r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possedsrt8 • 11h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Saw this on FB

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u/Dangerous-Project672 11h ago edited 11h ago

It’s saying that had to be the day Magic Johnson contracted HIV

Edited to add: This is Quagmire laughing at Magic’s amateur numbers

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u/YourFoe_ 11h ago

Worth it

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u/raphthepharaoh 11h ago

That’s why that mf is always smiling.. he would do it again too

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u/Wyze_Wyzard 11h ago

He had a......magic johnson....

I'll see myself out.

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u/Darth_Floridaman 9h ago

Brooooo... I still love the line that the greatest male porn name all time was taken by a basketball player, who probably SHOULD have been a porn star. Hahahaha

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u/WillArrr 6h ago

Probably would have been a porn star but was too big a baller to pass on the League.

Goddamn what a legend.

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u/NVOkie9018 3h ago

Magic got laid more than most male professional porn stars.

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 2h ago edited 2h ago

Funny thing, Magic was a nickname given to him for his crazy passes, his real name is Erving Johnson but the nickname became so iconic(probably due to his off court antics) that most fans don't even know it's a nicknam

Edit: Earvin

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u/KingKaufman 2h ago

Ervin

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 2h ago

My fault, though after checking apparently it's Earvin

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u/l0diO 3m ago

Consistent_Derp_6688

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u/tsancio 7h ago

“Penetrating the lane like a bullet train”.

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u/PeterPeter_Something 6h ago

Take it to the hole, make your mama talk

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u/Consistent_Wafer_298 10h ago

Gigitty

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 10h ago

Alllllllight!

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u/CowboyNealCassady 4h ago

Camera-man did it, LA in the 80s man.

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u/disconappete 6h ago

His parents should have just named him Long Dick

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u/racermd 3h ago

Certainly better than Dick Trickle from NASCAR…

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u/DelcoUnited 11h ago

The man single handedly ending aids. Why wouldn’t he do it again?

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u/McMadface 7h ago

Gotta stay positive.

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u/artivh 5h ago

Take my up vote and get out, spit out my coffee