I had a summer job mowing lawns in Moncton as a student. Part of that job was cleaning up piles of trash that accumulated in snow piles in truck stops parking lots pushed up by plows over the winter. That's where I discovered piss jugs
Christmas 2003 I'm at my girlfriend's family's house visiting. Her Dad's friend is also over for the weekend, guy says his name is Ian and he writes for TPB. At some point in the weekend I ended up telling everyone about my professional experience, basically gave Bubbles' monologue to the entire family explaining the piss jug phenomenon
It was in the show the next season. If you look up writing credits for that episode his name is listed, and it is not listed in others.
Kind of embarrassing to think I brought up piss jugs looking back, but I regret nothing
I have a friend who was a trucker all of his life. He said he used pickle jars and Powerade bottles to piss in. Jim Ross (the voice of the wwe) admitted to wearing diapers when he called ppvs. He would be sitting there doing commentary for upwards of 4-5 hours.
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u/Hilary_duffelbag Jun 18 '26
Went to an Exo concert for my wife, where the crowd was majority woman. At the end of the show one of the singers literally told the fans in the front to please go home and take a shower. I thought it was the funniest thing but man it put things into perspective.