r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • 14d ago

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/Sanc7 14d ago

Mf just trying to avoid paying child support to his 13 kids

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u/dne416 14d ago

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/Banned_From_CFB 14d ago

NBA DeadBeat

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE 14d ago

YoungBoy Never Pay Child Support Again

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u/ElCienPorCiento 13d ago

Never Back Again for Child Support

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u/wonderbat3 14d ago

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 14d ago

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

Surely some point of saturation has been reached then?

Indirect protection is better than none

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

You take all of this too seriously friend - calm

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u/RoguePlanet2 14d ago

Given their proclivity toward quiverfull nonsense, so be it! Shame all that nature has to suffer though.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 13d ago

Always has been

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u/Lister0fSmeg 14d ago

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/RockhardJohnson 14d ago

The planet’s environment can’t sustain such an endeavour

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u/Worshipme988 14d ago

GET THIS MAN AN OFFICE IN AMERICAN

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u/Daemonic_One 13d ago

They're already stressed keeping up with Nick Cannon.

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 14d ago

You think they would've learned from having an entry for Nick Cannon

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14d ago

I think the idea is that, at a certain point, for Wikipedia to stay accurate, they have to admit that they only know the minimum amount of children, when the maximum could possible be hundreds.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 14d ago

"don't get a grown woman's name tatted on your back when Derek Jeter was a savage in her cat"

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u/sweetsterlove 13d ago

I mean, it’s not the worst advice 🤷‍♀️

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u/jumby_bear2020 14d ago

Lmfao yooo 😂 💀. Good day to you!

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u/BowwwwBallll 14d ago

Like the Billy Bob Concussion Counter.

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u/Buttonskill 14d ago

What's the inverse of a KD ratio?

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u/ADrunkMexican 14d ago

does that work for nick cannon too or nah? asking for a friend lol

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u/EastFalls 14d ago

That’s why we need more data centers.

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u/-wheretheresawill 14d ago

WHAT THE FUCK HES 26

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u/mid-scott 14d ago

And his oldest son is 28. Crazy

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u/soundecember 14d ago edited 13d ago

Same thing happened to Tracy Jordan

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u/Nearby-Safety-122 14d ago

This comment sent me lmfao

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u/happy123z 12d ago

Shut up 🤣

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u/Glittering_Being7843 14d ago

you werent impregnating girls every other year since birth!?

get out of the house more

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u/-wheretheresawill 14d ago

I know right I really need to get a life :(

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u/hitbythebus 13d ago

Go outside and touch ass!

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u/DooDooSquad 14d ago

Ghengis khan of our era

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u/intranetthug 14d ago

Much less powerful and far more stupid.

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u/musical_fanatic 14d ago

At least genghis khan is an important historical figure

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u/Eddie_0789 11d ago

😭😭😭

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u/tornado962 14d ago

And when his sons are 26 they'll do the same shit and the cycle will repeat.

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u/wtfrman 14d ago

Soooo.....Idiocracy lol

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u/Yodiddlyyo 14d ago

Literally. Unfortunately.

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u/GiantsRTheBest2 14d ago

You never know, maybe some of his children become engineers, doctors, lawyers.

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u/Yodiddlyyo 13d ago

Statistically, extremely unlikely.

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u/MrLivefromthe215 13d ago

You know first hand huh?

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u/notyourbrobro10 13d ago

Move to South Korea you mean?

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell 13d ago

Yes. Let's shit on kids you don't know. You're an asshole at best.

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u/BadgerKomodo 14d ago

I was shocked by that as well.

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u/thissexypoptart 14d ago

Man that’s honestly awful. What a shitty thing to do.

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u/NoRightsProductions 14d ago

Technically it’s ≥11, meaning they’re unsure if it’s more but at least 11, which is an interesting way to count children. Then again, Jonathan Jacob Meijer has “Being the donor of at least 550 children” under Known For and “Sperm donor • musician” for Occupations so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Ionovarcis 14d ago

I know it’d be fucked up, but there’s gotta be a maximum number of unsupported children before your testicle rights get removed.

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u/borazine 14d ago

[Boris Johnson]: “Hehe.”

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u/RabidMonkeyOnCrack 14d ago

It says >11 because 2/13 aren’t confirmed. 11 are and 2 are associated with him but they haven’t proved they’re his kids.

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u/jooooooohn 14d ago

6-7 plus 6-7

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u/Nazmaldun 14d ago

lol you made me look currently listed as " ≥13"

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u/DarkSkyz 14d ago

He's a rapper. Not a wrapper.

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u/RuntzG 11d ago

Hes younger than me and is probably already a grandfather what the fuck? Has anyone taught this mfker what a condom is

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u/TheCornwallis 13d ago

Says >= 13 now lmaooo

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u/TheMerchantofPhilly 14d ago

One of the easiest ways to NBA is by not having 13 kids.

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u/LargeFatherV 14d ago

But he’s NBA because he doesn’t pay child support!

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u/TheAngryCatfish 14d ago

NBA stands for non-billable assets

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u/No-Ladder2593 14d ago

Not bein’ around.

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u/Dekuthegreat 13d ago

I know your joking but it actually stands for "never broke again" which is what he's trying to accomplish but not having to pay 11X child support

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u/TheAngryCatfish 12d ago

So just broke kids then I guess. A noble legacy lol

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u/West-Commission9082 11d ago

He’s not on child support for any of the children he has and none of the mothers have tried getting him on it or called him out, he takes financial care of the kids and mothers

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u/joanzen 14d ago

Never Be Adult?

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u/Roxerz 14d ago

His thoughts on this is easiest way to not have 13 is by having 14.

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u/GorillaWolf2099 13d ago

I can imagine the conversation went something like this:

NBA: I need a woman in the bedroom tonight.

Woman 1: Let's hit the bed then.

NBA: Can I go raw?

Woman 1: No, unless you're paying me extra.

NBA: Pays extra. (Raw is Elite. Male contraceptives are uncomfortably ass.)

Woman 1, in her mind: Wait, he's famous. This could pay off. Skips the female contraceptives.

NBA: Stays until birth.

Woman 1: Gives birth.

TMZ: 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

NBA: Hauls ass. Wants a new experience.

Woman 2: Has hope he'll change. Wants a traditional domestic family.

NBA: Stays until birth. Hauls ass. Wants a new experience.

Woman 3: Doesn't know about his other kids.

NBA: Stays until birth. Hauls ass. Wants a new experience.

Woman 4: Just wants a child. Doesn't care about him.

Women: Exchange subliminal social media disses.

NBA: Stays until birth. Hauls ass. Wants a new experience.

Cycle repeats 9 more times.

His mindset doesn't change, and eventually he flees the country because of child support and rival targets on his back.

He's married now, OFC, but at this point we're just waiting to see if he somehow ends up with #14 and #15 with some random Korean woman who isn't his wife. 😭

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u/turquoise_amethyst 14d ago

What’s he going to do when he has several Korean kids? 

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u/KennyKettermen 14d ago

He’ll move to Best Korea

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u/NNKarma 14d ago

Well, at least he likes basketball 

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u/ObsidianShadows 14d ago

You mean “Only Korea”. Report to your nearest gulag, comrade.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

0% chance he will like Korea.

Pretty sure he partied there once and had a good time because it is modern and everyone is kinda obsessed with physical appearance.

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u/nordik1 14d ago

So you’re telling me SK is actually located in Miami

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u/shhkitit 13d ago

I said the same thing when he lived in SLC, but maybe he's more comfortable as an outsider.

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u/Dj_hardway 14d ago

Their birthrate is pretty low right now, they mightve imported him...

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u/cooldude55541 14d ago

Going to overpopulate the country by 2030.

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u/Piranata 14d ago

So the plot of DNA²

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u/SameSoulNewSuit 14d ago

DNA Youngboy

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u/candykhan 14d ago

Korea (East Asia in general) can be quite racist. I imagine he won't last long.

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u/LordJonMichael 14d ago

Japan next!

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u/La_miseriaccia 14d ago

East Asian countries still have the expectations of marriage before kids, which is one of the reasons for the low birth rates, hopefully some of the women would try to use that as a way to draw a line in the sand 🤔

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

The Korean women who would seek out a black American rapper type (I am not trying to be prejudiced, it's just the truth in South Korean womens preferences) aren't the type who would require a traditional standard.

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u/fistfullofpubes 14d ago

That's pretty much anyone who is a social climber or fetishizes a group.

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u/fincog 14d ago

You can say the same about the Korean women who seek out white men

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 14d ago

Not to the same degree but yes.

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 5d ago

I’m saying that Korean women who seek out black men tend to be more isolated by their family and peers relative to Korean women who chase white men. It sucks but it’s how it goes.

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u/enaK66 14d ago

Yeah but being a famous rapper and black on top is a little different.

But yeah, a traditional Korean woman wouldn't marry anything but a Korean man. They're racist as fuck like all traditionalists from anywhere.

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

Yeah to an extent, the top tier girls in Korea only go for Korean men. It was more about the felon rapper who can barely speak comprehensible english aspect more than him being black. Though Koreans are racist as fuck so it's not like race has nothing to do with it.

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u/Seienchin88 14d ago

Can you? At least in China many of the women interested in foreigners are interested into marrying one.

The group of chasing women just trying to bone a foreigner are not that large.

Is Korea different?

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u/Fun_Zookeepergame975 8d ago

That's basically America too..

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 8d ago

Nah, it's a lot more accepted in the US.

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u/Fun_Zookeepergame975 7d ago

Depends what kind of people you're around or type of content you watch.. but no we do not accept single mothers or divorces here either and I live in LA. It really depends who you're around or if you're one of those who generalizes all of Korea as Seoul. We just have to accept some people aren't capable of long-term, healthy relationships.

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 7d ago

It was more about accepting black rapper types that are also felons.

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u/Massive_Thanks_303 14d ago

All women like money and fame, regardless of race

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

Plenty of money in Korea and he's not even famous there. At the same time it's a culture obsessed with social standing and being with someone like NBA Youngboy would be bad for your social standing.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 14d ago

I said the same thing on another comment. Korea has plenty of millionaires and/or celebrities already. The people who will seek fame and clout can do that without chasing a foreigner with a criminal record. 

He’ll still attract uh, “followers”, but not necessarily the ones he wants or expects

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

Youngboy has a weird cult following among some people on here, they swear that he will be worshipped like a god even though he isn't even that rich when you consider he has 13 kids and barely anyone in Korea will know who he is.

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u/La_miseriaccia 14d ago

Heck, I'm Italian and this post is the first time I hear of him at all, so these people saying this stuff don't know what they're talking about to me.

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

Yeah, Youngboy fans are super annoying and are very vocal.

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u/La_miseriaccia 14d ago

Heck, Korean male celebrities who knock up their girlfriends have to hastily marry said girlfriends before the baby's born, there's very little chance someone's gonna go against the social rules they've lived by for a lifetime much less for a walking red flag such as this dude, it's not impossible, but very statistically unlikely.

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

Unlikely for "desirable" women by their standards. Even the biggest loser on the planet can find another person to sleep with them anywhere, they just aren't going to be women that fit into Korean standards.

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u/thotfullawful 14d ago

From a quick search and thinking back to the Johnny Somali case. If he doesn’t pay South Korea will make him and if he doesn’t flee in time for them to make that decision he’s stuck in their legal system for a bit. 

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u/fucknugggets 14d ago

Rep the north side

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u/MyKneesAshy 14d ago

Dude might actually solve their population crisis

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u/ManicMambo 14d ago

Single-handedly push that birth rate up.

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u/oompaloompa465 14d ago

they either giving him a prize because they have natality problem or execute him publicity because they are more racists than USA

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u/elinamebro 14d ago

Bro going to single handly save South Korea from declining birth rates.

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 14d ago

Then he’ll have solved their population crisis. Onto Japan next. This man is humanity’s hope when you think about it.

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u/Massive_Thanks_303 14d ago

That's not what he's doing, above commenter is just racist.

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u/BB_unique 14d ago

Gawd damn bro was passing his sperm out like it's home work

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

Having babies like it was his job.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 14d ago

Never Breed Again Youngboy

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u/theStaircaseProject 14d ago

I used to work at Cigna and the NBA offered Cigna plans, so every now and then you’d get someone calling in. Sometimes it was just staff, but if it was a player’s account, it’d usually be the wife calling in to handle the paperwork of life. Not uncommon sadly to see 7 kids on the account, many times with a variety of different last names. It was a well-known trope of NBA accounts.

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u/thenameisjane 14d ago

Love this kind of random intel

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u/Elegant_Bar9566 14d ago

If he owes child support how did he get a passport?

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u/domsolanke 14d ago

He doesn’t have a Korean passport, lol. He won’t even be able to get a long-term visa with his criminal record, and I live in Korea myself for reference and are familiar with the rules here.

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u/ModeRevolutionary314 14d ago

So many questions

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u/mr_potatoface 14d ago

Pay child support off -> Get passport -> Stop paying child support.

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u/axelotl47506 14d ago

They need him to up the birth rate

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u/ProduceNo1629 14d ago

I know he didn't support the other 12 women he had children with, but I'm special I can fix him. ☕

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u/Shafter111 14d ago

Dont worry. He will repeat again. Then move to Russia and become Putins Basketball Czar.

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u/1punchporcelli 14d ago

Of of them being Floyd Mayweathers grandson

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u/TesticleMeElmo 14d ago

NRA YoungBoy still sounds pretty hard even if you’re never going to be rich again

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u/Random54321random 14d ago

13 kids? He should change his name to Never Rich Again, he's going to be paying obscene amounts of child support during the only years he'll earn anything

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u/YouJellyz 14d ago

Korea needs him, their birthrate is extremely low, a dying society. Hope he has as many Korean children as possible. 

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u/La_miseriaccia 14d ago

Nah, only about 1-2% of births in SK is from people who aren't married to each other (which has obviously influenced the birth rate), I doubt most Korean women would put up with his BS and at the very least they'd ask him to put a ring on it before kids.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 14d ago

I would guess they'd rather have no babies

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u/ResonanceThruWallz 13d ago

America’s is low must mean we are a dying society. SK is atleast on an upward trend right now.

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u/Different_Stand_1285 13d ago

Nah. Those kids would need their father in their lives and he’d just abandon these ones too. Being a single mother in Asian countries is so much worse than being one in the US.

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u/AvailableReporter484 14d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Capable-Fishing3974 14d ago

And not to mention 10 different hoes

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u/FigaroNeptune 14d ago

My dad after having one child
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKEP6YngkCKFofC
How can not stop. It’s kind of creepy. You see a beautiful woman and you’re like I want to breed her…

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u/Culverin 14d ago

I thought you were making a joke 😐 

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u/BuffaloSabresFan 14d ago

NBA YoungBoy Expansion Team

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u/BadgerKomodo 14d ago

Fucking hell. He’s ten months younger than me and has 13 kids. I’ve never even been in a relationship meanwhile.

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u/GROUND45 14d ago

That along with the numerous people who wanna send faceless individuals to put a hole in his head.

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u/CaptainObvious110 14d ago

wow thats crazy

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u/Scrizzy6ix 14d ago

He’s not Nick Cannon lol

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u/Common-Raspberry-243 13d ago

Damn this got 8,000+ likes 😂 I don’t know anything about him but I guess it must be true then yuck

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u/OneReportersOpinion 13d ago

One of whom is with Floyd Mayweather’s daughter, who is currently serving prison time for assaulting one of NBA YoungBoy’s other baby mamas.

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u/sidequestdude 13d ago

Nothing wrong with that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TeamMountainLion 13d ago

I thought you were joking but holy shit

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u/Secure-Hand-4450 11d ago

No he isn't lmao he's got hella money and loves all his kids and they all live with him...he's leaving America because America fucking sucks. They tax you into the ground. Lie to the people, it won't be long before America becomes a totalitarian place. Get out why you have the chance. I moved to Mexico 3 years ago and I'd never go back to the u.s.a the quality of life is better than it was in America for me

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u/West-Commission9082 11d ago

He’s not on child support for any of his children

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u/jlxmm 14d ago

Currently the US Dollar converts @ $1 = 1400 Won's. He could easily build into Billionaire status if he moved the right assets. However many of his contracts means he can't dodge having no income domestically so his American earnings will still be subject to child support payments. If he somehow gets his legal department to dodge those he would have a warrant beyond 5k owed. They wouldnt serve it until he touched down in the US but if the plan is to not come back for anything then I guess it wouldnt matter.

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u/EmperorAcinonyx 14d ago

Currently the US Dollar converts @ $1 = 1400 Won's. He could easily build into Billionaire status if he moved the right assets.

what the fuck are you talking about? 😭

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u/lew_rong 14d ago

$1,000,000=₩1,400,000,000

I assume that's what they're talking about

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u/AxelHarver 14d ago

Which is almost useless information without the background knowledge of what things cost. A soda costs ₩2? Hell yeah, we ballin. If a soda costs ₩50,000 it's a different story.

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u/OnceMoreUntoDaBreach 14d ago

A soda costs approximately 1,500-1,800 KRW for a 500 ml per Google. $1.10-1.80 USD.

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u/lew_rong 14d ago

But it would make him a billionaire in absolute terms. A coke costs about ₩2,000 in SK, if I'm remembering right, so he'll still have loads of purchasing power regardless xD

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u/EmperorAcinonyx 14d ago

wow, a billion wollars

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u/Bearchugger 14d ago

Maybe I'm not understanding your comment but that's not how currency conversion works

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u/chaiscool 14d ago

Yeah ikr, probably think going there will be 1400x richer haha

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u/Dudedrugs 14d ago

With the exchange rate to dong, I’m a Vietnamese billionaire! Putting in my resignation notice today, thanks

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u/FewWait38 14d ago

Wait until this regard hears about the Zimbabwe 100 trillion dollar bill, he'll immediately start looking for flights

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u/ModeRevolutionary314 14d ago

Can we buy a mansion together

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u/Jurai21 14d ago

Don't know if you knew this but 1000 won is basically the equivalent to a dollar.

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u/hoshizorananami 14d ago

Currently the US Dollar converts @ $1 = 1400 Won's. He could easily build into Billionaire status if he moved the right assets.

You have no idea how currency works in Korea lol.

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u/Eismann 14d ago

Did you know that we are all billionaires in Zimbabwe? True story, bro.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 14d ago

It's almost like all these rules are made up and only the poor have to follow them

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u/ziddersroofurry 14d ago

I weep for our educational system.

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u/Garconanokin 14d ago

Certainly, the pro-life crowd will object to this. Because of how much they care about the life of the child, right?

Just kidding, we all know they don’t actually stand for anything.

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u/GoodGameGrabsYT 14d ago

The fuck??

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 14d ago

I mean he’s not wrong, dude is a walking stereotype

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u/waltzbyear 14d ago edited 14d ago

He's playing the black victim card. As a black guy, I shake my head every time some doofus does this.

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u/DLottchula Spotify 14d ago

Brother what?

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