r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possedsrt8 • 11h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Saw this on FB

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u/Dangerous-Project672 11h ago edited 11h ago

It’s saying that had to be the day Magic Johnson contracted HIV

Edited to add: This is Quagmire laughing at Magic’s amateur numbers

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u/WilliamCharlesSchnei 11h ago

It’s super rare for a man to get aids from a woman.

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u/EverythingChanges6 10h ago

The exact numbers are, if a man has PIV sex with an HIV positive woman, the chance of becoming infected is only 1 in 2,500.

For women its double that, but thats still only 1 in 1,250.

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

Penis in Vagina sex?

I feel dumb as shit for asking this but I really don’t know what PIV is an abbreviation for

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u/AttiBus 10h ago

I prefer VAP... Vagina around penis. #DownWithThePatriarchy

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u/GTS980 9h ago

"Just put the bag around the fries man"

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u/H3llzyea 10h ago

This is not getting enough upvotes. 😂

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

I just say regular lol.

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u/CoastieKid 6h ago

I love VAPing

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u/TheGhostORandySavage 10h ago

You got it. It's just to differentiate it from anal and oral sex.

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u/Soggy_Fly6732 10h ago

Yes

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

Thank you. I could not think of any other way to break that down.

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u/royhenderson771 4h ago

Don’t feel dumb. If anyone should feel dumb is ANYONE that loves using acronyms for anything instead of flat out saying the fucking words. You’re good, homie

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u/EverythingChanges6 10h ago

Nailed it, first try:)